...Last week was... awkward... if anything... *glares at me*
Oh don't look at me, they're the ones asking these, not me~
*sigh* I know that... *mumbling* Ah well, let's get on with it shall we?
Now to : Questions~!
1)what's your opinion about British humor in this day and age?
2)could you tell me one time that you spent with any of the other nations without feeling annoyed by them?
3)um...not to be rude but...i never had scones before but I'm pretty sure they're not supposed to be...(um) charcoal. I'm NOT questioning your cooking abilities...though...why are they like that?
4)Have you ever went streaking before? (considering your...um...alcohol intolerance)
5)have you ever crossdress before?
6)Was there anything that you regret during your life as a nation?
-TrueDespair
1.) British humor today? It's one of a kind.
Like your damn expressions to Americans. Blow a fag? Seriously? XD
*blushes* S-Shut up, it's not meant in that literal sense!
Sure Iggy, sure xD
2.) Hmm, I'd have to say Kiku. I don't know. It's just something about spending time with him in his home that just gives me that peace of mind...
3.) I-I don't know, everytime I try making it it's just... like that. I don't know.
4.) ...*blushes* N-No I didn't!
Vash: ...Oh yes you fucking did.
Wha-What the hell are you doing here?
Vash: ...Thanks to you I've had to experience one of the most awkward nights of my life.
...What?
Vash: *aims gun at him* YOU WENT STREAKING ACROSS MY DAMN HOME. LILI. SAW. YOU. RUNNING. NAKED. AND. DRUNK.
Oh. Shit. SHI-*beeeeeeeep*
...
~Please stand by. We are experiencing technical and gun-induced difficulties~
~In the meantime, please enjoy the images your mind is conjuring about this whole situation~
~We apologize for the inconvenience~
5.) Cross... dress?
I think they mean do you dress like a girl?
Oh! Um... uh... n-no!
...What's with the hesitation?
N-No hesitation at all! *mumbling**mumble*
6.) ...I've come to regret a lot of things about my life as the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland... *sigh* I guess I'll have to say... it's not being a better... brother to Alfred... *gloom*
...D:
Dear England/Arthur/Iggy,
I gots 2 questions for ya...
1.)Can you name one time where you and France didn't argue?
2.) How do you REALLY feel about Alfred? We know you like him...
And 2 dares!
1.) Finish 3 dozen bottles of beer in 4 hours. No bathroom breaks, no passin' out.
2.) Make out with Alfred. Right here, right now.
...I attempted not to be threatening. Sorry.
-DNFanatic0216
1.) Hmmn... year 1000. *nostalgic look*
2.) W-Wha-I don't-
You were depressed for God knows how long because he left you ._.
...I can't stand that bloody git okay?
Nope. You luuuurve him~
….O-Okay fine I care about the damn idiot but if I don't who would- O-other than Matthew?
*chuckle* Can't be honest can ya~?
...Dares?
Oh. God. *laughing*
1. How many what in what? And what?
Pfft. You can't do it.
I SO CAN! JUST WATCH ME!
~4 Hours Later. We find our intoxicated host on top of the table shouting about random nonsense and something about Eurovision. He seems to be wearing nothing more but a pair of cuffs, a bowtie, and a small black apro-...
It's the Sexy Waiter Outfit people. Please keep your blood inside your bodies.
Thank you for cooperating~
2.) *grinning lopsidedly, swishing a huge bottle of whiskey in one hand* Now where's 'zat bloody sonuva bi-*hic* C'mere and ge' sum sugah from old Arti-*hic*
*blushes* ...Oh my.
Aaah~ There ye are fucking rascal~
~We are experiencing er... host difficulties. Due to the pure graphic content we cannot show such er... public displays of... er... affection [Can we even call it that right now?]
Please use your imagination to erm... figure out... what's erm...
...Yeaaah.~
Hehe, some of that stuff is just total lolage=D I laughed so much
if you don't mind, could I ask a question?(i'm a brit girl so sorry if I sound stupid)
What do you think England's relationship with India is like?
Ok, Taffy signing out=)
Thank yas~!
I believe she was talking to me. And sure, of course you can. Such a polite young lady~
My relationship with India? Ah, she wasn't... really fond of me back then...
Dude. You fucked her up
...I-I was stupid to do that, but I had to do what I had to do... I had an empire to maintain.
Still, that was then. How about now?
She... still isn't fond of me. *sweatdrop*
A lot of people don't seem to be ._.;
england, i'm glad you answeared me i sent along a bag of cherries, i like them to along with pomgrants and oranges and strawberries and blueerries! ok i wanna ask: can nations apper in peoples dreams?becuse the night i sent of my things to be answered i dreamed that i was in england and i was with you alfred and matthew and we were all a happy family on an outing to see nature and every one was geting along,you were the papa figure and i tended to stay next to you and francis while alfred and mattehew were rough houseing. i know it seems silly...but it was nice to dream i had a dad. and whys every one on your pirate past, i wanna know about your punk rocker side! oh and whats your favorite colour?
