Stepwing CH 4
The Two Sleepflyers
Chinook flew into the room at lightning speed to whitness Shade tebaging the windrock. "AHHHHHH."Chinook screamed as he charged at Shade grabing him ripping through the leaf wall and out of the had Chinook in a lock but Chinook threw him off by biting his ankle. " I DID'NT TOUCH YOUR DMN WINDROCK!" Shade yelled, Chinook ripped a sharp stick from the ceiling of tree haven and threw it to Shade then Chinook forced another one out "Lets get it on."
Ariel was out hunting for tiger moths when a sharp sound pounded at her eardrum, "What the underworld is that sound!" Ariel sprayed sound throughout tree haven. Ariel caught the echo of Shade trying to avoid being stabed as Chinook was swinging and thrusting a sharp stick. Screaming Ariel tried to fly to Robert as quickly as possible she pushed everything out of the way. Robert was talking about dirty things with his friend when Ariel came in, "ROBERT THERE LIKE WILD BEASTS HELP!" yelled Ariel in a hurry. When they arived all they could to was watch as Shade and Chinook hit eachother with the blunt end of the sticks at the exact same time knocking both of them out. "WHAT THE F*CKING F*CK!" Ariel screamed.
A few hours after the fight. Shade and Chinook where roosting watching a red and black ant fight to the death in there echo vision. " C'MON RED YOU CAN TO IT! Shade cheered, "SCREW YOU SHADE, BLACK'S GOT THIS IN THE LEAF!" Chinook protested. Robert and Ariel flew in and blocked the ants "Dad what are you doing!" "OK heres the deal #1 you fill fix that F*CKING WALL NOW! #2 YOU HAVE 1 MONTH TO FIND MATES OR IL KICK YOU OUT IVE ARANGED BLIND DATES FOR YOU ON MONDAY AND YOU WILL GO!" Robert loudly explained. "Dad why are you talking like this to me im your son?" Chinook asked close to whimpering, "IM NOT BUYING THAT QUANO ANYMORE!" Robert howled. Ariel looked at them both "Today I saw my son trying to tear Chinooks heart out with a stick, you yelled RAPE at the top of your lungs." Ariel explained, "Mom I honestly thought I was going to be raped for a second, he had the craziest look in his eyes and at one point he yelled "Lets get it on." said Shade. Robert looked at Chinook "That was about the fighting, I am so not a Raper." Chinook told them. "Well I hope you keep that word, and just incase you dont...NO MORE HUNTING ALONE UNTIL YOU FIND A MATE!" Robert enforced, "WHAT!" Shade and Chinook squealed, "We are so serious!" Ariel said. "YOUR A F*CKING HOG"ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND" Robert cut them off and left. "THIS ROOST IS A F*CKING PRISON"ON PLANET GULL SH!T"IN THE GALAXY OF THIS SUCKS OWL D!CKS!"
Later that day Shade and Chinook are asleep in there roosts. Shade started to slowly scale the ceiling until he found the way into the hall he was sleepflying. Chinook also scaled unconsiously into the hall they where both sleepflying. Chinook bumped into Shade mumbling and trying to hug. Both Shade and Chinook walked into the kitchen and started ripping up the leaves scratching the stone and yelling nonsence for the entire day. When Nocturna's wings made night Robert and Ariel crawled out of their room and into the kitchen both laughing to some joke Robert told, when they got into the kitchen they where both very surprised " Oh no what happend?" Ariel said shocked, "I dont know maybe Chinook didn't tie the leaves and a newborn got in, but Ariel" Robert stoped and looked at the leaf walls "Um Ariel Whay are the walls crincled?" Robert asked confused. "Its Shade he sleepflys and he always crincles the walls." Ariel explained, "Chinook sleepflys too." "Are you kidding me?" "Im not look in the storage leaf." Ariel checked the storage leaf and pulled out pebbles. "Ya Chinook but its OK they're going to get mates they will be gone in a month, a month. Ariel walked into Shade and Chinooks room "Guys" no answer "Guys" no answer "GUYS!" Ariel yelled. Shade slowely woke up "IL KILL YOU OWL DEMON." mumbled Shade as he awoken. Chinook started to wake up "The rat has no pen!$."mumbled Chinook. "What kind of dreams are you guys having?" "Anyway Shade your little cousin Todd will be here soon so i suggest you get up."Ariel explained. "Today...Sssh!t."Shade whispered. "Whats your problem?" Chinook asked, "My little cousin is even a bigger $$h0le than you are!"