Sorry if I haven't been able to update. Was falling behind homework... xD Anyways, have at it my friends~
Right... so... we had a landslide of... girls confessing... and kyaa-ing... and squealing... and hugging me last week... I wonder how this week fares...
hi england!::waves::glad to hear from you again! its ok that my dad left us, i understand that men are men and need to get their kicks,which some times result in unplaned my favorite english book is narina, have you ever read it?i reamber flinging the last book across my bedroom when i read that C.S lewis was dead the year mt mother was born it depressed me. and your eye brows may be big but the look NATURAL might guy and rock lee look like censorship bars they paste on every morning before they walk out the have you ever heared of "deltora quest"? i like jasmine from it best she has a crow for a best friend and lived mainly in the woods. also, do ou think alfred would be as strong as he is today if you had let him go in the frist place with out a war? and how can they be insepratble matthew and alfred i mean, if he can barely reamber he exists? also is it true when you took matthew from francis he would come over and you would raise them togather?
Ah good to hear from you too-Wait, not all men are like that.
I can vouch for that. My boyfriend's freakin' awesome and we haven't even seen each other irl but we know each other to the point it's scary~
*sweatdrop* Indeed it is.
Narnia? Of course I have. Mind you, it's not just a book *wink* Really now? That's sad. I'm sorry for you.
HA! You owe me something now~!
...Crap. I do...
Hey guys, what do you want him to do next week? I'll provide a link to a picture of an outfit AND a pairing you want him to be in-
Wait, HEY. I didn't agree to that!
You did love.
…...Bah...
Never heard of it to be honest.
...I really doubt it. Nobody goes on in life without undergoing some kind of war, whether it be with themselves or of the physical nature, it happens to everyone.
*grin* You should see them really. If he doesn't notice Matthew then he's probably just messing with him.
Indeed it is. Those were the days... *nostalgic*
Well i got some more questions to ask you, . ^_^
1)When meeting America for the first time (you know when he was an adorable little kid), what went through your head (you know; thoughts)?
2)When Queen Elizabeth was in rule, did you have to keep France (Francis) away from her? I figured as such because the man is...well i can't really say without cursing so I'll refrain myself
3)What was like being a pirate for a period of time? and same question but for the 'Punk' period as well. ^_^
4)I think you and Alfred make the best of friends (more so then not), so i was wondering; do you invite him to dinners or parties of your own?
5)What's your opinion about Queen Mary (you know before Elizabeth got to be queen)? (By the way, as you would have guessed by now, i loved the Elizabethan period of England and Shakespearean as well. X3)
6)You know, now that i think about it, have you ever tried to be Italy's (the northern one) friend at some point? I just thought you were going to. ^_^
Oh! and i would like to give a big fat shout out to Malkeria~! You rock~! ^_^
-TrueDespair
Fire away.
1.) Hmmn... [Cute... cute... ah, such a cute little nation...]... Don't you tell him about this...
2.) …...Yes.
3.) It was... very invigorating. The thrill of adventure and discovery; a different place to plunder... the sweet soft flesh underneath all the frills and laces..-
...Iggy. Yo. Dude. No. Just. No.
Alright then. The 'punk' period was pretty much the same thing. I was able to express most of my pent up emotions through my appearance and my music. I found out I had quite the talent for the six-strings meself.
4.) I guess we do? And... well, he usually invites himself so I don't really have to bother myself with doing so...
5.) ...To be blunt? I hated her.
6.) Actually yes. The chap's not a bad fellow for an airhead.
