SOOOOOOOOO sorry for not updating sooner! I've been busy with all this crap and junk and crappy junk and junky crap and other synonyms for useless materials, and I totally forgot to update!

Will a virtual cookie make it better?

I thought it would :P

ENJOY!

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS!

This is when their talking

This is what they are doing

*this is what their doing at the present moment*

This is thoughts and Cedric and Harry talking with their magic!

Lights, Camera, ACTION!

Sirius: 78 mugs of butterbeer on the wall, 78 mugs of butterbeer…

Harry: *groan*

Lily: Bored….

Remus: Bored…

Cedric: Bored…

Bella: Bored…

Edward: Horny!

Bella: What?

Edward: Nothing…

Sirius: 77 mugs of butterbeer on the wall-

Remus: Would you shut it already!

Sirius: Great! Now I have to start all over again! 100 mugs of butterbeer on the wall…

Bella: Oh NO!

Edward: Oh NO!

Remus: Oh NO!

Cedric: Oh NO!

Kool-aid Man: *breaks through wall* OH YEAH!

Bella: …

Edward: …

Remus: …

Cedric: …

Kool-aid Man backs away slowly, when suddenly!

Jake: BELLA?

Bella: JAKE?

Edward: EDWARD! Now that we all know each other, what are you doing here?

Jake: *looking around* Where exactly is here?

Edward: I don't know, but can you help us get outta here?

Jake: *looks at Edward like he's grown another head* Umm… there's a giant hole in the wall, right there.

Edward: I know, but I can't leave here without your help!

Jake: Why?

Edward: You don't want to know the truth…

Jake: Yes I do!

Edward: No you DON'T!

Jake: I want the truth!

Edward: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Bella: Lol, movie reference.

Edward: There's some kind of force keeping us here! 'Cause first Bella appeared here with no idea why and then I appeared here with no idea why and now YOU'RE here! There's gotta be some explanation!

Jake: Wait, what kind of force?

Edward: I don't know, I can't explain it. It's almost as if someone is imprisoning us here, making us do everything they want, for some sort of twisted plot for their entertainment and the entertainment of others!

Jake: Ya mean, like, writing everything we do out in a script or a story?

Edward: Yeah! Exactly!

Jake: *pause* It wouldn't have to do anything with that short chick sitting behind the computer, would it?

Me: Hey! I'm not short, I'm FUNSIZED! *types something into computer*

Jake: *poof* AHH! Why am I wearing a dress?

Me: Muahahaha….

Jake: Okay, I'm sorry, you're right, and you're not small you're fun sized!

Me: Thank you… *typetype*

Jake: *poof* Phew, that's better.

Me: Well, anyway, back to the plot. *write write write*

Jake: So you really want me to help you, huh?

Edward: Yes!

Jake: Let me think about it...no.

Edward: What? No? Why not?

Jake: *glaring* Because you made me watch that video about the two girls and the cup!

FLASHBACK

(A/N: This scene is inspired by a clip from Family Guy. Major lolz, here people.)

Edward and Jake are sitting in Bella's room in front of the computer.

Jake: Wait, okay, so what is this?

Edward: Just watch it.

Jake: *looks toward camera* Why are we videotaping my reaction?

Edward: Just watch.

2 girls 1 cup music begins playing…

Jake: Okay, their lesbians obviously… I dunno... I dunno what they-*look of horror* Wait. Wait.

Edward: *snicker*

Jake: W-w-what? *gasp* No. NO.

Edward: *snicker*

Jake: Ahhhh...AHHHAHHH! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? OH MY GOD! AHHH! AHHH! OH, I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO EAT ICE CREAM AGAI- AHHH! OH MY GOD! *covers mouth with hand* Oh, oh my god, ahhh...

Edward: *laugh*

Jake: God, that was disgusting! Oh my god. Can you imagine if 2 dudes did that? God, that would be even worse! Do you think they would even have that? Lets type it in and see what comes up…

Edward: …

END FLASHBACK

Edward: Ahhh…. Good times. So will you help us or not?

Jacob: *ponders* I suppose so…

Edward, Bella: Hurray!

Jake: But I'll only help you if…

Dun dun DUNNN!

Sorry to leave it at a cliffy, but I had no choice! I'll be updating a lot more now that it's summer and that I'm back from San Fran (which was amazing, in case you were wondering though you probably weren't cuz you all still hate me for not updating sooner)

BTW, I put the link to the actual Family Guy video in my profile. Enjoy laughing hysterically!

Hope you liked it!

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