*sweatdrop* ...Good Lord, how many of you are out there?
Uh, a lot?
...And I have to do this... every week... right?
Yep. Pretty much~!
Aww... Thank ya very much Iggy. =)
One more question:
In the spirit of Halloween, what were you planning on doing? Are you dressing up for Halloween and if so, as what?
I'm kinda curious about this and I think you deserve a hug for your answer. It was very sweet and cute.
Thanks!
~WhiteCrow10
Ah, an excellent question. I was actually roaming about as an old century vampire. Needless to say, my outfit worked... better than I thought...
...You scared little kids and made a few girls swoon .w.
...It wasn't my fault I was 'deathly pale' and had the 'eyes of a cold blooded hunter'!
...Next time, you're going as a fairy .w.
I suppose I'll ask a question, too.
(I'll warn you in advance that I AM American)
Anyway, England (I'm resisting the temptation to call you 'Iggy' like everyone else, by the way) I was wondering about that one outfit... The one a lot of fans (myself included) call the 'sexy waiter' outfit. Why do you own something like that...?
Also, about that one guy (your assistant from episode 73 or so, if I remember correctly) that looks sort of like... (so sorry for this) ...the lovechild of America and yourself. Comment on that?
Last question. Do you believe in winged llamas? 'Cause my friend says she can see the fairies but she can't see the winged llama for some reason.
Thanks.
...My... what?
Black apron thing?
...Uh... I don't?
...Then what the hell is this? *pulls out a picture*
*eyes widen, blushing deeply* W-W-Where'd you get that?
Under your pillow. Now mind explaining to me why the hell were you giving... Antonio a lapdance?
Why I neve-I-I do crazy t-things when I'm drunk okay?
...Apparently worn kinky stuff too .w.
Dear Iggy, this is Texas and I wish to ask you just one thing.
I overheard Alfred talking to you on the phone one day and he said something about your 'imaginary farie friends', so I wanna know this, Can you see them too? I mean faries n' stuff, I wanna know so I know I'm not crazy.
-Texas-
*brows shoot up in surprise, a pleasant smile on his lips* Ah, so you can see 'em too eh, boy? That's rather good news to hear from one of that git's relatives.
Ain't you a relative too?
...Yes but I was referring to his states and what not. Anyway, you're not crazy, boy. Anyone with any trace of magic in their blood can see these creatures and friends of mine. It runs in the Kirkland blood, and I'm glad (and somewhat disappointed) that it's present in others.
Hmm I think I'll ask two questions.
1)Why do you like faeries so much? Are you not so secretly lonely?
2)Have you ever fantasized about anyone *cough* *america* *france* *cough*?
Thanks XD
1.) I like fairies because unlike some idiotic nations out there, they know when to stop bothering the fuck out of me. And I'm not lonely, I just choose to not interact so much like the others!
2.) W-w-w-what? I-I haven't f-fantasized about a-anyone a-at all!
*rolls eyes and presses play on her recorder*
[*rustling noises* A-Ahnn... A-Alfred...! T-There, r-right t-*moan* s-so good...! More... more...! Oh... God... F-Francis, w-what're y-you-*whimper* t-tease...! *more rustling noises and the creak of a bed* Oh... God... no... yes...! *gasp* A-Alfred, n-not th-*moan* Fr-Francis y-you tease, s-stop it... Oh... fuck yes...!]
...*blushes deeply, hiding in his corner*
Alright I have a few things to ask. Also I would like to point out that my grammar and spelling aren't the best so don't bitch to me about it! I already got a brit who does that! Yeah un-hu that's right!
Alrihgt on with this!
1.)Can you talk getto? I mean like bitch you best get out my grill if you know waht's good for you getto!
2.)Are you aware how many fanfics have you in it that invole Mpreg adn your having Alfred's or France's baby? Would you ever want to have a baby with one of them?
3.) Why do you always bottem?
4.)Why do you hate to be called Iggy so muhc. It's so cute!
5.) How bad where your brothers to you groeing up? Did they beat you up a lot? If so how bad?
7.)Did you like France growing u p. You alwasy tryed to copy him!
8) Did you noticed I skipped number 6?
That's quite alright.