'Ello England :D
You are my second favourite character :D YAY 8D
I live in America ~ But I tent to spell things the English way *pokes name* You know, coloUr, favoUrite, faerie, ect. My teachers yell at me for it ;_;
Also, England I love you :D *pecks cheek*
Ok cute girl is over :D *grabs rope and ties you to a chair*
You love either America or France. Pick one. PICK ONE NOW D
Also, in a fan fic I'm writing you kinda get sick and get stuck in America's house. HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT HUH :U
Would you ever kiss Alfred? Like kiss kiss? Like MAKEOUT KISS? Have you ever? Will you do it now? For me? :3
I think you should make up with Alfred ~ You might not be able to be one country or him be your colony again, but you two would look cute together. As in a couple. Together. FOREVER D
Anyway, bye~~~ I love you :D
ps: my first favourite character is Alfred, but your almost tied. :3
Hello there.
Er... thanks?
*gasp* I'm not alone~!
...Apparently.
W-What the-*blushes, looking away, blinking a moment later as he's tied to a chair* W-What the bloody hell is this?
*eyes widen* N-No-What the bloody hell is it with you girls and my bloody lovelife? I-It's my business damn it!
…...Scared. I doubt the idiot even knows what a cold is.
Eh? Kis-What?
Yes. He has. Numerous occasions. When? When he's drunk~!
WHAT! NO I DO-...Is that really w-what I do wh-when I'm drunk...?
Asides the rambling Welsh and Old English? Yeah pretty much.
*blushes deeper* We don't... no it's just... we HAVE made up-...Oh bollocks...
Er... thanks again... *mutter*bloodyfangirls*mutter*
*twitch* …...
Hello again! *bear hug* Sorry if I freak you out the last time. I'm eccentric you see. So I get hyper easily. I'm nicknamed by my friends for a reason. But I think I act like America and combined... Oh joy...
NOW! My questions!
1) do you like Lily Allen's songs?
2) have you heard her song "Alfie"? It's hilarious to imagine Alfred to be like her 'Alfie' XD
3)If you do have a daughter with Alfred, what would you name her? Pls answer it *puppy dog eyes*
4) how do you feel knowing there are thos-MILLIONS of fangirls(I don't think boys would...) dreaming of you having sex in various pairings(France, America, Prussia...etc...) Don't you just blush and quickly move to the next question. Answer truthfully!
5)What you think about this "ask England" thingy?
6) If Alfred just propose to you now, how would reacted? No Avoiding~
7) I also had an argument with my friend, who would married you if you were real. In the end we agree to share but I had my fingers crossing at that time *evil smirk*
That's all! Bet you're glad! I still think you're the hottest character around! You're definitely more handsome and better than Francis~
btw... if it's not too much could I had a hug and a kiss on the forehead from you? *really big watery puppy dog eyes* Please~
Lots and lots of hugs and kisses from,
1.) Haven't heard.
Don't blame me w
2.) ...*twitch*
3.) Wha-That's not even possibl-
ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION!
*winces* …... *blushes and looks away*
...I'd... name her... Amanda... or... Dorothy...
4.) ...Awkward, to be honest...
5.) It's alright, despite the rather... insistent questions about my lovelife... *sweatdrop*
6.) *blushes deeply, falling over* Alfred-No, he can't- Oh dear God no. No, no no that's not h-happening!
*snicker* Tsun-tsun~!
I'M NOT A BLOODY TSUNDERE!
Are to~
…...I really... wouldn't know... I don't... know... I mean... it's not like that's gonna happen... *sulk*
7. ...*pales* You what?
...Bollocks. Damn eyes... fine... *hugs and pecks her forehead, looking away* That better be the last one...
Hello, England.
Would you like a cup of tea? It's Oolong tea and i have to say it was brewed quite perfectly. (gives tea to England but is hiding the fact that the tea has Veritaserum on it. Makes sure that England finishes the tea before asking questions.)
To whom did you lose your virginity to?
How do you feel about being the uke fandom bicycle?
Who, amongst your sundry bed partners, has been the best in bed: France, America, Canada, Russia, Prussia, Spain, Denmark, other?
Who has the biggest and most satisfying vital region?
