AN: Yo Zenzeigan here for Chapter four, nice even number there. Time for the second level of votes as I have decided to delay it one more chapter until he goes to a village. So the final votes are after this here chapter. Vote now or miss out!

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Disclaimer: I no own Naruto ,Batman or the Glasgow Grin poem found on DeviantArt. Forgot to mention it earlier(sweat drop)

Chapter Four
-Enter the Exiled-

You ask me why I never smile. Why I never laugh with joy. Why can I never find happiness in simple things?
Why can't I just be normal?
I laugh.
You say it sounds like a hyena with a throat full of blood.
I frown.

You ask me to feel the energy of life. You say to just open, to let it all in. You say to dance with the wind and listen to the birds music.
I tell you there is no wind. All I hear is sorrow. All I feel is pain.
And you frown.

I lock myself in, my palms are sweaty. Your pounding at the door, yet I hear nothing.
Why can't I be normal? I make the incision.
Why can I never find happiness? I drive the blade deep.
Why don't I smile? The door crashes open. How you scream.
I smile.
Oh how I smile, with my new Glasgow Grin.

The group had set camp near the mountains on the border between Lightening Country and Fire. Naruto had propped his legs up on a tree as he lay on the grass staring at the stars, a smile on his unpainted but bloody features. His hands behind his head as the other three adults sat around the fire eating some rations. The site was eerily quiet as it was well past three in the morning, and the adult trio was exhausted and still mentally traumatised from the show of brutality the child could commit with very little preparation.

Akira had born witness to something he had considered overkill in Shinobi terms. Although only a B-Class Bounty Nin he did have the edge of experience on his side that had helped him to escape from risky situations. However his last assignment had made him a target for a new nerve gas that makes the target gain paralysis before exuding signs of leprosy until they lose the will to live. It was curable but the procedure was costly and very difficult to perform.

Akira had insisted to Aiko that he merely die and end his suffering, however she had refused and had taken the best assignment at the time. The capture of one A-Class Terroist whom had dubbed himself the Trickster. The reward was large enough that it would pay off his familys' debts and pay for his surgery with a large amount left on the side.

Although Aiko had only managed to get half of the total reward it had still paid off the debt and his surgery with some pocket money to spare. Suffice to say he grateful that a twisted compromise could be conceived from the A-Class, now low S-Class terroist. Thus he intended to repay his debt through loyalty.

Naruto flipped up unexpectedly with Kodachi in hand and a crazed grin across his face, "It's time!" He said with glee.

The trio looked at him oddly, "Time for what?" Kokoro asked with a slight panic in the back of his mind.

Naruto merely smiled happily, "Time to find my long lost comrade... Whom I only met a few days ago in the Konoha Asylum." He laughed before beginning to stroll off, before stopping and turning to them. "Oh, by the way, my deal is done with you three now, you may leave at your own discretion! With that said I bid you all a good night!" He grinned before walking away again.

Kokoro turned to the other two, "My wife needs me, I can't leave her. It's time for me to retire from this dirty business." He sighed before standing up and walking away, he waved over his shoulder, "Good luck to you both in the future."

Aiko and Akira took a good look at each other, the blonde sister desired that they return to Kiri for Akiras' required rest. Whereas the older brother wanted to repay his debt for the youth allowing him to continue active duty. Aiko also knew that Akira never backed down from an argument when he knew it was necessary.

Aiko begrudgingly sighed and helped Akira follow Naruto after extinguishing the fire, there was a nightclub town nearby in the direction Naruto was headed. Hopefully a place to get a proper nights rest...

Sasuke brutally attacked the training post with his bare fists, his shirt and weapons folded under a shaded tree. Sweat bathed his body in the early morning light and he was continuing to tone his Shinobi muscles for greater effect, he had realised that swordplay and Jutsu were critical parts of Shinobi. However the actual strength of the body was also a necessity that many Nin had begotten for Chakra capacity.

Reeling back his fist again, he slammed the hardened ligament into the wood, splintering it slightly and earning a grunt from the Uchiha. He had trained non-stop since his fight with Naruto, another rage built up in him, however it subsided with a feeling of guilt. He had known the dobe had been the bane of the Academy and the overall village. But he hadn't known that it drove him to insanity on a lethal level.

