Well, I honestly didn't expect this story to get a lot of favs, but it did!
So, on with the show! *coughfailcough*
Remember, this contains slash.
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry, Cedric, Bella, Edward, Neville, Dumbledore, Malfoy (yummy), or Wilson the Volleyball.
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This is when their talking
This is what they are doing.
*this is what their doing at the present moment*
This is thoughts and Cedric and Harry talking with their magic!
Lights, camera, action!
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Bella, still confused, decides that its nappy time, and lays down on the floor with a silvery water-like piece of fabric as her blankie.
Cedric: EEK!!!!
Harry: What is it, my love?!
Cedric: She's gone!
Harry: WTF? (A/N: What the f)
Cedric: IDK, WAWGTD?! (A/N: I don't know, what are we going to do?)
Harry: HTHSIK, YTWITR! (A/N: How the hell should I know, you're the woman in this relationship!)
Cedric: *gasp* *crycrycrycrycrycry* (A/N: Heh, poor Cedric :P)
Harry: OH CEDDY BEAR! I DIDN'T MEAN IT!
Bella: *getting up from underneath Invisibility cloak* WTFDYTYDWITTS?! IMMEBHWHKMUWIWTTSAISSFNAIDNYY! GN! (A/N: Whoever's the closest to figuring that out gets the next chapter dedicated to them. Just message me!)
Bella goes back to sleep, leaving the boys stunned.
Cedric: (after several minutes) *snapping* Oh shnap!
Door is busted down; Bronze haired boy enters.
Harry: Who is that? *fixes door with magic*
Bella: Edward?
Edward: Bella?
Bella: Edward!
Harry: Cedric?
Cedric: Harry?
Neville: Neville!
Harry and Cedric: NEVILLE?!!!!!!
Neville: Trevor!
Harry: Neville, that's your toad.
Neville: Right…
Edward: What's going on?
Neville spotting Edward.
Neville: You're hot.
Edward: Uhh, no. Feel my skin, it's ice cold.
Neville: *blushes* Right…
Cedric: Why do you look like me?
Edward: No, I think you mean why do you look like me.
Cedric: That's what I said.
Edward: No, you asked why I looked like you, when it's quite obvious that you look like me.
Cedric: Uhh, how is there any difference between those two?
Edward: No, you see, I'm a vampire, an immortal, handsome vampire, so therefore I am cooler than a simple wizard who happens to look like me.
Cedric: That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
Neville: *Staring at Edward* Shhh! The profit speaks…
Harry: *in corner, hugging Wilson the Volleyball* What should I do, Wilson?!
Wilson: . . .
Harry: No, that'll never work..
Bella: This is kinda confusing…
Edward: I know, right?
Door is busted down again.
Harry: Dammit! I just fixed that! Wait, Mom? Dad?
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OHH!!!!!! Cliffy!
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