Yes-Ah, Oolong? I've heard Oriental tea has some nice healing properties to them... *feels tingly but shrugs it off and finishes the cup*
*blushes* I lost it to Fra-*claps hands to mouth, blushing deeper*
What the bloody hell are you talking about?
*sputters, shaking head* Everyone of them has their own endearing quality to offer, but personally, I'm torn between Francis and Al-*headdesk* What the bloody fuck am I saying...?
…...Alfred-SHUT UP!
*utterly amused, dying on the floor*
SHUT THE HELL UP! *thoroughly embarassed*
Salutations Arthur. I have been wondering if you ever visit Hogwarts during the school time. I'm a fourth year here, but I've never seen you around. Also, I completely agree with you. Fish and chips are awesome.
If you could change your hair and make it any color, what color would it be? I'm a metamorphmagus, and my hair's purple.
I love your eyebrows,
Marina Hawk
I used to, just to catch up on some old friends.
Ah, lucky-
*gleee* I love purple~!
*cough* Anyway, I guess I'd... go with silver.
...Why silver?
It's the same color as Charlie's mane.
...Aaah. *facepalm*
Ah, thank you...
So I came back, I thought of giving you a break. So pops how's it like across the pond? Down here in clearwater, it's been raining and it's been cold - we recently just had thanksgiving too!
I wasn't with Dad, but I heard he dragged you and Tio Mattie to a thanksgiving dinner. I don't know if he told you, pero he made all that food himself! I couldn't go, I had to meet with other relatives here.
Anyways, how old are you? Just wondering. You look around 23, pero my Dad says that you are much, Much older.
Can you ride a motorcycle?
Do you miss your pirate days?
Why does the American Revolution bother you?
Did Dad really wet his bed? (I heard from Russia that you mumbled that he did)
Do you love me? (as a daughter of course)
Did you know that Dad has an old shed filled with these old antiques? I went in there once and saw a musket, suit, and the cutest toy ever! They were these little toy soliders with different faces and I was wondering where I can find these.
So cute!
What where you thinking when you saw giant Rome pop out of the sea and start singing during WW2?
Would you watch a scary movie with me and Dad *trembles*, you know, because Dad gets so scared...No-not because I'm...I'm scared or an..anything...
Do you like Assassin's Creed?
Do you like to fly?
When did you learn how to swim?
What's your favorite color?
Are you gay?
Are you single?
Are you going to marry my Dad soon?
...
...The states are waiting eagerly for those last few questions answered...
...um, so have a nice day!
*kisses cheek*
Love you Pops!
Ah, it's you. Welcome back~! Across the pond's same as always, rain, rain, more rain.
That he did-Did he really? I gotta say, that was quite unexpected coming from him, but that was... delicious. I was actually looking forward to catching up with you there.
I am pretty old. Nation-wise, I've been around for a good millennium or two. Physically-wise? You're pretty much close with that.
Yes. My V-Twin and Suzukis are currently collecting dust however.
Yes... I miss them...
...Obvious reasons... your father separated from me as a result of that war...
...*snicker* Funny you should say something about that. He did. Numerous times.
Of course! I love my darlings.
...He still... has those...? That's... really... *speechless*
...What I was thinking? I was thinking... 'What the bloody fuck is this tomfoolery?'
...Er, sure? Honestly I don't know why you all try putting yourselves through that if you're scared... *shaking head*
Hell yes.
I do too~!
I do, especially during clear nights. Such beauty...
It was mandatory during my pirate days that I learn to swim, should there be a case when I find myself in turbulent waters.
Green.
Wha-No, I'm bisexual.
I am too~! [A/N: Hopefully this is no problem to anyone. I'm kinda sensitive to this and I just wanna make sure...]
Er... not at the moment...
You're a corny motherfucker Iggy~!
I-I wanted my proposal to her to be p-perfect!
So you got someone to sing 'Just the Way You Are' while you danced with her before getting down on one knee eh?
…...