He rubbed the side where the 'T' was engraved into him over a month ago, and he had to admit. If it wasn't for the blonde, that he would never have gained the motivation to up his training to breakneck level. His chakra reserves had increased a lot more along with his control and his speed had upped slightly as well. In an odd, twisted, and somewhat insane way, Naruto had made Sasuke gain more power in a month than what he could have in three with his usual training regime.

The Academy had also been shut down to rebuild as it was completely destroyed after the final destructive session the youth had performed. Sasuke actually gave a small smile to his own horror at that thought, a few days away from the fangirls had been pure bliss to his mind. Leaning his head back he took a deep breath before exhaling and beginning to perform various sets of stretches. Easing his tensed muscles and improving their overall flexibility, an added bonus to the hardened regime on his body.

Whilst doing the stretches, Sasuke also considered the various techniques he had seen and heard the blonde perform. It was blatantly obvious that he elicited glee from a series of loud explosions, however he also had the finesse to effectively use simple small knives as tools. He also kept the one knife Naruto had left him hidden under his clothes at all times. Sasuke used it as a beacon to urge on his training to gain power for vengeance and his own righteousnness. Although he was now questioning why...

Flashback-Konoha Asylum; Day 2

Naruto sat in the common room with his strait jacket tied securely around his form with a chain lock as an extra precaution. His grin ever present as he looked out of the barred windows and into the afternoon sky. The inmate population had steered clear of him at every turn and it made him want to laugh every time. It was quite hilarious in his mind; Konohas' most insane and thoroughly feared criminals were scared of a mere child.

Giggling he sighed happily and leaned his head back against the wall where he resided calmly. That is, until a blonde haired teen approached him and sat down beside his form. Gazing at her with a grin he immediately approved; she looked to be about seventeen give or take. With her long blonde hair that fell mid-back and had thick bangs and locks. Amethyst coloured eyes full of flamboyant energy ready to be exuded, a curvaceous form hidden well under her white inmate attire. She was also slightly short for her age and only a head taller than Naruto.

She sat down beside him and earned a low whistle from the blonde preteen, "What's a fine lil' thang like you comin' over here to me for?" He questioned with a smirk.

She replied easily with a dazzling smile, "I'm a sociopathic murderer that was part of the Yamanaka line, you?" The blunt answer widening his smirk.

"You, my dear, are looking at the one and only Uzumaki Naruto. Known openly as The Trickster, if you've seen one of my acts that is."

She snapped her fingers as a light clicked in her brain, "Ahh, so you're the good performer that's been giving free shows the past month. My roommate and I really admire your work... Well I do, she just sits there and constantly reads."

He openly laughed at that, "Please, reading has no flare, no spontaneous action like my acts. Surely you have observed this quite well."

She smiled and clapped her hands together, "I sure have!"

"What was your favourite trick?" He asked with earnest, slightly leaning towards her.

She looked around before whispering her answer, "The one yesterday where you made the pencil disappear. That was so amazing!"

"I always aim to inspire awe from my crowd!" He stated with pride and a laugh afterwards. He then turned to her again, "What did you come here for anyways?"

She laughed, and he found that quite cute, "Well, you see, my teammates wouldn't admit that they needed me to complete the mission we were on. So, I decided that the best course of action was to deal with those that didn't appreciate my presence. Thus I altered their minds to become mindless drones on a killing rampage that destroyed three bandit camps!"

Naruto whistled at that feat of mind control, "Very astute, my dear. How long were you punished for?" He asked keenly.

She took a thinking pose and counted on her finger, "Two years... If I recall correctly, and then I'm out tomorrow!" She squealed with glee, "It's no fun being here, no one smiles enough anymore. They all need to lighten up some more, ya know?"

Naruto nodded his head in agreement, "You know exactly where I'm coming from. Too much sadness in the world, a few tricks later they'll be giggling their guts out." And they both laughed at his off-handed joke casually.