1.) ...Can I talk... what?
2.) ...Involve... what? W-Wait, a b-baby with who? *blush*
3.) Wha-I don't always bottom!
...Sure do though.
S-shut up, I don't always bottom!
4.) ...It's not my proper name. AND IT MOST CERTAINLY ISN'T BLOODY CUTE!
5.) James? Liam? Lydra? Well, James and Liam always liked to pick on me because I was mum's favorite, and their bloody excuse was that they were trying to toughen me up so nobody but them could do that to me. Eventually I stood up against them and now they don't really beat me up that much. Lydra was more of the psychological master. She'd always insult me and said that she was trying to keep my wits sharp as well my tongue. *shudders at the memory* T-Those were dark days... but... I guess they did mold me into what I am today.
6.) ...Wha? Like bloody hell I did!
HA! SO YOU ADMIT TO IT!
Wha-I didn't admit to a bloody damn thing! That was sarcasm! SARCASM!
Then why grow your hair long?
...I-I just wanted to prove a point!
Albeit did it horribly... xD
*groan* Can we move on now?
7.) Wha-Oh, clever.
england chan its me again! i'm sorry if any thing i ask brings up bad memories, i'll only try to ask good things from now on,ok? i send you lots of hugs and loves as well! and i think i know why you cant cook, its the faires fault, they distrat you nd make you loose track of time and you dont relize it until its to late! i dont quite know how harry potter book ends, unly that hedwig dies and then harry ends yup marrying ginny, she says the books are "too dark and much too mature" for a ten year old girl, though i DID try to remind her i would be ELEVEN come november 8th. is hogwarts real ?i'd like to go and learn magic on my own! Oh! and before i forget i would like to know what fruit and vegtables you like, if i can get a hold of any i;ll send them to you!
P.S theres nothing wrong with pink in modertion, i have a very pretty black frock with a pink ribbon that wraps around the waist line that i wear when ever the weather permits,mummy put it away since fall and winter are comeing along.
Oh, hello there. It's quite alright, I did agree to this... *sigh*
Er... thanks for the hugs.. and... loves?
*sweatdrop* Y-Yeah, l-let's go with that... fairies... (Oh bollocks, I need to make this up to them later...)
Well that's the general gist of it. If you don't mind me spoiling the ending for you, Harry does indeed marry Ginny and raise a family (he decided to name his kids after the people he respected and loved). I do believe he was also an Auror at this point. Backtracking a bit, he defeats Voldemort with some kind of odd twist of events.
It saddens me that that loyal owl had to die.
...Who says that? Well it's true as the series progressed it eventually darkened... and... happy belated birthday?
Is Hogwarts real? *chuckle* Well if you receive a letter during your birthday week maybe you can go.
Fruits and vegetables I like? Hmm... well I'm fond of broccoli and cauliflower... as for vegetables... I guess the exotic kinds?
Oh, cherries. I love cherries.
...I hate cherries =w=
W-What? Why?
Bad memories.
Oh... right. *cough* Moving on.
Well that's good for you. As long as you don't force me into anything pink and frilly I think we'll get along well.
Dear Inglaterra,
How are you doing my friend? I just decided to write this to once again, thank you for all the times you've saved me(especially from that one time from France). Also, why must everyone keep commenting on how bad your food is? To be honest, I think it's delicious. :D Burnt scones have such a unique flavor. Well, feel free to come over to my home sometime for some Port and Pastel de Nata. Tchau!
Sincerely,
Portugal
Ah, Portugal! Nice to hear from you!
I'm doing fine-Ah, no, no, it was entirely my pleasure love. It's not really a big deal, so you don't have to thank me so many times for that *chuckle*
...THANK YOU. FINALLY SOMEONE WHO APPRECIATES MY CULINARY PERFORMANCE!
...What...?
We really should get together more eh? *chuckle* Fine, fine. I'll be looking forward to that old friend.
Ni Hao, ahen.
We need no introduction ahen, so I'll get straight to the point ahen.
1)How is it going for you ahen?
2)Are you scared of me and Ivan being the next super power ahen?
3)Do you have any idea how hard it was to bring Hong Kong into the world ahen? I bet you don't have a clue ahen.