*blushes deeply, poking his fingers together* … *mumble mumble*
A-Are you all really...? *blinking, pressing his hand to his cheek, wondering what the hell just happened.
Hey thanks for answering my qustions. Yeah I know they freak you out but it's your own fault for letting me ask them. ^^
1.)What's your favorite song?
2.)Who did you give it away to? I mean who did you lose your virginity too?
3.)But your a country so do y ou really go to Heaven or Hell cause you're not a nomral perosn. I mean you have killed people before and helped so many as well.
4.)People think you're nuts because of your fairy friends sadly. But have they ever gonna you commentied because of it?
5.)When you where younger you really kinda rasied yourself right? Was this because your "mother" died when you where real young?
7.)If I rub your eyebrows will you have an orgasm?
8.)Out of all the female countries who could you see yourself having a romantice and or intmane relationship with? It can be based on their personailty or intersets.
9.)To answer your qustion yes I did get you. I gave her Alfred.
10.)You ever been on and look yourself up?
11.)I have a dare for you! Go on DA and look up this group called Fatalia and look at what they did to you!
Er... I know... but hey, I agreed to do this...
1.) My favorite song? Hmm... it's hard to pin it down to just one song... but I guess... Less Talk More Rokk.
Figures... XD
2.) *blushes deeply*
Psst, go up for that~
3.) It matters not. As long as my people live on... I continue to exist.
4.) Alfred usually teases me about it.
5.) ...Yes. I was practically alone my entire life. My childhood was no exception.
6.) …...No comment.
*curious now*
7.) Er... to be completely honest? Nobody. Friends and acquaintances maybe, but not lovers.
8.) ...Say what?
9.) Not really no.
10.) ….Oh God... my eyes... *twitching on the floor*
...*twitching* …
Hello Great British Empire *bows* It's a pleasure to meet you! I find you very charming and very witty and very handsome!
1( If I asked you on a date would you go with me? (This is just to make you blush!)
2( Why does the word "Bollocks." Always sound funny?
3( If Alfed was a really a girl how would you react?
4( How's your Tinkerbell?
5( How do I start liking tea?
7( Do you ever drink coffee?
8( Could you teach me how to play the guitar please?
10 Did you notice I skipped 6 and 9?
11( What paring with you are you okay with?
12( This is for the person for Malkeria, how did you and England meet?
13( England are you single?
Thank you for taking time to answer my little questions, and for you *hands ove a tray of homemade cookies and tea*
Here's a thank you, hope to talk to you again! *waves*
*blink* Empire? I'm afraid I'm not one anymore but... thanks. *blush* T-Thank you...
1.) *blushes deeply, stammering* W-Well, i-if... t-that's no p-problem w-with you...
2.) Because it is?
3.) …...Do you seriously want to know?
He'd fangirl over her~!
NO I BLOODY WOULDN'T!
4.) My Tinkerbell? Er... fine?
5.) Drinking it?
7.) That horrible swill? Heavens no.
8.) *wink* Private lessons are encouraged.
….Oh stop flirting with the questioners.
10.) ...Yes, I did.
11.) Er, Francis and Alfred are decent pairings that I don't really mind.
12.) Hey idiot.
*humming* Hmm?
Question for you.
Really? *looks* Ah, well, that's... a secret. Well, okay, we met at a bar, but that's all I'm telling you~!
13.) No. I'm engaged.