After the laughing, the girl spoke again, "Ya know, 'Ruto-chan. I think you're a pretty good guy. Want me to tell ya a secret?" She leaned in quickly, he nodded his head, "You have to cross your heart that you tell no one here this." He nodded again, "Go on then, cross your heart." He looked down at his bound hands then gave a nervous grin, "Oops, my bad! Here I'll do it for you!" She quipped happily and stroked her finger along his chest in an 'X' shape.

"Thankyou."

"No problem, now my secret... When I leave I'm gonna go to Getsu Town. Everyone smiles there and all the clubs are always open! Isn't that awesome 'Ruto-chan!" She exclaimed happily.

Even Naruto felt a little excited at the thought of that, "Really cool! Hey maybe I'll meet you there in a few days! Then we can smile for the whole town!" His idea caused her face to fill with delight.

"Really 'Ruto-chan? Will you really come see me?" She begged with a pout and got a rueful grin in return.

"I can guarantee it!" He exclaimed truthfully.

Squealing in delight she went on impulse for her next action. She grabbed the sides of his face and pulled him in for a passionate kiss that he was surprised about, but fell into all the same. Finishing she pulled away and smiled before leaping up and skipping away, waving behind her form. "Ja Ne, 'Ruto-chan!"

Instantly she stopped and called back to him, "My name is Inoko if you need to know, JA NE!" She waved wildly before returning to skipping back to her cell. Leaving Naruto to grin happily with a sane reason to do so for once...

END Flashback- Current Time, Midday; With Naruto

Skipping merrily through the forest, the youth paid no heed to the two companions following him silently. His glasgow being re-applied a few minutes ago, the fresh blood dribbling down his face and onto the grassy floor. Humming a random tune he stopped and began looking around, flicking out an explosive note he reeled his arm back, igniting the paper with chakra.

His ears twitched as he spun and flung the note to his right, the explosion resounding for a few miles in all directions. Aiko and Akira grabbing their weapons haphazardly when the blonde narrowed his eyes at the destruction.

Akira questioned first, "What is it, Trickster-senpai?"

Naruto was silent for a few moments before replying with a grin, "Jus' a lil' cricket annoying me!" And with that he continued to skip and instead whistling his tune...

Kakashi panted wildly as he hid behind the bushes after narrowly avoiding the explosion, his single exposed eye widened with fear at the reaction time of the youth. Kakashi had moved a mere centimetre after observing the crazed child, and alerted the kids attention. Both amazed and horrified at the reality that he needed to stay still for a very long time before moving again.

Kakashi had been on a month old mission and had returned to the destruction. He was horrified at the death toll and the extensive fires that seemed to be a nightly affair until the terrorist was caught. Kakashi had spent a good twenty-four hours assisting the reconstruction of the village, learning of how the nights of horror began and ended with massive explosions. Returning to his estate at night he had not slept at all, until the single largest chain of explosions he had ever heard had rocked the very foundations of the village.

It was then that Kakashi had faced a true adversary of insanity, one that could level a third of a village in a single night. Summoned by the council and Sarutobi, Kakashi had been ordered to pursue Trickster and become an informant on his whereabouts at all times. Due to the secrecy of the hasty operation, it was ranked SS-Class and the pay would be phenomenal if succeeded. Kakashi only had enough time to pack a scroll with weapons and a change of clothes. Before he was hushed out of the village and sped off to find the crazed youth.

Once he had located the boy he had kept a good distance away using a pair of binoculars to keep watch on the squad. He had then summoned Pakkun and sent off a message detailing the boys whereabouts at the current time. And so it had been like that, until Kakashi trailed too close to the trio and was detected and almost burnt to ash.

Now that he had controlled his breathing he decided to keep a low profile at seeing the reaction of a mildly surprised and armed terroist...

Naruto and his companions entered Getsu town and were mildly impressed by what they saw, a town made primarily of Casinos', hotels, motels, inns and the most popular, Clubs. Being early afternoon the town was bustling with its residents who were shopping or eating their breaks worth of food. Whistling Naruto squeezed easily through the crowd, followed by his companions who were eyed by the townsfolk.

They also noticed many suited samurai were stationed outside the Clubs and Casinos', their blades sheathed and strapped to their hips. Looking around, Naruto seemed to have his eyes zoom in on a certain location and focused on getting to that specific focal point. The duo following him needn't care where the place was as long as it had a cold shower and warm bed to retreat to.