...Oh no. It's you-...Cherries?
...*giggling like a giddy fangirl she is*
...*looks at* ...Apparently so. *pats head* Well, I'm glad I was able to give you good dreams pet.
About my past? I'd like to know that myself.
Because you were hot and badass back then~!
*blushes* ...T-Thanks-Wait, my what-How'd you know about tha-...nooooo.
My favorite color is Red.
Iggy if you give people lap dances and have fantasies about people then yes you are perverted in a way and I'm still sticking to what i said about the dare. I WILL get you to say it somehow!...now what to ask?
My history teacher once said that the American industrial revolution was better then yours...care to comment? and watch it we got 10 year olds reading this!
I recently heard that you and France are joining your armies...Now that counts as some type of marriage right?
have you heard about the larger then life army of fangirls that are planning invade you? (and possibly your vital regions...)
What in the world do those Eyebrows stand for because they just can't be thier, I mean thier friggin catpillers!
Now something just about every Hetalia fan must have wondered about at one time or another...Arthur you must explain...PANGEA!
By the way I heard about what you said to Texas...I've been wondering...Texas was originally territory owned by spain...care to explain how he can see Faries like you? and by the way Al was your adopted brother so...GOT YOU IN A CORNER!
and before I finish this I have only one thing to say...Iggy, YOU LOST THE GAME! XD
yoko!
You will never get me to say it.
...*twitch* Okay. Um. No. Just. No. The only reason his Industrial Revolution was better than mine was because he used pretty much every concept I had to develop from scratch and work on that-
In other words, he improved your ideas xD
*growling*
Oh he knows I was right~
...*sweatdrop* Indeed I have. Dear Lord help me...
He likes the attention really~
*blushes deeply and sputters* W-W-W-What? N-No it doesn'-
Dude. You proposed to Marianne in the cheesiest way possible.
…...S-So? I-It doesn't c-count for a-anything!
Suuuure it doesn't Iggy-kun~
My wha-THEY'RE NOT BLOODY CATERPILLARS!
I don't know to be honest. Maybe London Bridge? I dunno.
...No. I will not bloody explain that because I am not that bloody old.
…...No comment.
*cough* Someone got lucky~
Shut up you.
The wha-Oh fuck I lost
Damn it I lost too! Noooo! D8
Dear Iggy, *sigh* I want you to know that I'm a woman, not a guy, I don't know why, but people always assume I'm a male...wierd.
Anyways, How the hell do I keep those damn unicorns outta my house? They never leave and I'm tired of replacing my stuff. Also, I don't think I have any of the Kirkland blood in me, I'm not blood related to That dumbass Alfred...I think, I have very complicated family last thing, Vermont says hi. Whoever the hell that is.
-Texas-
Ah, my apologies. Common mistake and assumptions and what not...
Hello Vermont.
Let's see... well you can always ask them politely. Since you're no doubt a maiden they will listen to you.
So what the hell does that make you, maiden?
...I-I just happen to be really friendly with them okay?
Hey! Thanks for answeing my qustions!
1)With all your history,or your country's history, you have had a lot happen to you. Wars, bombings, revoltion,ect. I was wondeirng if it has ever caused you to have a mental breakdown?
2) You said you had a mum? Was she human? What was she like? Did you have a dad too? What was he like?
3)Does it creep you out that I am working on a vore story with you in it?( Vore : Eating someone or being eaten alvie when your like an inch tall so your digested alive! That's really what happens in these sort of stories.) Don't worry you don't get eaten. ..*Cough*youeatalfred!
4)When you where in the hetalia school thing did you have a crush on Seychelles?
5)Also why does everyone make fun of your eyebrows? I mean I love them! I find them smexy!
You're quite welcome.
1.) Well, it's true that there have been times where I've been tempted to just completely break down, to the point I wouldn't know my own name.
2.) No she wasn't. She was erm... well I don't know how to explain it. She was sweet, doting, and very caring for me and my siblings. Since I was the youngest of the lot, she made sure I was not exposed to the kind of violence that came during that time.
I don't know if I had a dad. Mum never mentioned him. I wouldn't know how he was like.
3.) ...Yes, frankly that does creep me out. The mere thought of that bloody git circulating in my fucking system... *shudder*
4.) I didn't have a crush on her. She just caught my eye is all.
5.) *blush* T-Thank you.
