They sat in the bathroom for a while, staring at that little pink plus sign. After awhile they heard 'knock knock knock' "Leonard and Penny" 'Knock Knock Knock' "Leonard and Penny" 'Knock knock' and Leonard opened the door to see Sheldon wearing a surgical mask.
"What Sheldon?" Leonard asked "Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but based on the time elapsed since you entered the bathroom, am I correct to assume something is wrong with one or both of you?" "We're not sick Sheldon." "What other reason would one have for staying in the bathroom as long as you did?" "Um, Sheldon," Penny answered him, "I'm kind of going to have a baby in 9 months." "and because Leonard is in the bathroom with you, I'm assuming the he is the father of your fetus." "Yes" Leonard and Penny answered. "Leonard, I am assuming you are going to take care of the situation that you have put us in by having coitus with Penny."
"If you mean giving my baby a home and love," Leonard answered, "then yes, I am" "Leonard," Sheldon whined, "I will not have a crying baby in this apartment!" "What are you going to do about it, Sheldon?" "I'll move in with Raj!" "Sheldon," Leonard answered him, "you know Raj will never let you move in with him." "I'll move in with Howard." "He is even more less likely than Raj." "fine. But you will not have the child here more than 3 days a week." "fine." "Sheldon,"
Penny butted in, "I need to talk to Leonard." "Ok, go ahead and talk." "No," Penny answered, "Alone." "I'm involved with this too." "NO YOU'RE NOT!" Leonard yelled at him.
Sheldon walked out of the bathroom. "So," Leonard asked "We're really parents?" "Yep," Penny answered him, "Amazing isn't it?" "It sure is hard to believe."
Leonard got up and said "We need to call my mother, Sheldon's mother to warn her, and your family. We'll tell Howard and Raj later." With that, he got up to call his mother.
"Leonard, you do know I'm at work, right?" "Yes mom." "What is so important you had to disturb me at work?" "You're going to be a grandmother!" There was a pause. "Did you fertilize a child in your little girlfriend." "Yes mom! Aren't you happy?" "I suppose. Are you going to take care of the child that is genetically half you?" "yes mother." "Good. Don't be like your father. He left all the child raising to me." "Alright mom. Goodbye." "Goodbye."
"Alright Penny, now your folks." Leonard said with a smile. Penny's Family weren't home, so they moved on to Sheldon's mom.
"Hello, Cooper residence." "Hello Mrs. Cooper. This is Leonard." "Well Leonard, how are you honey?" "I'm good, how are you?" "I'm fine. Now let's get to the point. What'd Shelly do now?" "Oh, nothing Mrs. Cooper. We were just calling to warn you that Sheldon might be a little on edge over the next 9 months." "9 months? He didn't sin and get some poor girl pregnant, did he?" "No, but Penny and I are going to have a baby." "Oh, I'm so happy for you two! Good Luck!" "Thanks Mrs. Cooper." "I better be Grandma Mary!" "Don't worry, you will be." "Good Luck, Love you all!" "You too. Bye!" "Bye!"|