Naruto then stopped outside of a motel that was dubbed 'The Relaxing Rest', being medium sized it seemed moderately popular and the prices were deemed affordable. Strolling inside Naruto head straight for the reception desk where a nondescript man in a kimono greeted him with a smile.

"Greetings young master, how may I help you today?" He asked looking at the blonde youth. Not even noticing the dried blood on the sides of his mouth.

Naruto grinned before pulling out a wad of ryou notes, "Two rooms, please."

"Alrighty then, and how long will you be staying?" He asked whilst pulling out a pair of keys.

Naruto responded by placing the ryou notes on the desk, "How long will this last me?"

The man looked at the ryou notes before quickly running a finger through them, nodding his head in thought he placed the wad underneath the desk and responded with a smile and the keys, "About three weeks young master, please enjoy your stay."

Grinning at the man he bounded over to his weary companions, before tossing one of the keys towards them. "Have a good sleep! I'll see you both tonight!" And with that he bounded off to his own room, a skip to his step while he whistled merrily...

Night time in Getsu town was the highlight of being on the border of Lightening and Fire country. With the many Clubs and Casinos' attracting more tourists by the truckload and why it was a rather wealthy town. Many young women dressed rather scandalously with their dates for the night clothed in fashionable attire.

Naruto himself had dressed for the occassion in his newly acquired attire; a pair of black pants over black leather boots. A long sleeved dark blue shirt with a black vest over the top as well as a purple bandana tied around his head, covering his blonde hair. The final attachment being a pair of circular blue tinted shades that covered his eyes from sight very well. Although his grin was never gone from his face no one seemed to care and that was just what he wanted.

Aiko and Akira also followed him at a discrete distance so as not to attract any attention, Aiko was trying to blend in. By wearing a miniskirt over a mesh bodysuit, her ample cleavage was more pronounced out of the Shinobi-wear. But, hidden by a tank-top that was dyed a deep red, was a set of Kunai and Shuriken strapped to the sides of her ribs.

Akira had left his Nodachi in his room and instead wore a pair of cargo pants and new black sneakers. A long sleeved, zip-up, hoodie shadowed his own features that were covered in fresh bandages to help lessen his leprosy. However he was prepared for the worst and stashed a few of Narutos' custom seals up his sleeves. Akira mentally grinned sheepishly at his own photographic memory.

Although he usually carried a Nodachi, Akira was more favourable to blunt force weapons, such as Keibo sticks and the Bo Staff. Instead of sealing in Kunai or Shuriken, he instead bought a few packets of small iron balls that were used for Antique rifles. In his own opinion, this was actually a lot more deadly than sharp weapons. As the iron balls could shred straight through a wooden oak tree and halfway through a boulder. With these brief tests he theorized that a humans torso would be like warm butter.

Naruto then stopped and turned his head to face a more popular club that required an entrance fee. Grinning he turned to the receptionist, along with what looked like a group of mafia bouncers by their clubs and suits. Flicking out a wad of cash he casually handed it and walked right through, secretly placing a new piece of sealing paper within it. Smiling as the receptionist flicked through the wad and activated the seal with a brush of his fingers.

A small and barely visible amount of what looked like purple gas knocked out all of the men standing watch over the entrance of the club. Allowing Aiko and Akira to walk through without a hassle and Akira retrieving the wad of cash without any care. The trio had to make a descent down a flight of stairs with barely any light to guide them, the sound of a deep bass rumbling across the walls.

Soon they came upon a pair of steel doors and Naruto kicked them open, for a bit of style. What they saw made their eyes go wide, Narutos' even more so in his crazed state of mind. The underground nightclub spanned a good five hundred metres in radius, with a VIP lounge to the left side with many red and blue lights illuminating the area. Meanwhile a very powerful strobe light flashed the Stage where a nondescript DJ was spinning and mixing his tracks. The walls were lined with woofers and sub-woofers were placed under the transparent glass floor. There was also a bar with the tenders zooming around with a green neon light allowing them to see what they were doing.

