WARNING: This chapter was worked on twice. Once on Zoe's birthday, the other just after Halloween, so be warned.

Also, Kailey, You're gonna hate me.

Me: Ello peoples! Guess what! I LOST THE GAME!

Miffles: ZOEE! NOW I LOST THE GAME!

Me: -to audience- What the game is, if you think about it, you lose. SO don't think about the game. And now that I've told you this, you're all playing the game and there's nothing you can do about it!

Miffles: -Is steaming- YOU MADE ME LOSE! GAHHH! RRRRRRR! –screams a high pitch scream-

Me: oh no! –grabs Jill and runs into the closet-

Jill: What? What's she doing?

Me: She's summoning her brethren. They all jump on top of her and make one giant monster puffball that will try to eat us if we're not quiet! So AJJJJJJGGG!

Jill: -nods-

Me:….

Jill:….

Me:….

Jill:…..

Miffles: 'ello puppet!-nom's the door-

Jill: GAH! ZOE DO SOMETHING!

Zoe: -pulls out orccarina- -plays the song of storms-

Jill: -singing- Curse that kid! Curse that kid! Can't believe he broke my mill! Wanna push 'im down! A Hill!

-starts raining-

Miffles: -puffballs jump off till it's just Miffles- DUMB MUSIC WITCH!

Me: -smiles- I try. Plus you forgot two things. It's my birthday, and it's the full moon. My power is three times as stong.

Miffles: Shut up.

Jill: It's your birthday? HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

-starts singing-

Once a year we celebrate with stupid hats and plastic plates

The fact that you were able to make 'nother trip around the sun.

And the whole clan gathers round
And gifts and laughter do abound

And we let out that joyful sound and sing that stupid song!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Now your one year OLDEEEERR!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Your life still isn't OVEEEERRR!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! You did not accomplish much.

At least you didn't die this year!

I guess that's good enough!

Me: awww thanks Jill. I love feeling…appreciated…?

Miffles: I like that song. ^_^

Me: Only cuz it's about the sadness of growing older.

Miffles: …maybe.

Me: anyways. –to audience- okay, so here's the chiz. I'll list 'em for you.

Zoe's list of things

1. I've be seriously addicted to Legend of Zelda…again. I'm playing the different games off my brother's LoZ collector's edition. Basically it's Ocarina of time, Link's awakening, Legend of Zelda, and a 20 min demo of Windwaker.

Jill: -cough- fail! –cough-

2. I LOOOOVVVEE Super Smash Bros Brawl! I love it! It's so cool! I pwon as Zero Suit Samus, Ice Climbers, Zelda/Sheik, Marth, and Ike.

3. I want an Ocarina…real bad.

4. I GOT BRACES! They hurt…real bad.

5. I'm on both yearbook and Chapel committee at my school. So it should be awesome. :D Chapel meets at mornings, and I'm really hyper in mornings. :D

6. My mum's thinking about sending me to vocal lessons. I can't decide whether I wanna go or not.

7. Holloween is making me nautious. So much sweets and not enough salt! Hey you in the back! Yeah you! The one dissing salt! You wouldn't BE HERE without salt! So SHUD UP!

8. Minda needs to be in brawl. She must be.

9. Thecomputernerd01/Josh is amazing. Look him up on YouTube. I wanna marry him.

10. Ten is a good number. I think I'll stop here.

So yeah…that's the chiz.

Jill: What does chiz even mean?

Me: I don't know. People just say it. Kinda like bringin sexy back.

Jill: How can you bring it back?

Me: Where'd it go?

Jill: How'd it leave?

Me: Why does it keep leaving if so many people are "Bringin it back"?

Jill: What dumby considered Edward Cullen as one of the few who did bring it back?

Me: Well, that's all I have for now. So until next time!

Miffles: Wait! You haven't even told them about why this is so short!

Me: OOOOHH! Okay! So, the reason this is so short is because I'm doing the NaNoWriMo thingy. I'm gonna be working on my novel "Dragon Riders: First Flight." It's gonna be awesome! You know, maybe I'll give you guys a sneak peak later, but for now, I gotta go, so

LOVE YA! HUG YA! TRIFORCE YA!

~Zoe, Jill, and Miffles