Stepwing CH 3
New Rivalry
Ariel flew in and roosted to the right of Robert on a smoothe surface with a rotted twig sticking out. "Robert I meant to ask you... why is it that Chinook never found a mate?" Ariel asked. "Well Chinook was never careful on what he said to the females. Like this one time he was very close exept for what he said when he needed to release waste." Robert told his mate, "What did he say?" "Arg maytie I gotta drop a steamer!"Robert said with a screwed up grin on his face. "Well Ariel what about Shade?" asked Robert. "Well when we told him his father died it was difficult. But this one time when Shade was 17 months and a younger relative named Todd was 14 months old and Shade decided to enter a talent show. He used his echo projecting talents to near perfection but when Todd and a few of his friends used most of there energy to create an image of Shade with a mang!na. Right after that his girlfriend dumped him and then never echo projected again."
Shade and Chinook where roosting in that small leaf walled room "hey are you still awake?" Shade whispered "ya" Chinook said quietly "I just wanted to let you know that I hate you...and this roost sucks $$." "the only reason your living here is because me and my dad thought you mom was really hot and maybe we should just both bang here and put up with the retard in the meantime." "who's the retard?" "you" HEY YA DONT SAY THAT!" Shade yelled. "Sush up wake up my dad and get me grounded." Chinook explained. Shade was giving Chinook a dirty look "you better not fall asleep as soon as your eyes shut im going to bite you right in the neck" Shade threatened "i hope you have a good grip because il send you falling." Chinook replied "im gonna take a storage leaf and fill it full of pebbles then beat the $h!t out of you." Shade said. Chinook and Shade instantly fell asleep after several minutes of arguing.
Shade and Chinook where hunting when Chinook flew over Shade's head and dropped a steamer. The next day when Shade was asleep Chinook had spelled "Down with Nocturna Up With Zotz" with charcoal on Shade's fur. The next day Shade put red juice on Chinook's forehead making it look like he suffered a head wound. When Chinook was stuck in the medical chamber Shade flew into their room and saw Chinook's windrock then started playing it.
Chinook arived back from the medical chamber he look over at shade "why are you so sweaty?". " I was watching batman" said Shade. Chinook walks into their room and started to smell the presence of another bat. He checked everything, but almost imedietly checked his wind rock he saw siliva. " That little b$trd Shade". Chinook walks to find Shade he bumps in to him down the hall, " hey man did you touch my wind rock?" asked Chinook. " nope", replied Shade. "Weird because it seems somone deffinally touched my wind rock", " ya that is weird because i did'nt touch it". Chinook grabed Shade "HEY!" Chinook yelled. "your insane Chinook, i did'nt touch your wind rock". Shade started walking away "where you going" asked Chinook "im going into our room because im to put my nutts sack on your wind rock". All Shade could here was random yelling and screaming as he put his nutts on the wind rock. " i swear to Nocturna if touch my wind rock i will stab you in the neck with sharpend slate." Chinook squealed. " ya im playing Moby Dick for real". replied Shade. Chinook started to run run in the room yelling " i swear to Nocturna".