Wang Yue.
...Er... okay?
1.) Everything's doing quite fine for me.
2.) ...*shudder* N-not scared at all!
(OOC: ROCHU~! *glee*)
3.) ...Er, actually, I do. I DO have Alfred, Matthew, Peter and Steve... and Wy...
Ah! Awesome!
Yo Iggy, I can ask questions, ne?
1) Has Japan ever taken pictures of your tsundere moments?
2) What do you call your unicorn?
3) Dare you to act like a pirate!
...*twitch* If you'd refrain from calling me 'Iggy' maybe.
1.) ...Kiku does what of my what moments?
You acting in denial and cutesy like.
W-I BLOODY DO NOT ACT LIKE THAT!
You're doing it right now actually.
…...
2.) Charlie.
3.) Act like a scurvy pirate? I'll do better ye scallywag! Now scrub th' deck spit shine like th' lowly bastard ye be!
...Great now ye've got him goin' at it again.
...Iggy I thought france was the pervert and not you...and it's not cooking if some higher power actully took the time to sensor the thing...and I DARED YOU! you have to do it! now onto the torture- uh...I meant questions for the week! ;3
Have you ever met the Doctor? If so have you considered telling him about a certain american alien that may be the cause of all your problems?
Tell us about the weirdest experience you ever had with your Magic!
Any chance you know what the "F" in Al's name stands for?
Tell us a little about Allen, you should know who I'm refering to...
If you were such a badass as a pirate and if all the stuff fanlore says is true...how come you can still see unicorns?
That's all for now!...wow not as bad as the first one...Don't worry I'll spend all week thinking of more weird things to ask iggy! Cya!
...Don't ever compare me to that bloody frog-eating son of a bitch.
I WON'T SUBMIT TO A RIDICULOUS DARE LIKE THAT!
Have I met who? No...? Alien? Oh, you mean that weird thing at Alfred's house?
...Hmm... my weirdest experience... *shudder* ...it would probably be that time I turned myself into a girl.
And Alfred, and Ivan, and Yao, and uh.. Francis, and Mattie.
...Oh, right...
The 'F'? Oh bloody hell, has he been telling you it's 'Fucker'? Because I'm assuring you it's not. Other than that, I don't really know what it stands for.
...Allen? Who?
...Because my family's magic is far superior than others?
...Please, don't hurry. *rubbing temples*
Hey, ! Just wanted to say right off that you're one of the most favorite characters! X3
And with that said i have a few questions i want to ask~!
's your favorite queen out of the whole history of English Monarchy?
is your favorite tea to drink? (PS.I like tea more then coffee; can't stand that stuff!)
all the bosses you have had; which one was the most annoying?
4. In one word, how would you describe the other nations?
France ever made you do something really embarrassing (drunken state or otherwise?) that you couldn't even get out of your own house for?
Well that's it for now~! ^_^
-TrueDespair
Ah *smiles* T-Thank you.
1.) To be honest? I was and am quite fond of Queen Elizabeth. She was a strong woman. Part of me wanted to help her out during her dire hours, but seeing just how... strong her spirit was, I was in awe. What's more, she was a woman in a man's world, and yet she somehow managed to lead my people to better times. The numerous plots and scandals she had to deal with... I'd have imagined would have broken her, yet she persevered. *smiles fondly*
2.) Earl Grey of course.
3.) *frown*
4.) ...Annoying.
5.) ...He made me wear his.. I don't know what the bloody hell it was. It was pink. And furry. And had fishnet stockings-Okay I'm going to stop talking now.
A/N: I love you guys~! This was a fun week, and you guys definitely gave me a run for my money~!
TrueDespair - Excellent question you had there with the monarchs. I was honestly tied between Elizabeth and Victoria. I just wasn't sure which one I wanted him to like better since, in their own way, they were special to the English monarchy by themselves, but then my feminist side took over and... yeah... XD
I'll be looking forward to next week folks, keep 'em coming-Oh Iggy, you lovable tsundere you... xD
Arthur: YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO BLOODY SHOW THEM THAT DAMN TAPE!
Oh yes I di-Oh shi-see you guys next week! o.o! *flee*