Okay, so as I said in the last chapter, whoever gets the closest to figuring what Bella says out get the next chapter dedicated to them.

Flashback:

Bella: *getting up from underneath Invisibility cloak* WTFDYTYDWITTS?! IMMEBHWHKMUWIWTTSAISSFNAIDNYY! GN! (A/N: Whoever's the closest to figuring that out gets the next chapter dedicated to them. Just message me!)

End flashback

See? I did say that! Hmm…

So, the answer was:

"What the F*ck do you think you're doing while I'm trying to sleep? I miss my Edward, because he wouldn't have kept me up while I was trying to sleep and I'm so sexually frustrated now and I don't need you yelling! GOOD NIGHT!"

And to answer your telepathically-transmitted question, yes I am mentally insane.

. . .

ANYWAY,

THIS CHAPTER IS COMPLETELY, ENTIRELY, 157% DEDICATED TO…

*drum roll*

LLAMA LEXI!!!!!

*cheering* *applauding* *fireworks*

Okay, so Lexi this one's for YOU!

This story DOES contain slash! Do not read if you're not into that kinda stuff.

WARNING: THIS STORY MAY CAUSE EXCESSIVE LAUGHING. IF YOU BEGIN TO SHOW SYMPTOMS OF KIDNEY FAILURE, LIVER PAIN, AND OR CHAPPED LIPS, PLEASE CONSULT YOUR DOCTOR, BECAUSE MAGICAL MIX-UP MAY NOT BE RIGHT FOR YOU.

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in this story.

Oh yeah, little English fun fact: The verb in that disclaimer is do own 'cause NOT is NOT a helping verb!! Hahahahaha! *chuckle chuckle* *chortle*…

*ahem*


This is when their talking

This is what they are doing.

*this is what their doing at the present moment*

This is thoughts and Cedric and Harry talking with their magic!

Lights, camera, action!

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Bella: . . .

Edward: . . .

Harry: . . .

Cedric: . . .

Neville: *singing softly* La de da de da de da, I love Edward, his charm and his sass, but what I love most is his cute little…

Bella: *wack*

Neville: *huff*

A few moments of silence…

Until…

Neville: You ever think that somewhere out in another universe, there's like people in a house just like this and all sitting on the floor just like us, but their all like, tacos?

Edward: …Chalupas?

Neville: Yes. Sexy, sexy chalupas… And I would be the sexiest chalupa of all…

Edward: What?

(A/N: Disclaimer: I do not own that! That is property of Jason Steele of )

Bella: What?

Harry: Just go along with it…

Bella: Sure…

James Potter: *ahem*

Harry: Huh? Oh, right- MOMMY! DADDY!

James and Lily: HARRY!

Harry: MOMMY!

Lily: HARRY!

James: *ahem*

Harry: MOMMY!

Lily: HARRY!

James: *AHEM*

Harry: MOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMYYYYY!

Lily: HAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRYYYYY!

James: AHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEMMMMM!!!

Harry: …Daddy!

James: Yay!

Neville: James! Lily!

James: Who are you?

Neville: Never mind…

Moments of silence continue, until…

Unknown unless you read the next chapter: PRONGS!

Another Unknown unless you read the next chapter: LILY!!

AHH SHNAP!

Cliffy!

Sorry its so short… I have to go get more chocolate…

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