"OH, GOD NO!" Two screeches came from two sides of the hall, one on the right, one on the left. Sasori and Hidan both recognized their lovers screams. They rushed to their rooms, swinging the door open.

"Rix, what's wrong?" Hidan shouted.

SASORI P.O.V.

"Deidara what's wrong?" He heard small sobs and sniffles coming from the bathroom. He rushed to Deidara's side. "Dei? What happened?"

"I-I'm…" Sasori was just a little scared.

"What? What, Dei?"

"I'm two months pregnant, un!" Deidara threw himself on Sasori, who was in total shock.

"That's not possible." Sasori comforted while petting his blonde's hair.

"Yes, it is, un. When I was born, I was a group of quadruplets," Deidara sniffed. "But I didn't separate and that's how I got the mouths. The doctor warned that I might be able to get pregnant, since one of the four was originally going to be a female, I ended up with a uterus. Now, now I'm pregnant!"

HIDAN'S P.O.V.

"I'm pregnant, Hidan, you got me knocked up!" Rix screeched. "I can't believe you! You bastard! I hate you!" Hidan knew she didn't mean it, his mother had gotten pregnant before she died, he dealt with hormones and everything before he finally killed her, along with his unborn baby brother, and left to join the Akatsuki.

"Oh Jashin! You've got to be kidding!" She shook her head and he got a tube of toothpaste thrown at him. He took the invitation to leave and set back out into the hall and went to see Sasori's issue. He literally bumped into Sasori. "You won't believe what just happened!"

Sasori shook his head. "Not Rix too?"

"What, what happened to Blondie?" Sasori sighed.

"He's pregnant…long story." Hidan got the message and went back to his lover and hoped the swing back to normal had happened.

"Angel? Are you in here?" Hidan asked as he stuck his head in the room.

"Hidan! Oh my Jashin! I'm so sorry! I love you!" Rix yelled as she clung onto her lover, crying.

"Shh…shh…it's okay…" Rix shook her head.

"No, it's not, what if you hate me when I get fat and you can't stand to look at me and I'm kicked out of the Akatsuki and, and…" Rix hadn't stopped crying and Hidan looked at her tear filled dark brown orbs.

"I'll always love you, Angel." Rix smiled and nuzzled into her males chest. Yup, that's right, hers. Only. Hers.

Hiya! Thanks for the review, Storm The Albatross! I have just found out that I'm a sucker for sickfics, so if you know of any, put it in a review or in a PM. I'd appreciate it. This story is coming at an end! Yay! I'll post the first chapter of the sequel the same day as the last chapter as this one. Thank you guys for reading!