"I'll sleep on the floor until you guys make up your minds." Rix sighed and laid down on the floor. She was soon greeted by Hagane. He walked out of her body and laid down next to her. This happened every night. He would lay down next to Rix and she would use him for heat and curl up next to him. He would allow this and enjoyed it as well.
"Holy fuck! What's that?" Hidan shouted. Hagane growled.
"I'm a who, not a what!" He sneered.
"Gah! It talks!" Hidan stumbled back. Hagane growled again.
"Watch it! I can -and will- tear you to bits!" Hagane threatened. Rix petted him to calm him. He purred.
"Hagane, chill." She whispered as she continued to pet him. He slowly shut his eyes and Rix curled up against his silver fur. He can change his fur from to pure steel to the way it is now, soft. "You'll learn more about him later guys, I'm sleeping." They eyed her oddly then Kakuzu walked over to shut off the lights and crawled into his bed. "Night, Hidan, Kakuzu, Hagane."
Rix heard a grunt from the two Akatsuki man and Hagane whispered a soft 'Goodnight, Rix' and she drifted away. Long hours later, a horrid 2:33 AM, Rix woke. She stood up and Hagane raised his head.
"Shh…Go back to sleep." Rix whispered and Hagane followed instruction. Rix quietly snuck out of the room and found her way to the kitchen. She was greeted by a light being on and Deidara sitting at the table. "Deidara? What're you doing up?" Deidara chuckled.
"I could ask you the same, un." Deidara motioned for Rix to join him at the table.
"Oreos? Care to share?" Rix asked politely. Deidara shrugged and pushed them between the two.
"They're an addiction of mine, un. We always have them around." Rix smiled.
"Good, I love Oreos." Rix got up from her seat and grabbed herself a glass of milk, being careful not to make too much noise. She sat back down next to Deidara. They talk for a few and Rix came up with a joke she was told a while back. "Deidara? Do you like jokes?"
"Yeah, un." Rix smirked.
"Okay, good, this is one of my favorites… This beautiful woman walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she looks. All his professionalism goes right out the window...
He tells her to take off her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.
"Do you know what I am doing?" Asks the doctor.
"Yes, checking for abnormalities." She replies.
He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?"
She replies, "Yes, checking for cancer."
Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"
She replies, "Yes, getting herpes - that's why I'm here!" Deidara held back a fit of laughter but it eventually busted out. Rix laughed with him.
"Shh, shh." Rix held back more laughter which resulted in a snort. "Let's not wake anybody…" They were both tried so hard to compose themselves.