I know I haven't updated in a loooong time, but I just did right? Therefore no need to kill me. Let me explain. First, I was busy with homework and tests. Then, my friend lent me Prince of Tennis!!! And I watched it. Soon after, when I finished, I got these 4 books. Two of them were the third book to two different trilogies I had been reading and I really wanted to know the ending. Then the other two were the first two books of a new trilogy I have started reading. The third book hasn't come out yet though… and I don't have anything to read currently. You should be thankful that I'm even typing this!! I have tons of maths homework to do that I'm not doing so I can type this. I'll probably have to do it tomorrow morning before school assembly and I won't have time to finish it. Ms T--- (I'm not mentioning her name, that's rude!) always gives us so much maths.

I'm listening to Face Down right now and I've got the perfect idea for a fic but I can't be bothered to type it out.

By the way, you know I realized that I can imagine things so perfectly in my mind but I can't type it out as perfect as how I imagined it.

This is starting to sound like a blog post… I should start with the story…

LAST thing, I have no idea where I'm heading with this so if you have any ideas or if there's something you want to see in this fic, just PM me or type it in a review!

Enjoy my story!

Chapter 10: Fanclub!/ Lesson Time!

In the last chapter…

No way Arina has such a total hottie like that for a boyfriend. (Girls)

How can such a cutie like Arina have such a girly loser of a boyfriend… even if he does look better than me… (Boys)

How dare that fiend lay a hand on MY Arina????!!!???? He is going DOWN(Remember who?)

Now… Let's fast forward to the next day.

When Ed walked into the Great Hall, the girls all got nosebleeds.

(Random girl's imagery)

He walked in, that deliciously handsome boy with that hot ass body and soft silken locks of sun kissed hair that was bound in a low ponytail. His wide, shining and deep eyes of the most entrancing colour of molten honey gazed around the hall with a certain softness that is making me and my friends swoon. A small cute button nose rested on his sculpted face and his soft lips were a light pink. The corners of his lips tilted up in mirth when Draco's daddy Lucius stumbles slightly. His sleeveless hooded shirt showed his toned muscles and his lightly tanned skin off nicely and his black Bermudas cling to him in just the right places, leaving MUCH to be imagined.

(End imagery)

(A/N: LOL! That random girl is weird… Anyways, Ed is wearing 'muggle' clothing because he isn't a wizard. And he'd look weird in robes… Well maybe not, but not the point! The muggle-born peeps who's been invited are wearing muggle clothing while others that are 'purebloods' like Lucius are wearing robes.)

Haha. Well, most of the girls had similar imageries and those girls were very jealous when Ed slung his arm around Arina.

They sat at the Gryffindor table and when Ed smiled that adorable, gentle, sweet, crooked smile of his in their direction (They're imagining that, he was smiling at nowhere near them.) they could have fainted right there and then. Of course, a fan club was formed: EEROS (Ed Elric Rocks Our Socks). (A/N: LAME!!)

So, the invitees are to attend ONE classes with their inviters so as to not interrupt the classes too much. WOOO! HOOPLAH! HOOPLAH!

To the point, Ed's accompanying Arina to POTIONS! Coincidentally, Lucius is going too.

- In The Dungeons-

"Okay, Slytherins and you pathetic mortal fools a.k.a. Gryffindors. Today we will be making a very complicated potion. If you fail in making this, you will most likely never pass your exams. The invitees will also be doing this and they will be provided with the items needed. It is the Potion d'Homosexualité."

(A/N: Snape is gay but his dry cynicism rocks!)

…

Everyone was silent at this. EVERYONE. You could even see a tumbleweed drift pass like in those old cowboy movies because even though it was French, you can pretty much get the idea of what the potion does. (It turns straight people gay...)

…

"You may begin now."

Everyone got up and began. Ed, of course, made some calculations and finished the potion in 20 mins instead of the original 30 mins. Lucius finished his in 27 mins. Arina finished hers in 28 mins and Hermione in 29 mins. Other people finished theirs at 30+ mins.

Lucius smirked and slunk up beside Ed. "You know, to finish that fast you must have experience in making it."

"No, I'm what you call 'a muggle'. I've never made a potion before this. But since you say that… I must assume that since you finished faster than the usual time too that you have experience."

GASP!

"The hot blonde kid implied that Lucius Malfoy is GAY!" Pansy Parkinson randomly shouted.

"Well I'm not. As you can see, I am married with a son. I have no requirement of pleasure from men." Lucius stated, with his nose upturned.

"Just because you don't require it doesn't mean you don't want it." Was the smug reply that Ed threw back at Lucius.

(A/N: What is going to happen next? Find out next chapter titled: "The Ultimate Showdown". Just Kidding. But I love that song. Go on Youtube and listen to it. I memorized it! By the way, I realize that I may have to raise the rating because of that last part… Haha. Homos and gays... Please review!)