Stepwing CH 2
The Ceramony
Deep down in the Echo Chamer a wedding ceramony was in progress between Ariel and Robert. "I would like to thank everyone for being here tonight, Ariel Chinook will accept you with open arms." Robert softly said. "UHHH get a roost Dad." Chinook objected, he left. "Oh for Noct... Chinook!"Robert yelled. Ariel started to speek "Im glad for everyone being here tonight but my son Shade was going to get his own roost but was recently rejected by his girlfriend so he is going to be living with us." Ariel explained. "I WASNT REJECTED I WAS HARSHLY DUMPED...BUT YOU WOULDNT NOW THE DIFFERANCE." Shade looked at his food "I DIDNT WANT BEETLE I SAID IT FOUR TIMES." Shade started to fly away "This wedding is owl sh!t."
Shade and Ariel where flying to roberts roost together. "Im not going to call him Dad." Shade calmly told his mother. "Shade your thirty nine months old I would not expect you to call him dad."Ariel chuckled. "Well im not going to EVER even if the owls try to burn tree haven down...Robert better not get in my face because ill drop that mother f*cker." Shade said. "Oh my Nocturna Shade." Ariel replied.
Chinook roosted beside his dad "Dad i know that you are technicaly mated now but that does not mean that they have to live here." Robert shrugged "You know Chinook i think its time for a change in both of us."Robert told Chinook. "Dad were men that means a few things...We like to sh!t with the leaves open,we talk about p*ssy, we go on special hunting trips and we make our own stuff. That is what we do and now that is all wrecked." Chinook told his Father. "You and me Chinook have literaly never done any of those things." Robert explained. "Alright here is a senario for you dad supose Ariel sees me coming out of the bathing lake and decides to come on to me...im looking good I have a lushus beed of silver fur running from my chest pubes all the way down to my ballfro and she takes one look at me and says "oh my Nocturna ive had the old bull and now I want the young calf." Then she grabs me by the pen!$." Robert stoped him. "SHUT THE F*CK UP." Yelled Robert.
Ariel and Shade finaly arived at Roberts roost and almost imediatly Ariel and robert started making out. They both leaned against the walls of the roost and fell through the leaf door. Shade looked at Chinook "hey" Shade said , "hey" Chinook replied. "Im Shade" "Im Chinook but you have to call me Dragon." "You have to call me Night Hawk" Shade replied before they stared at eachother for hours on end with a queer look on there faces.
After they hunted they were in the roost eating. "This is nice." said Ariel. "You know Shade is a really talented bat he is a gifted echo projecter. Ariel told Robert and Chinook. "How good" Chinook asked. "Well most bats in tree haven heard of me...that good!" Shade answered. Chinook looked like he was going to laugh. "You know its funny I can echo project too. Chinook made a blurry image of a bat singing something, then Chinook started to go along "IF YOU WANNA GET DOWN ON THESE FURRY BLLS WHY DONT YOU JUMP RIGHT IN ITS A CROTCH PARTY RIGHT UP IN THIS WHY DONT YOU LICK ON THIS BIG !" "CHINOOK STOP IT!" Yelled Robert. "Ha thats cute I remember when I had my first tea leaf."Shade told Chinook. "HAHAH thats so funny the last time I heard that I laughed so hard I fell of my Saurian."Chinook replied quickly. Shade was very close to whimpering when Robert told Chinook to show Shade where he sleeps. Chinook gave a quick tour of the roost before they got to where they sleep. "Okay Shade this is the place but before you enter do you see that rock with holes in it" "Yes" Shade said. "Dont touch it thats the one rule of the roost DONT TOUCH IT!" Chinook yelled. "Alright!" Shade thundered. "Alright Shade come in... you roost right there." Chinook told him. It was a small dark corner with a really indescent odour.