The final part of the room was what astounded the trio, especially the more mature Akira. Hanging from the sealing were over a dozen cages filled with very attractive women dancing to the music in a semi nude and high state. Akira blushed and averted his gaze in slight embarrassment whereas Aiko turned in disgust and scoffed at the women.

Naruto eyed the crowd before shrugging and heading towards the bar, however his eye then caught a shade of familiar blonde in the extensive crowd. On impulse, he kept his eye on where the blonde was and shoved his way through the dancing crowd whom were in their own states of ecstacy. Upon reaching the source of said blonde hair, Naruto grinned with approval at her state of dress.

The girl wore a long sleeved black shirt with a V-neck that exposed some of her maturing figure, which was quite curvaceous. Along with a short neon pink skirt that was tight and rested mid-hip, the final additions to the state of dress were a pair of boots that hugged her legs very nicely. And Naruto knew who this girl was from her long blonde hair and her amethyst coloured eyes.

Grabbing her waist and pulling her in from around her waist he smirked at the startled reaction of Inoko. Realizing who it was she squealed in delight before turning and embracing her fellow inmate escapee from Konoha.

"'Ruto-chan! You made it!" Her ecstatic state being ignored amongst the crowd. She grabbed the younger boy into a bone crushing hug. Before planting a long kiss on his cheek, "I've missed you sooo much!"

Naruto laughed before leading her out of the crowd and towards Aiko and Akira, "Ya know Inoko-chan, you're a pretty hard girl to find. I've been here for ten hours already and only just found your cute face." He said which made Inoko gasp and cling onto the blondes' arm.

"Aww, I'm so sorry 'Ruto-chan! I'll make it up to you, I promise!" She exclaimed with determination as he cackled maniacally.

"No need for that, my dear. There are some people I'd like you to meet." He said with a wide grin that caused her to bounce with pent up bipolar energy.

Naruto shook his head, only for her to lean in and beg wth a pout, "'Ruto-chan, who are they! Who are they! Are they fun like you? Or are they all mean and serious like that Uchiha-teme? Tell me! Tell me! Pleeease!" She begged on until they met a discombobulated pair known as Aiko and Akira.

Aiko voiced her own question first, "Who is she, Naruto-senpai?" Her voice slightly agitated from the slightly nude forms of the dancing women above their heads.

Inoko grinned gleefully before glomping the youths arm, "'Ruto-chans', friend Inoko Yamanaka at your service!" She did a sailor salute before continuing the glomp on the preteens arm.

Aiko quirked a brow at the scene before lazily shrugging, "Names Aiko, and don't ya forget it brat. Where'd ya meet Naruto-senpai here in the first place?"

Inoko let go of Naruto and struck a cute victory pose, "I'm an A-Class Asylum patient for extreme bipolar disorder! I also like to make useless men into drones if they're rude to me!"

Aiko sweatdropped before grunting and heading towards the bar, but not before turning to her brother, "Take a picture, it'll last longer Aniki."

Blushing, Akira turned away from the dancing women and instead followed Aiko to the bar for some well earned Sake. Leaving an energetic Inoko and a laughing Naruto to their own devices, the bubbly teen prancing around the young blonde easily...

The next morning found the group of nin in their rooms, two older ones with headaches and raging hangovers'. The other two in Narutos' room, Inoko only wearing some purple lace lingerie, and Naruto a pair of purple boxers. Fluttering her eyes open, Inoko looked at the sleeping blonde and placed a butterfly kiss on his cheek before getting up and stretching her lithe form. Heading for the bathroom she looked in the mirror and noticed some of her light mascara was smudged. Groaning she filled up the sink with luke warm water and proceeded with using a wet towel to remove the offending make-up.

She then proceeded to wet her blonde hair that held the scent of sweat from the previous nights clubbing ventures. Drying her hair she briefly brushed it before walking out and picking up her shirt from the floor where she had tossed it. Pulling it on she yawned before jumping onto the bed once again. Gazing at the preteens sleeping form before noticing all of his hung up attire along with scrolls full of sealed items.

