"I'm tired of walking!" Gypsy whined. Mike sighed and kept walking, ignoring Gypsy's bickers. Everyone looked frustrated and tired; Gypsy was whining, Crow looked frustrated and upset while looking at a traveling map they bought from a vendor, Tom Servo looked like he was on the edge of death from exercising too much, Mike looked grouchy, and Cambot was okay, with no buzzing of whining and frustration. That is when Crow went insane.
"This map is damned useless!" Crow yelled out and tossed the papery object on the ground and slumped to a small log chair. "How are we ever going to find that dumb cat?"
"It's a possibility, but Christopher promised us to give us a nice little map when we catch Meowth." Mike said, sitting on the ground.
"I thought we bought a map." Mike's eyes opened. How could he forget that they just bought a phony map?
"Oh...right...that map." Mike stammered. Tom peeked at Mike's face in curiosity.
"Poor guy didn't notice." Tom said and plopped on the chair. Then the bushes began to rustle.
"What the?" Crow muttered and tipped-toed to the bush.
"If you guys are spies, I am Robot. Crow T. Robot." Crow said.
"Crow, don't make nature think you are James Bond." Mike corrected.
"Botch...you idiot! We were so close!" Crow jumped back from the female voice and vaulted over the bench for a hiding spot.
"THE NAME IS BUTCH!"
"Butch?" Mike grumbled and put his hand on his chin.
"Sounds lovely for a handsome man..." Gypsy swooned. Then Butch and the female jumped out of the bush.
"Prepare for trouble!"
"And make it double!"
"Actually, I am ready for this though." Crow said and popped up wearing Lupin III's clothing and pointing a P38 at the mysterious figures.
"We were not done, you idiot." Butch said. "Cassidy, tell me...who the living hell are these freaks?"
"Butch Cassidy?" Tom asked. "You mean that cowboy?"
"No!" Cassidy yelled out. "You are one dumb bastard, you hear me?"
"Hey, don't call Servin like that. I'm Cropin the Third!" Crow said, letting his imagination going haywire. "And that one with the big lips is Gypsio Meene and that is-"
"Crow...are you hallucinating?" Mike asked.
"Of course. I'm in the Lupin III universe!" Crow yelled out. "I will steal your jewels, I will eat your puppies, I will -" Crow's head was crushed by a mallet, and he fell down unconscious.
"Sorry about that, Crow was one of his anime hallucinations." Mike said and dropped the mallet.
"Crow is a otaku?" Tom asked, confused.
"From the looks of it." Gypsy said.
"Look, can't we just get back to where we started?" Cassidy moaned. Everyone shook their heads.
"But I have a question though – have you seen a Meowth?" Mike said, putting his hands on his hips.
"Totally. Shmessie and Blames have that thing." Cassidy said.
"Oh really?" Tom asked in a cautionary manner.
"Damn straight- I found those morons with that greedy beast." Butch said. "They were carrying him somewhere though-but it looked like they were running to the Pokemon Center."
"Okay though...we'll see you guys later." Mike said and ran off with the bots and a unconscious Crow.
"Actually, we were heading to the center. Wanna come?" Cassidy piped out. Mike and the bots turned around.
"Okay then..." Mike muttered. Butch and Cassidy sprinted to the center as fast they can, with Mike and the bots hot on their trail.
"Poor Meowth..." James said and put his hand near his eyes. "I hope you still feel better though." Meowth just stood still, sleeping. Jessie put a arm on James, looking at him with a frown.
"Let's go James. The little furball is in a coma." Jessie said, comforting James. Soon he began sobbing.
"Why...why such a tragedy could do this to the Rockets? WHY? WHY? WHYYYYYYYYYY?" James yelled out, being melodramatic. Jessie sighed and carried the sobbing James upstairs. Mike peeked, along with the bots. Butch and Cassidy ditched them after they arrived to the center, leaving the bots and Mike there.
"There he is...Meowth." Mike observed, pointing at the cat. Everyone went inside and looked at the busy Nurse Joy.
"Hi there." The Joy said, typing on her computer. "Can I help you?"
"Yeah...err...we are looking for a Meowth." Mike stammered. Crow later wakes up and takes off his suit.
"Where the living hell are we?" Crow said in a demanding manner. The Joy gulped.
"Ummmm...okay. Can you tell me your names?" The Joy said, pulling out a pen and a clipboard.
"I'm Mike Nelson."
"I'm Gypsy."
"Crow T. Robot, but you can call me Crow!"
"Call me Tom Servo."
"Bzzzzzzt!"
"Okay...I'm Alyssa. Nice to meet you." The Joy said and shook hands with the bots and Mike. Just then, her boyfriend came in with some flowers and looked smooth, with a soldier suit on, black gruffy hair and a gentle smile. Everyone looked at the man.
"Hi Manny..." Alyssa said.
"Hiya toots..." Manny said and handed over a bouquet of flowers. Alyssa smiled and looked at the pretty flowers.
"These are so cute!" Alyssa said and hugged Manny and began to kiss.
"Excuse me though, but are you guys carbon copies of Kaname Chidori and Sousuke Sagara?" Crow asked. That stopped the romance. Manny and Alyssa ran out the door all of a sudden.
"Nice going, Crow." Tom muttered. Crow shot a look at him and later sees Mike with the unconscious Meowth.
"All right, I got him – " Mike said. "Let's get out of here!" The bots and Mike ran off, carrying the unconscious Meowth.
"Boy, the boyfriend/girlfriend was some distraction!" Gypsy said, sprinting.
"You said boy two times." Tom said.
"Tell me about it." Everyone kept running until they stopped their tracks. Crow didn't notice and he bumped into the figure. Crow looked up, and his jaw dropped. A woman with golden hair, a black dress and a nice smile.
"I could've sworn that I just ran into the prettiest girl I have-" Crow stammered before fainting.
"Oh god." Everyone moaned.
TO BE CONTINUED...
Yes, Crow just ran into a mysterious person - guess who the female is in the reviews section! And yes, Manny and Alyssa just made cameos in this chapter, mmkay?
