I'm BAAAAAACK!
*cricket cricket*
Well glad to see I'm loved around here.
Anyway, I just wanted to inform you guys that this story now has 920 hits! AHHH!
Yeah, and I know to some of you 'big time fanfictioners' may be like "Pssh, 920 hits? I get more than that when I write about what my pits smelled like!" (Just kidding! Sticks and stones may break my bones, and that's why I runneth away!)
But to me, it's very special and I thank you J
And because this is a very special thing for me, this chapter is dedicated to everyone! Yay! Woo! Cue musical dance number with child-friendly song about loving one another!
….
Or we could just get on with the chapter!
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS!
This is when their talking
This is what they are doing
*this is what their doing at the present moment*
This is thoughts and Cedric and Harry talking with their magic!
Lights, Camera, ACTION!
Previously on MM…
Edward: Ahhh…. Good times. So will you help us or not?
Jacob: *ponders* I suppose so…
Edward, Bella: Hurray!
Jake: But I'll only help you if…
Edward: I can't believe I'm doing this…
Jacob: Well, if you want to escape…
Edward: Do you mind if I stretch first? I'm not all that limber for an immortal…
Jacob: Just shut up and do it, I'm ready and I'm getting anxious…
Edward: Ugh.
Jacob: If you don't stick it in right now I'm going to break it in half!
Edward: Fine, but this better be quick, I don't know what I would do if Bella found out.
Jacob: Just do it!
Edward: *sigh*
Edward takes the CD, blows the light layer of dust of and sticks it into the CD player.
(A/N: What? You thought it was going to be some kind of dirty slashy lemon? Psh, as if. Don't you guys know me at all? . . . Well, I see your point. :P)
Stereo: Rah Rah Ah Ah Ah, Roma Roma Ma, Gaga Ooh La La, Want your Bad Romance!
Edward is dressed in an all white ultra tight jumpsuit, complete with 6 inch heels and Haus of Gaga hat.
Jacob: That jumpsuit makes your legs look good, bloodsucker.
Edward: Oh, shut up.
Edward continues to dance the entire Bad Romance dance… until.
Harry: Zomg, I totes LOVE Lady GayGay!
Edward: You mean Gaga?
Harry: Sure.
Cedric: Oh my gosh, we have to join you!
*poof*
Harry and Cedric now appear in outfits identical to Edward's, and they continue to dance.
Harry: Oh Cedric, I want your bad romance!
Cedric: Um, totes no, I want YOURS!
Harry: No, yours!
Cedric: No, yours!
Harry: No, yours!
Cedric: No, yours!
Harry: No, yours!
Cedric: No, yours!
Edward: We get it! Both of your romances suck!
They all look at Jacob.
Jacob: *raises hands* Hey, I just wanted to embarrass the leech!
Stereo: …Gaga Ooh La La, Want Your Bad Romance!
Edward: Okay, I'm done! *zooms away*
*****LATER THAT EVENING*****
Bella: I know what you are…
Edward: Say it, out loud. Say it.
Bella: Justin Beiber.
Edward: Oh HELL YEAH!
Edward and Bella perform an amazing 2 minute long secret handshake.
Edward: We win again, suckas!
Harry: Dammit, we suck at charades, don't we Cedric?
. . .
Harry: Cedric? *looks down to where Cedric was once sitting* GASP!
In the place where moments before Cedric sat on his rump, there was a note saying:
I HAVE YOUR PRECIOUS CEDRIC, AND UNLESS YOU SURRENDER YOURSELF TO ME I SHALL NOT ONLY TORTURE YOUR BELOVED, BUT WILL ERASE ALL MEMORY OF YOU AND YOUR RELATIONSHIP AND MAKE HIM *pause for dramatic effect* STRAIGHT!
Harry: NOOOOOO!
Edward: Oh no, that's terrible! Mini me is gone!
Bella: He's not mini, though.
Edward: Well, I'm like and inch and a half taller and at least 75 years older, so scientifically speaking-
Harry: It doesn't matter! MY CEDDY BEAR IS GONE! *crycrycrysobsobsob*
Bella: Aww…
Harry: I know what to do!
Edward: What?
Harry: I will have to call upon the spirits!
Edward: The spirits? The spirits of what?
Closeup on Harry, showing just his eyes. Slowly, he looks up.
Harry: SLASH FAN FICTION.
Dun dun DUNN!
Will Harry be able to call upon the spirits of the BoyxBoy fandom?
I need YOUR help!
Yes, you!
Click review and tell me which slash couples (boyXboy preferably) you think should be in the next chapter. Also, those that I select (which will probably be all of them, this story's not THAT popular) will have the next chapter dedicated to them!
It's up to you who Harry turns to!
Hope you liked it, til next time!
Stephanie