Dear Slade,
I must inform you that you are not well-liked!
Love,
Starfire.
Dear Starfire,
I'm the villain. If you like me there's a problem.
Scincerely, Slade.
Dear Slade,
Robin said that you smell!
Love,
Starfire.
Dear Starfire,
I'm aware.
Sincerely,
Slade.
Dear Slade,
Beast Boy told me to tell you, "Your mother."
Love,
Starfire.
Dear Starfire,
If you are trying to send me hate mail, at least know the terms you're trying to insult me with.
Sincerely, Slade.
PS. Don't sign your hatemail, "Love," if you're going to do it at all.
Dear Slade,
I must inform you that you suck.
Starfire.