Out of curiosity, she picked up the black leather gloves and pulled them on. Stretching and flexing her fingers she found that they felt more natural like a second skin and didn't inhibit any movement around the wrist. Aiming them at the wall she frowned when nothing happened, and stared fiercely at the leather. Inoko had heard a few guards telling stories of how blades rained out from his gloves.

A gruff and tired voice spoke up behind her, "Apply chakra to them." And Inoko turned to see her young blonde friend watching her with a smile. "That's how you activate the Seals."

With a curious test, Inoko aimed them at the wall and applied a small amount of chakra. The Shuriken shot out and embedded themselves into the wall. Earning a surprised squeak from Inoko, followed by a squeal of delight and a dazzling smile sent to Naruto.

"These are awesome 'Ruto-chan!" She exclaimed in an immature manner as Naruto flipped out of the bed and in front of the girl. She was only a head taller than himself and he was only just entering puberty properly. "Say, 'Ruto-chan?" She queried to the younger blonde.

He quirked a brow but grinned, "Hai, Inoko-chan?"

She took on a nervous demeanour, "Could you, Ano... Help me with something?" She blushed as he smiled in response.

"Of course, what is it?"

"Well, you see... There's a guy that kinda, went into the Big House for me the other day... I may have accidentally stolen a large amount of cash. And he took the fall for me on a whim on the promise of some of the loot, ya know." She fidgeted around as he walked past her.

Naruto then briefly flung on his Trickster attire and strapped on his belts of knives, along with his Kodachi. Turning to her he cleared his throat loudly, holding out his hand he motioned for the return of his gloves. "Well, I guess it is due time for a new performance, new town, new crowd, new taste to please..."

Nanashi leaned against the damp wall of his cell, being of eighteen years he held a toned body with a few scars here and there from confrontations. His hair medium length and dark blue with matching eyes. The only clothing he wore was a pair of light blue pants that were dirtied from the traces of dirt on the floor.

He had been in the cell for two days and attempted to keep apathetic about it, wasn't the first time after all. Nanashi had been an orphan for a while now since the Mafia had dealt with his parents in debt over eight years ago. Since then he had been a thief for hire, ready to take the fall for any paying client. Nanashi had become quite the pick-pocket and professional extractor of various goods.

However he also held another personal secret, his Bloodline. His family held a dormant Blood limit that he had finally awakened after years of stress. At will he could give or take muscles from his frame, gaining semi-herculean strength or greater speed. It was with this that he also held a primal healing process where he could generate fresh tissue over wounds as a brand of wound dressing.

Being a thief he cared nothing for others other than their cash funds for his services. So it was only natural that he would take the fall for that blonde chick that attempted to perform a heist. He smiled sourly at that thought, he could easily tell she was an amateur from the panic in her eyes. Although he had to admit she did carry quite the load with her, and not just her figure either.

The hard steps of the warden of the small jail gave Nanashi a sour taste in his mouth. The warden was a balding, fat, and overall useless guard that Nanashi felt was a fanny-bandit. According to the creepy looks that the old bastard gave to him. Clenching his fists he stood up to face the grinning old man, whom was holding a tray of mouldy bread.

The warden smirked, "Here's ya fuckin' food ya stupid thievin' son of a bitch." He said before tossing the food onto the floor. "Enjoy it while ya can." He turned to leave only to feel himself being yanked back into the bars.

The powerful limbs of Nanashi held his head in a sleeper hold whilst he whispered with loathing to the old bastard, "Listen here you piece of fucked up lard. I'm gettin out today, and ya know what, you're not gonna be at the party. As a wise Mafia man once said; 'You are on thin ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when you fall. Now fuck off.' And as that man said, the ice is breaking under your feet, and guess who's waiting?" He roughly snapped the mans neck off, "ME!"

Grabbing the fallen keys of the warden, Nanashi opened his cell and strolled normally to the forensics vault. Where his clothes were stashed along with his specialized gear, ignoring the yells of protest from the other inmates. Exiting he was met with a gruesome sight, a young green haired youth was carving out the other guards' faces with a Kunai.

The crazed giggle escaping from the boys painted red lips identifying his insanity quite well. In shock he noticed that all of the corpses had their throats sliced open and a glasgow grin carved into their lifeless features. The green haired boy turned to Nanashi to reveal a killer clown glasgow grinned face with white paint covering the skin that wasn't painted in a clown smile.

