(A/N: Hallow! Sorry I haven't updated in a while… Anyways, I'm making Ed taller than Al, which is like not short, so please enjoy. )

Chapter 8: Stuff

Yeah… well, Arina wrote a letter to Colonel Mustang asking for him to allow Ed to come to Hogwarts and requesting that Mustang pretend to be her brother and sign the form because some people know she doesn't have parents and if her brother were to sign it, it would be all messed up because her brother is supposed to be her 'boyfriend' and it would be counted as incest which is bad. Of course, Mustang signed the form and ordered Ed to go to Hogwarts for Christmas and everything, so everyone is happy and there are no complaints…

Edward packs and goes to take a train to London 'cause for some really sucky reason it takes a week to get to London by train.

Nobody at Hogwarts can wait. Talk is buzzing about Hogwarts on who certain people like Draco Malfoy is bringing (Daddy dearest, perhaps?), who Cho Chang is bringing (unimportant, who cares about her? If you dare say yes, I will hurt you.), who each one of the golden trio is bringing (again, unimportant so ignore them) and, of course, who the lovely Arina is bringing. Everybody was curious about who the new student was bringing. Haha… One day, they find out.

Arina and Ginny were walking to class when Arina asked Ginny who she was inviting.

"Oh, um, my older brother Bill. He recently got married, you know."

"That's great."

"Who are YOU inviting, Arina."

"My boyfriend."

Ginny's eyes went as wide as (Edo's!) saucers as she stared at Arina.

"You have a boyfriend," she gaped.

"Y-yeah…"

"Woah… is he cute?"

Arina blushed deeply. "Y-yes?" It was pretty awkward to call your brother 'cute', but Arina being the fan'girl' of his brother that he is didn't think it that awkward.

Anyways, the wrong people heard the conversation and in like a day, the whole school knew that Arina Mustang had a totally hot boyfriend who she invited to come to Hogwarts. When Draco heard of this, he was mad. One could (almost) say he was in love with Arina. But when that little (Ed would kill him if he heard Draco say that.) boyfriend of hers came he would show him that no one messes with 'DA DRAKESTER'!!! Oh yeah!

-Creepy Draco time… (He's like an obsessed stalker or whatever)-

Draco plotted the downfall of Arina's so-called boyfriend. It made him shudder to think that someone else was with his Arina. Little did he know, that Arina's 'boyfriend' was not to be trifled with. He decided to 'investigate' (a.k.a. stalk Arina in order to find out more about) her boyfriend. Coincedentally, Ginny was asking about the aforementioned boyfriend.

"Arina, what's your boyfriend like?" (A/N: Sorry if Al sounds too fangirl-like or like he's in luurve with Ed.)

"He's really sweet and gentle to me and he's rather athletic and very smart."

(From his hiding place, Draco mentally shouts, "I'm like that!")

"I wish Harry was like that… What does he look like? You said he was cute."

(A/N: Let me warn you, this is more like my description of Ed but not as detailed, the details I'm gonna put later when everyone sees him.)

"He has sun-kissed blonde hair as soft as silk, deep golden eyes, a well-toned body and soft lightly tanned skin."

"I wish Harry sounded just as hot when described… What's his name?"

"Edward. Edward Elric."

Now, saying Draco was furious would be an understatement. He was fuming. That was practically a description of him! So maybe his hair was a bleached blonde and his eyes were a cold silver? So what if he wasn't athletic or some genious prodigy? Who cared if he didn't have a well-toned body or soft lightly tanned skin? Certainly not he! Nor any of his large fan club, for that matter. He was still HOTT with a capital 'H'. Perhaps he would go and bully some first years to make himself feel better. Then he would cook up a plan to take this 'Edward Elric' guy down and DOWN for good. With CAPITAL letters. And in BOLD. And italics. Not to mention underlined. Which made: DOWN for good.

(A/N: I need help, where should the guests stay and what dramatic entrance should I give them so that Ed gets noticed the most?)