(Please Ignore Username, I can't change it lest it effects my stories)
Hola Iggy, como estas? I haven't heard from you in a while, Dad says that you have been a little bit grumpy at the meetings...Ah! It's been a while since I've talked to you (on another Ask England thing) but it's me, Florida. Don't worry, I have up most respect for you - kinda look at you like my Pops, so I don't want to offend you(I have a distinct feeling that I did, oh well -shrugs-)
Anyways, I was wondering. Dad (America) had mentioned that you had a tattoo, what's up with that? I know France has mentioned once or twice that you were a delinquent but I didn't know that you got a tattoo! (Can you convince my dad? -puppy dog eyes- pwease~)
You would marry America, ne?
Which of the states do you like more?
What were your feelings on the World Cup?
What are you going to do on Thanksgiving?
I'm learning about the Pubonic Plague and the Hundred Year War, anything you would like to add? Feelings, how was it like?
Shoot! Dad's yelling at me, dinner's ready, have a nice weekend!
-gives kiss on cheek-
Love you Pops,
Florida (Tiffany)
Ah, hello there! Sorry about that, I had some things to do... thank you for that though. And no, you didn't offend me at all love *smile*
...He said what? (Bloody prats...) Er, yes, I do have a tattoo... erm... *sweatdrop* (Hmn, I don't know if I can. He is your father and I'm in no position to tell him to do anything about you. Still, I'll try.)
...*blushes deeply* W-W-W-What? I-I don't know... i-if h-he didn't... *mumbles, poking fingers together* …...
Erm, to be honest, anyone who didn't hate my bloody guts...
...THAT WAS NO FAIR. AT. ALL. MY TEAM SHOULD HAVE ADVANCED-
Give it a rest man, there's always next time.
Me? Hmn, I'll probably just fly over to Alfred's and celebrate it there. Spend time with the rest of you lot, y'know?
It was absolute hell. Death, death, more death. The Hundred Years War wasn't any different either. They were dark days... dark... dark days...
*blush* Erm... *puts hand over cheek* T-Thanks...
Sorry, I came back.
I rushed through my other response/review/thing-y and I felt that I was being a bit rude and, well, rather unlike myself.
Let's start over!
I'm Tiffany, otherwise known as Florida - on of America's Kids - I love Fish and Chips, British Humour, world history (specifically WW2)and journalism. My real padre is Spain, but I refer to him as the Idiot - I don't like him. I refer to S. Italy as Mama Lovi.
So Iggy, please don't feel offended (though that sentence alone offends people) if I call you Pops. I just look up to you as my second Dad.
As for the tattoo, I meant myself. Meant to put that in, sorry.
Now, why do you wear a mask? I notice you do that around a lot of people. You're a nice guy, strong, handsome, smart, but I don't understand why you can't let anybody get close to you...
Is it because of your childhood? The whole, I have to raise myself alone (not counting the times of the Roman and Germanic invasions).
What was it like during WW2? What was your reaction and thoughts when you liberated some concentration camps?
Any current feelings on the political Tea Party (2010)? They slightly scare me.
How do you feel about the oil spill?
What about the 7/7 attack -that's my Birthday btw, I was suppose to be born on July 4th-?
I just want to you to know, if you don't want to answer any of these questions, I understand and will not pursue you in the subject any further. Also, if calling you Iggy or Pops offends you too much, then I'll refrain from calling you that. I respect your opinion.
Pues, this will be the last message for your last post (ch.3), I know I've a least written a novel. Can't help it. Oh, I do have just one more question.
Will you send me fish and chips?
Love you Pops! (Kisses on Cheek)
I hope you sleep well,
Florida (Tiffany)
Oh no, no, you didn't rush me at all.
*twitches, but manages to smile* Not at all. Whatever pleases you love. I'm beginning to like you already.
...A mask? *smiles knowingly* Well, I just... don't want to get hurt the way I did... in the past. That too.
Those were dark days. Those... camps... were just... a glimpse of hell in my opinion. Those poor people...
*pales* N-No comment.
I feel slightly offended about that. Just because that particular company was owned by me doesn't mean that bloody git has to place the fucking blame on me. I left it in his not so capable hands and I get the trouble? No. Just. No.
That was... rather irritating. Though to be honest, I shouldn't have to complain about that. Alfred had it worse 4 years prior.
Such a polite child... I'm glad to have answered your questions my dear. *chuckle* Sure I will. Even better, I'll make them for you! And the same to you.
Back again, Iggy darling!
Sorry, I know you don't like being called that... but it's so cute! 3
Just to let you know, we all love you. =3
And you don't know who Allen is? Shame, Iggy, shame! Allen is the guy in episode 73 (I think...) with your lovely eyebrows. I have the same questions as the two others: is Allen your and Alfred's little love-child? Please answer, Iggy-dear... We all wish to know~! (And yes, France HAS brain-washed me)3
And what about your punk phase? I'm kind of interested in that and I'm wondering what your favorite bands were and such. Also, did you learn how to play the guitar in those days?