Ah, thank you~! *enjoying the snacks, waving at with a happy smile as he scarfs down the cookies*
...Lucky bastard.
well...I guess I'll just have to tell people about the the texas thing and have fans write fanfic about it...and I'm bored of getting you to admit the whole english thing so...JUST TELL US WHO YOU SLEPT WITH DAMMIT! D: and I know you like it! There's a flipping strip on the web where you admit you don't HATE the stuff so hah! and yes I will admit the fan stuff do make you ALOT more interesting then you are normally... and since I'm out of ideas and you've put up with my crazziness I guess I'll throw you a bone ;)
okay...how did you react to Canada's request for independece? and I swear to all that is HOlY if you say who a shoe will magically smack you in the face.
eh..how often do you pull off the Britannia Angel mode?
ever notice an interesting thing about your initails UKe?
so...seriously how can you still see unicorn? I thought they could only be seen by PURE UNTOUCHED VIRGINS!
and...that's all I got...oh and I meant sasuke uchiha I'm not dumb enough to confuse you with Naruto ((I mean it They have the same voice actors!))
well that's it for now Iggy...oh and I've put a link to this on a iggy fanpage full of fangirls waiting to punce so expect a possibibilty of and explosion of reviews and hits :3
NO! STOP BLACKMAILING ME WITH THINGS THAT AREN'T EVEN TRUE! Wha-...*growling loudly*
Oh dear, he's annoyed~
I know who Matthew is, thank you very much. As for his request for independence, he was lucky I was so devastated with my first loss that I just let him go...
As often as I find myself unable to stand those bloody world meetings
Not really no-
*giggling*
What're you giggling at?
Oh nothing~
MY FAMILY'S MAGIC IS THE STRONGEST IN THE WORLD! I DON'T NEED TO BE A PURE VIRGIN TO BE ABLE TO SEE THEM!
*deadpan* ...Really?
Ah great. Now you've got her started.
R-Really? I-I'd appreciate that~! Thank you~!
*sigh* Iggy, Iggy, Iggy... Hasn't Hong Kong told you of my brother's habits? I mean, you do visit every now and then...
Oh, and DNF0216 is putting a temporary restraining order on you. She has to study for her History exam. Same goes with Science, Math, and Filipino. So that is why I am here! Mwahahahahahaha!
*ahem* Onto the questions:
1.) Why are you always uke?
2.) How did you feel back then during your pirate days (*cough*Spain*cough*)?
Thanks!
-North Korea
He doesn't really talk about you in particular.
Uh... good luck? Er... great...
Buenas suerte amiga~! Ace those tests~!
1.) Why am I always-NO I'M NOT BLOODY BOTTOM. I'M TOP. TOP.
Keep tellin' yourself that Iggy...~
2.) Exhilarating, like I was on the top of the world.
Oh look, it's me again. =) I like asking you questions, Artie. It's fun. I have to say that you are my favorite character in Hetalia. =)
I have to ask, what kind of music do you like? I have a few favorites from Britain, such as Elton John and the Beatles. Do you like any American music, in good taste of course. I hate rap but I love rock. And do you like musicals? I'm a sucker for musicals. If so, what is your favorite?
Do you have any pets? You seem like a cat person to me.
And my brain is running low on questions... D= Last question: Have you even had sushi? If not, I would recommend it. It's not all raw fish like most people believe and I bet Japan introduced it to you.
Well, until next time!
~WhiteCrow10
Oh and America will be over at your house in just a second. I stole his boxers and hid them in your room. =3 Have fun!
Ah, hello again.
Hey~! You're one of my favorite reviewers on here~! You and TrueDespair really brighten up my day. Cross-over-lover too x3
Ah, thank you *smile*
Punk Rock, Classical, Techno... that kind. Musicals... I'd say... Les Miserables and... Wicked. I gotta say for a show by that American idiot... it's pretty damn well made.
Pets? Not really no. But yes, I am a cat person.
I am too~!
Yes. Quite the delicacy. I like the crab rolls the best, and yes, Kiku did.
Yum~!
Wait. Wait. What? You did-*blinks, a crash out of view* ...Greaaat.
*giggle* Have fun~
~This show will commence shortly after USUK fanservice fun time. Please enjoy.
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Hi, long time watcher first time questioner? (HOLY CRAP SPELL CHECK SAYS THATS A WORK!)
Well... seeing I'm Aussie! I have to ask (Even though I think it's been asked before) what is your modern relationship with Australia? oh... and New Zealand... can't forget him (her? I can never tell!)
