Chapter 3: Bikini Bottom Tour
NegaDuck had no other choice but to endure the tour given by Spongebob and Patrick while still disguised as Darkwing Duck to the rest of Bikini Bottom.
"How long will this tour take?" asked NegaDuck who was a bit impatient.
"It won't take that long" replied Spongebob.
The trio first went to the retirement home of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. Barnacle Boy was typically not impressed by what the pseudo-Darkwing Duck's presence.
"Oh great, just what did you drag in here this time?" asked Barnacle Boy.
"Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy, this is a land hero known as Darkwing Duck, he fights evil on the surface" replied Spongebob.
"Is he the genie that your pink friend told me about?" asked Mermaid Man.
"Yeah, and he'll do a magic show right in front of everyone!" added Patrick.
"Well, we're off to show Darkwing the rest of the town" continued Spongebob.
After visiting Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, the trio then stopped at Ms. Puff's Boating School. Ms. Puff was obviously busy doing some work around her desk when the trio barged right on in.
"Hi Ms. Puff!" said Spongebob in his usual annoying voice.
"Spongebob, what are you doing here at school at this hour?" asked Ms. Puff who really wanted him to leave.
"I wanted you to meet Darkwing Duck!" replied Spongebob.
"Duck, what the heck is a duck?" asked Ms. Puff who wasn't sure what the creature was.
"It's a land creature, silly, it seems I'm the one doing the teaching here" laughed Spongebob in his typical annoying manner.
"Oh brother" sighed Ms. Puff.
"Can we get this tour over with?" cried NegaDuck who wanted to rush things.
As the trio left the boating school, Spongebob and Patrick took NegaDuck to see the bank where they'd deposit their money.
"And here is our bank of Bikini Bottom" said Spongebob.
"Now you're talking" laughed NegaDuck who really wanted to commit a bank robbery.
"Come on, there are plenty of more places to visit in Bikini Bottom" said Spongebob which he and Patrick began to drag out poor NegaDuck.
As NegaDuck was being dragged around Bikini Bottom, back in St. Canard, Darkwing Duck had arrived back at his hideout. Like what both Launchpad and Gosalyn said, it was ransacked by NegaDuck and his Fearsome Five.
"This place is a mess!" cried Darkwing Duck who looked around the area, "It's going to just take months to clean this up!"
"It seemed like we just stumbled upon them when they were leaving DW" said Launchpad.
"Well, the Fearsome Five will be paid a visit to none other than Darkwing Duck!" replied Darkwing Duck.
Yet as Darkwing Duck was being prepared to go after the Fearsome Five, NegaDuck, Spongebob and Patrick were continuing their tour of Bikini Bottom. The next stop was King Neptune's place which King Neptune himself wasn't about to trust this pseudo-Darkwing Duck.
"Really, who comes before me to disturb me doing my duties?" asked King Neptune.
"That would be me, Spongebob and Patrick, we brought you a guest from the surface world" replied Spongebob.
"Surface world, and who might he be?" asked King Neptune.
"Why he's known as Darkwing Duck of St. Canard" replied Spongebob.
"Hmm, let me have a look see" said King Neptune as he got off his throne and came toward NegaDuck, "will you have the honor to be the one to defend all of my wealth and treasure?"
"Oh great, how much wealth can a king of the fish have" said NegaDuck to himself softly which he was obviously speechless when King Neptune revealed from the curtain behind him the obvious wealth he had.
"Er, Spongebob, is there something wrong with your new land friend?" asked King Neptune.
"Oh, he's going to just do a magic show in front of Mr. Krabs' wealth and Krabby Patty secret formula is all" replied Sponegbob.
"Oh really" said King Neptune who was becoming a bit suspicious about this Darkwing Duck, "hmm, you let your friend do just that."
After visiting King Neptune, the trio then headed to Spongebob's house which NegaDuck wasn't impressed that Spongebob lived in a pineapple.
"And this is my home" said Spongebob.
"Wow, this looks like a complete dump" said NegaDuck.
"Say, that's what Squidward said about that" replied Spongebob.
"Can we please get to the place of where you work so that I can do my thing?" asked NegaDuck.
"Oh come on, that can wait" said Spongebob.
Spongebob gave an entire tour to his house to what he believed was Darkwing Duck. NegaDuck was getting quite impatient with Spongebob's little tour of his house. He got pretty annoyed when Spongebob showed off Gary, his pet snail.
"And this is my pet, Gary" said Spongebob.
Gary noticed something wasn't right with, and began to growl and hiss at NegaDuck.
"What's eating your pet up?" asked NegaDuck.
"Oh, that's just Gary acting up" replied Spongebob.
Suddenly Gary leaped toward NegaDuck in trying to literally tear him up to which Spongebob pulled him off of NegaDuck.
"Gary, that's no way to act to a guest, funny he's only done this before to Squidward" said Spongebob.
"Bah, I can't believe my air suit got snail slobber!" cried NegaDuck who wasn't pleased.
"I guess it's time to show you Patrick's house and then Squidward's" added Spongebob.
"Oh this is going to take longer than I thought it would" sighed NegaDuck.
As NegaDuck was then shown to Patrick's house, all was there was that most of Patrick's furniture was made out of sand.
"Can we please move on from here?" asked NegaDuck who really didn't want to stick around.
"Great, we'll get to Squidward's place in a minute" replied Spongebob as he then began to search for Squidward's spare key under his welcome mattress, "ha, here we go."
"This guy really needs to get out more" said NegaDuck as he noticed art of Squidward all over the place as the trio entered his house.
"Don't worry, this tour is almost over" said Spongebob.
Yet while Spongebob was going to finish his tour, Darkwing Duck was about to find out where NegaDuck might have gone to as he was about to crash on the lair of the Fearsome Five.