Thank you very much for answering my questions!
*twitches* ...Darling?
It's in no way cute-...Thanks? *hiding blush*
*blushes deeply* O-Our what? N-No! A-Allen is... just... *mumbles incoherently*
...I think that answered your questions? *chuckle*
*cough* For the sake of this question... The Sex Pistols. Hands down. *grin* I guess it just came naturally to me, y'know?
You're quite welcome.
~WhiteCrow10
Blue jay no Rocket here,
If you traveled to another Earth by magic/technology/etc. and that Earth had the same UK you have on your Earth, would you still have the "connection" with your land + people even if it had no personification to begin with?
Also, what is your take on all of the crossover fan fictions for Hetalia? Did some of those stories actually happen?
And I want to say I'm sorry for asking you about Pandora from Magic Kaitou + Detective Conan's world. I put all of you at risk and would advise you to watch out for the Black Organization now because of this "leak".
P.S- What would happen if the B.O discovered you and the others were nations {no matter if they were acknowledged or not}?
That is an interesting question. I'm not sure. I probably won't, though that would be... odd.
Not really no. Some were just plain disturbing to begin with, though there were a few nice ones.
*sweatdrop* ...Say what? And... I don't know... to be honest...
Dear Inglaterra,
Hello again, meu amigo. I'm sorry for thanking you so much for saving me; it's just that I truly am grateful.
I'm glad that you're happy someone (even if it's me) likes your cooking. My irmão pequeno(little brother)/former colony, Brazil, says I have a cast iron stomach because I enjoy your cooking. I find that funny coming from him. He's the same person who likes to put chocolate on his pizza. Nonetheless, he's still family.
Oh! Speaking of Brazil...Brazil and Colombia told me an interesting story the other day. They were at a bar a few days ago and apparently you were there too. Supposedly, you were so drunk that the two had to help you home. Anyways, you rambling when you were drunk and you mentioned me a few times (according to Brazil and Colombia). When I asked them what you said; they wouldn't tell me and told me to ask you(and they said it with some rather weird looks). So what did you say? I don't know if Brazil and Colombia's story is true, but I am curious. I'm sorry if it's any bother asking you about this.
Sincerely,
Portugal
P.S. Sorry for my rather lengthy letter. ^_^;
Oh don't worry about it. It's fine.
...He said what? *sigh* Can't choose your family.
*blush* T-They said what? Erm... I don't know what they were talking about...
Hi Iggy :D (I refuse to call you anything but Iggy!)
Why are you so tsundere? :D
Why so moe? :D
What is your favorite nation other than yourself?
Why are your eyebrows so big?
What type of music do yo like?
Who is you best friend?
*twitch* ...Oh great. ANOTHER one.
...I'm not in bloody denial!
Really? You sure have been denying a lot of things-
BECAUSE T-THEY'RE NOT BLOODY TRUE!
...Moe?
Cute.
...I-I'm NO-NOT CUTE! *blushes deeply and looks away*
...He so is, isn't he folks?
My wha-I have no favorites.
...Psst. It's Alfred~!
MY EYEBROWS ARE NOT THAT BLOODY BIG!
...Dude. Last episode I couldn't stop staring at them. They were that huge man.
Classical of course. And maybe rock...
Kiku.
LIES. IT'S FRANCIS. AND ALFRED~
WILL YOU STOP TWISTING MY WORDS WOMAN?
Ohohoho~ Bonjour mon cher~
I have a few questions pour toi I would love answered.
First, Would you ever consider a pirate as a nice cosplay for... "after hours"? I think that would be quite fun...
Ahem, next question... What exactly is the appeal of the tea you drink? it's just a bunch of leaves in a cup...
Lastly, I heard something about you desiring both moi and L'Amerique... is it true?
With love,
Marrianne~ 3
...*blush* H-Hi M-Marianne...
Er, s-sure...
*blushes deeply, looks away* I-If t-that's what you want dear...
What? It's more than that! *rambles on about the healthy properties of tea and the pleasure of drinking a fresh cup*
*blushes deeper* A-Absolutely no-not!
YOU LIE.
I'M NOT!
YES YOU ARE! WHY LAST NIGHT YOU FUCKING KEPT ME UP WITH YOUR-Mmph? Mmph!
~We are experiencing host difficulties again. We hope you will join us next time. Er... *sweatdrop* Oh Jesus, they're fighting. Yes, erm, it's best to end it here...
Um, yeah...~
A/N: God this was fun and frustrating at the same time. 10 pages guys? Really? XD
Ah well, keep 'em coming~!