The boy waved casually to Nanashi and spoke in an elated voice, "Yo Na-san! Hows' it hangin? Inoko-chan sent me to bust ya out!" He exclaimed cheerfully as Nanashi sweatdropped.

"Yeah... I kinda did that myself already, mister... Clown Boy." He said off handedly.

Naruto twitched before crossing his arms, "The name's Trickster buddy, I'm only doin this as a favour for Inoko-chan. So back off bitch or I'll give you a rather permanent smile." Naruto threatened in his now cranky mood, all it takes was a single bad insult to turn Naruto cranky.

Nanashi shrugged before entering the forensics vault and locating his case, "Whatever, clown boy. Where is the blonde babe anyways, she owes me some money for taking the fall for her." He queried as he pulled out his usual attire, black boots along with a brown trench-coat and long sleeved white shirt.

Naruto scoffed before pulling out a myriad of explosive notes and setting the chakra timers for ten minutes. Then he decided to wait patiently tapping his foot, he didn't like this guy one bit, seemed like a certain Nara child mixed with another Uchiha-teme. Arrogant with a lazy persona was a terrible mix, and this man somehow managed to make them work even worse together.

Walking out of the station, the duo head for Narutos' motel rooms as the explosions set off behind them. Looking over his shoulder, Nanashi made a comment that he would regret for the rest of his life, "Not enough flare kid..."

And Naruto flexed his fingers...

Sometimes when I lie,
I know you're on to me,
Sometimes I don't mind,
How hateful that I can be.

Sometimes I don't try,
To make you happy,
I don't know why I do the things I do to you but…

Sometimes I don't wanna be better,
Sometimes I can't be put back together,
Sometimes I find it hard to believe,
There's someone else who could be,
Just as messed up as me,

Sometimes don't deny,
That everything is wrong,
Sometimes rather die,
Than to admit it's my fault.

Sometimes when you cry,
I just don't care at all,
I don't know why I do the things I do to you but…

I want someone to hurt,
Like the way I hurt,
It's sick but it makes me feel better.

Sometimes I can't hide,
The demons that I face,
Sometimes don't deny,
I'm sometimes sinner sometimes saint!

Song Name- Sometimes
Album- Awake
Artist- Skillet
Composer- John Cooper

Omake(Yes I decided to start doing an Omake each chap)

Naruto looked over his arsenal of weapons, trying to pick out the one to take his revenge on the blue haired jackass. He had blades, grenades, firearms, even the occasional mine or two.

He pulled up a grenade launcher that shot out canisters of acidic poison, "Too toxic..."

He pulled out a Kogatana with the blade sharpened to the point of absurdity, "Too stabby..."

He pulled out a custom made cherry pie with cream on the top, "Too fruity..."

"Juust right." He spoke with glee as he pulled out an RPG with chakra signature locking system.

"Ooooh Na-san, Inoko says your moneys' in here!" He called out, aiming towards the door as Nanashi bolted to retrieve his loot...

AN: Slightly longer yes, not by much though... Anyways I am appreciating the positive feedback from all you dear readers. I just love the fact that there are no flames so far!

And now for the infamous rant all great authors hand out at some stage 3... 2... 1...

RANT: Why in the meaning of the nine layers of hell does Danzou have all this power! An arm full of fucking Sharingans' so he can use the Izanagi technique? The fuck man! Also the hell is up with him having the Mokuton Bloodline? Nothing short of the Juubi is gonna take this guy down unless he dies soon? What's next, the Byakugan has two stages that some new fag has unlocked. Or Rock Lee can actually use Ninjutsu but has been keeping it a secret.

Kishi if you EVER read this memorize the phrase below;

"Your ass just held up a vacancy sign and my foot's looking for a room!"

Ahem, anyway, to all of you faithful readers I want your Input on this filler chap I made to stall the voting situation at hand. Should I make Inoko and Nanashi come back later? Or should they just be filler characters for a bit of humour?

Also I apologise to the readers that were expecting a lot of blood in this here chap. I felt like giving some character development instead of the usual explosion sequences.

R&R Zenzeigan.