And... do you have anything embarrassing from their childhood seeing as you raised them...
Also, you do know it is possible to cook your food well? If so, why do you fail so?
BTW I love british culture and would move to England if I wasn't on the best 'holiday' destination already! (and like HELL I'm giving that up!)
~Rahsax.
Oh my God, it's a lurker~! Yay~!
...You're happy about this?
Of course, it means people are reading it~!
Right...
Australia... Jake right? He's a good lad. Enthusiastic. New Zealand... er... rocky?
*laughs* Do I ever.
C'mon now, you can embarrass them next time~
...I-I can cook decent food and not cause food poisoning! I've been taking notes!
Ah, thank you-
I love Brit culture too. I just don't know why but it's just so much more interesting~!
Um...Hi-hi, Iggy-I MEAN England! *curtsies then glomps England* KYA! *gets hit by rock* Ow. *gets off of England* Soo, um, I have a few questions for you...
1) Have you ever considered waxing your eyebrows? Even just a little?
2) What food group do you think a coconut is? My friend and I got in an argument it and I want your opinion.
3) What's the craziest thing you've ever done while drunk?
4) Can I have your pirate hat? Pweeze?
5) How do you feel about cute little Mattie/Canada?
6) How do you feel about his bear?
7) Do you like Beatles music?
8) Do you like the number eight?
9) Final question and its REALLY important! DO YOU KNOW *dramatic pause* THE MUFFIN MAN?
Okaaay~ That's it! I really like the show and Malkeria, please keep this up! Update soon please! =3 *hugs England again and runs away*
Elouise Victoria (Call me El!)
*blinks*... What the hell just...
...Surprise buttsecks?
...*twitch* Moving on...
1.) …...Yes. It's not that obvious?
...CAT. TER. PIL. LARS.
THE'YRE NOT BLOODY CATERPILLARS!
Are to!
ARE NOT!
2.) It's a fruit. The coconut itself is the seed.
3.) ...I have... no idea...
...Too many to count for him in his case~ Mostly rambling in Welsh and Old English and making out with Alfred~
...D-Do I really... dear God... *hiding face*
4.) No!
5.) He's an alright kid.
6.) ...Rather... terrified for some reason.
7.) ...Was that a rhetorical question?
8.) Yes.
9.) Yes I know the Muffin Man!
I wonder if Iggy Knows that Norway can see fairys too...
...I do. I know.
Dear United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland,
1) Have ever met Norway? Because he can see those fairy creatures too.
2) What was it like to take care of so many colanies? (sp?)
3) This isn't really a question but I think that the British accent is very cute, and I'm interested in your tea. It's actually pretty good if you put enough suger cubes in it~
Ja,
Mei
*blinks* Someone finally calls me by my full name! Finally!
1.) Yes I have, and I'm well aware.
2.) Hectic but memorable.
3.) *blush* Really? Er... thanks...
Ello my dear little brother, it's about time I wrote to you.
Eh, I figured I'd ask you a few questions for kicks... Plus the others wanted me to.
1. Ireland wonders if you miss her from time to time or not, same with Wales more or less.
2. Did you ever get over that annoying american? Or do'ya still whine about him leavin' ?
3. I heard that you got together with Marrianne, is it true? If so, When's the wedding? Haha!
Well that's all im'ma ask, by the way, I may drop by for a visit... I suppose I kinda miss my annoying younger sibling. See you soon Arthur,
James.
…...James what're you-
Ah, it's James~!
*groans* Just get it over with.
them to visit or call more often then. I'm not making any initiatives. ...and yes, I miss them too.
2. ...You shut the hell up about Alfred.
3. *blushes, looking away* Why do you care? So what's it to you-Like hell I'm having you crash it!
...A vis-...*groans again*
Welp, that's all there is for this show, tune in next to time...~!
We'll be looking forward to your visit.