Tam: ok guys sorry it took so long but I had some serious shit go down in my life and it really screwed with things. So without further ado, I give you chappy 15.

Disclaimer: Same old same old

Chapter 15

Perhaps I should have thought before opening my mouth, god knows its a new concept. But then again, I didn't think they would actually agree with what I had to say, I mean after all it was a completely insane idea.

Sneak into an Umbrella base as an Umbrella recruit? Who in their right mind would ever consider such a thing..?

Then again, I know for a fact I am not in a right state of mind, and yet I remain free of the hug-myself jackets to this day.

Isn't there something wrong with this picture? Did I get warped into the twilight zone or what? Eh, I don't know anymore maybe I should just save them some trouble and commit myself. But then Wesker would find me and I would end up being his little lackey, which despite anything you might have heard, is not very much fun; I mean sure they get paid well (and I'm not just talking well, I mean a thousand bucks a job at least) but what fun is money if you have no freedom to spend it?

Your probably wondering what the hell I'm talking about right?

Well it all started not to long after we moved again, (something we do often) I having gone out of my way to make sure Billy would get a half decent place to crash, the hard part wasnt so much finding a good place as it was trying to convince Billy to let me handle the finances. They had been doing it all wrong, none of them had ever had to live on minimum wage before, that is for damn sure!

Anyways, after setting things up with Billy, a group meeting was called to decide the game plan for the next couple of targets, and I of course was there, they went through a basic overview of the areas Umbrella plants and local instillations, this area was apparently another town owned and operated completely by Umbrella. I often think back to my childhood free of fear and the damn name of Umbrella, it was only recently that the company had become such a large part of the daily lives of so many people, and yet people act as if they couldn't exist without it.

Well they would get quiet the shock once we found undeniable proof of Umbrella's misdeeds, but we have to find it first, and god damnit its allot harder then it should be, they are lax enough that accidents with the T-Virus almost every other day. What the hell?

Does it make any sense to you?

Anyways, they had been running over the security levels of certain bases in the area the whole "You could waltz right in to this one" or "don't get within ten miles of this one" when Yoko questioned Billy about another base she'd dug up from somewhere. Apparently the base was supposed to be primarily an information bank, there to store hard copies of this file and that experiment, and according to her it was well guarded.

It was perfect, except for the whole "Cant get with twenty miles of it without being spotted challenged and executed" thing, which is where my grand idea came from.

Yippy for me, aren't I just so good at the whole think before you speak thing?

They elected me for the job since I apparently had no Umbrella record...

Why?

Why is it always me? Did I do something in my past life or something?

But then again I have been over this before haven't I?

Ode to joy.

I just dig myself deeper and deeper; I really have to stop doing that.

Thanks to Yoko's expertise we managed to fabricate a perfect fake identity, except for if the said "hey she looks like that chick, we did experiments on" then I am screwed. But hey, on the bright side of things I finally get to blow things up!

The main plan is to send me in posing as an Umbrella operative that has been sent there for training purposes, I'm the perfect age for it according to Yoko, and I should be able to gain peoples trust and respect easily if I play my cards right. I'm supposed to then hack into the computers and steal information pertaining to, but not exclusively restricted to information on the building, construction, and mutation of the t-virus and its counter parts. The only real problem there is that I'm not as good as Yoko on the computer, in fact aside from being able to find almost anything on the net, I'm pretty average, so Yoko has rigged a computer with every hacking code, anti-tracking software and virus that she can think of, which is wicked cool.

I mean, who wouldn't want a supercomputer in the form of a dainty old laptop?

I'll have a limited time to collect this info, considering that no matter how good I am at looking for stuff, Umbrella will be able to track me down in a couple of minuets, which is were the rest of the team com into play, I am supposed to give them a signal for when I'm ready to do this, so that there faze of the plan can kick in, while I play little miss wannabe hacker, there supposed to attempt to storm the building and take control, regardless of the wither or not I get the necessary information or not, I'm supposed to set the base to blow sky high with this neat little failsafe system that Yoko also put together. Apparently its supposed to be able to resist any attempts to disarm it, unless of course you have this neat little key that I have around me neck as a just in case.

That aside the mission is pretty simple when you go through it in the main overview, now its the small details that get you like, what am I supposed to say to get into such and suches good humor? Who do I avoid? Where do I go if this happens? It exhausting trying to memorize these things, but in the long run there supposed to be helpful, how helpful however is yet to be concluded.

Its only when you get all the nice little details hammered out that you realize one blaring thing that everyone seem to have forgotten, I'm supposed to be a Umbrella operative, which means fighting and despite the fact that I was train briefly, (very briefly) in martial arts does not mean I have the physical ability to take on other Umbrella operatives, mutant abilities do not count since the have been twitchy since Wesker's little sode.

I decide to bring this fact to are ever so intelligent leader (Oh the sarcasm) And so my big mouth earned me three weeks of getting my ass kicked by Billy and Kevin, or rather as the put it, "training in fast forward" and according to them I did pretty well and I have almost perfect body memory. Bet you fifty bucks my nice little ability decide to kick in for once and actually help me rather then kicking in when I least expect it, seriously you have not known fear until you nearly send one of you closest friends flying through a wall, poor Kevin had no idea what had happened.

After that nice little training stint Billy had me working on learning how to fire a gun, point and shoot right? Not on your life, He work with me on it for two weeks before finally giving up and saying that my mediocre ability would have to do, a.k.a. I could finally hit the broad side of a barn!

My main objective in this "mission" as Billy calls it, is to gather data from the Umbrella computer, set the self destruct device and book like there is no tomorrow. I am not to meddle, I'm not to dawdle, and I'm not to take detours of any way shape or form unless absolutely necessary. I cant waste time but I must not be to hasty, I'm supposed to let them know when I am ready, and I have to be extra careful not to go after anything that is bigger, hairier or posses more limbs then myself. God you have to wonder what they're talking about.

SCENE CHANGE CAUSE THEY WON'T LOAD MY DEVIDING LINES

I slowly work my way through the crowd of Umbrella employee's as I make my way to the new arrivals office attempting to not to look suspicious, or as close to not-suspicious as a person in a Umbrella security outfit can.

I finally make it to the desk and the secretary apparently doesn't have an affinity for the security, because she proceeds to give me the third degree about not having any new employee's coming in and that I have to show her my Identification papers and several other things that I had been given by Yoko, and when I do it appears I've only upset her more because she just kept on going and going, like the energizer bunny.

Now that is a funny mental image.

It's about the time she starts to insult my parentage that I decide I'm going to do this the easy way.

"Listen lady, I don't have time for this! You either ok me and send me in for my first day, OR I will call you superiors and have you SEVERLY reprimanded for not only insulting a new employee, which is against company policy but also because your impeding my ability to do my job, which can and will get you fired!"

Silence ensued; apparently I had gotten more then just her attention, because the entire office is staring at me.

A tall man stepped out from behind a dividing wall and gave me the once over as he stood there and no doubt pondered my fate, great my first day and I'm all ready out of the frying pan and into the fire.

"Mrs.Cilosky Please transfer the papers through and get this young woman badged, I would like to personally see to her assignment as it seem you are incapable of doing so" his deep baritone cut through the office, and I gulped as my throat went dry, I knew who this was and boy was I in for trouble.

Open mouth insert foot.

Mr. David Rastin, head scientist and Umbrella operative for this installation, according to the rumors he was next in line for Wesker's job but got reassigned dew to string pulluge on Wesker's part. The where said to be rivals in just about everything, oh joy, oh fluffy bunnies.