(A/N: I won't put up chapter 3 unless I get 5 reviews… enjoy the story, oh, and this will be in Harry's seventh year, except Dumbledore's not dead and the rest of the stuff is the same and I feel very weird and confused 'cause I'm listening to the soundtrack for 'Phantom of the Opera' as I'm writing this and writing a description for a pretty girl while listening about how ugly 'the phantom' is is confusing me. Seriously.)

Chapter 2: Unbelievable

In about an hour, Al, Riza and Havoc came back. Al looked so much like a girl. His long sandy blonde hair was let down and curled at the tips, he had some blush on his face and a bit of eyeshadow on. He was wearing a miniskirt and a spaghetti strap top with one of the straps off his shoulder (he's still wearing his coat) all in all, Al looked like a very convincing , not to mention cute, girl. Mustang took out a camera and told Ed and Al to pose. Mustang took three pictures and gave them to Al.

"Keep them with you, tell any girls who ask that this is your boyfriend, which is why you're not interested in any other guys, unless you want to tell them you're lesbian or you're really gay, then there wouldn't be a problem."

"Yes, sir and no, sir and I am not gay, sir."

"Okay, one last thing, what will your name be? After all, Alphonse isn't a girl's name."

"How about, um, Arina?"

"Perfect, and for your last name, you can use mine, now that we've got that settled, pack your things Alphonse and be back here in 3 hours, without your brother." And without further ado, he pushed the brothers out the door.

-3 hours later-

When Al walked into the colonel's office, the first thing he saw was an old man with a long silvery beard, wearing long robes. Al looks questioningly at Mustang but before he could ask anything, the old man spoke.

"Ah, you must be 'Miss Arina Mustang'. I am Dumbledore and I'm the headmaster of the school you will be going to. I presume you know the details of your mission?"

Alphonse nodded.

"When we get there, I'll show you where you will bathe, since you can't bathe with the boys or the girls and we'll have to discuss some other matters too. Now hold this," he held out a boot, "and we're off."

Alphonse felt a tugging at his navel and he landed in a circular room.

-Circular room (a.k.a. Dumbledore's office)-

"Welcome to Hogwarts, Arina, this is my office."

"On the 7th floor, beside the portrait of Barnabas the barmy, is the room of requirement. You need to walk across the wall three times, while thinking of whatever you need. A bathroom, for example. You will be placed in Gryffindor where your charge is."

Dumbledore then showed him a picture of Ginny.

"You have to do this undercover 'cause Ginny might beat Harry up if she knows he tried assigning her a bodyguard. That will be all until Harry arrives."

-5 minutes later-

Harry arrived. (A/N: That was just downright lame.)

"Ah, Harry, my boy, this is 'Arina Mustang', the bodyguard you requested."

"But, it's a girl," Harry protested, "Nothing against girls, of course."

"That's where you're wrong, Alphonse Elric here, is merely undercover since boys cannot stay in the girls dorms, making it harder for him to guard her."

Harry blinked.

"Oh, okay. Come, I'll show you where you will be staying. Dumbledore already bought all the stuff you will need for school including all the books for years 1 to 7 but he didn't buy robes for you. Later he'll bring you get them. Here we are. Wartstones. That's the password."

(A/N: Just pretend that Al with his kind and naïve and trusting mind has already adapted to magic, or if you want, pretend he's confused in his mind, trying to understand it all and about the password, I couldn't think of anything else, okay I could but I'm lazy so leave me alone. Okay? Great. Weird ending, I know, deal with it. Review, it's not hard to press the lavender 'go' button and type a few encouraging words to me. See ya.)