This is where the action really starts, and the arrival of characters is not a focal point.
Beware, ere' be monsters... and humor XDD.
Chapter 6: The Party Starts
Mario was laying back in some grass, finally glad to not having to cook, as many party guests swarmed to get some food.
However, The Hero of Time wasn't hungry, and was back in the tent with all the videogames and TV.
Ganon trudged his way over to the tent, he stomped his foot in the ground at the entrance of the tent; looking at his, now older, past rival.
Link slowly looked back, with a 'what the hell do you want' kind of look.
Although no one was there, one could tell that metaphorically, lightning was dashing between their eyes.
"Punk kid."
"Old wretch."
"Little brat."
"Gerudian Trash."
Ganon looked at his old rival and smiled. "You've grown up, good to see."
"The feeling is not mutual." Link said, slowly turning back towards the TV.
"Hmm, I wonder how the Hero of this time would…"
In what was less than a single hundredth of a second, The Hero of Time had withdrew his blade, and leaped towards Ganon, and held the Biggoron Sword to his neck. "You ruined my life, if you even try to do that here, the end will greet you before you even know you died."
Ganon was speechless, shivering, completely shocked by the power this Link now commanded. "Do you understand me, old man?"
Ganon gritted his teeth, and turned, slowly leaving the tent, not saying a word.
Then again, silence speaks volumes.
"He never learns does he?" The Hero of Time asked, sitting back down, setting the Biggoron sword down.
Away from the old flames of past enemies, to the massive crowd forming around the food, everyone tried to get what they wanted before Kirby or Mario got there first. They both could eat food faster than anyone had ever seen, so they wanted to at least try some of the food before it was gone.
The Link of this world sat at the edge of the water, looking out at the Lake, drinking some milk from a nearby ranch. It was fairly good stuff.
Ilia was off getting something, he hadn't heard exactly what in the crowd, he nearly lost his arm getting what he got, which wasn't much.
However, he heard sand sinking behind him, so he decided to turn around and see who it was. To his displeasure, it was not an angel.
Instead, it was a fairly tall, blond haired man, wearing green, with pointed ears and a two handed sword. "Yo."
"Uh, hello…" Link said, he was always fairly shy, and never really said too much, and usually just spoke with those he knew.
"I'm a friend of Mario's, and yours too, so just relax." The Hero of Time said, sitting down, not disclosing his identity.
"Oh, I see… well, nice to meet you." Link said, sitting back on the shoreline.
"Nice to meet you as well." The other Link said, laying back in the sand. "So… was that your girl I saw you with earlier?"
"Yeah, her name's Ilia." Link said, blushing slightly, only because the stranger had referred to Ilia as 'his girl'. He was never much for titles, but truth be told, he kind of liked how it felt.
"Ilia… nice name, nice name… I also saw that blue woman as well."
"That's Midna, she's one of my best friends, she was a big help on my journey."
"Ah… damn, what I wouldn't have given to have had a few more friends like that…" The Hero of Time said, letting out a chuckle, as he looked at the sky.
"What do you mean?" Link asked, slightly oblivious, only due to the fact he used past tense speaking.
"Oh, it's nothing. I'll get going, I'll talk to you later kid." The Hero of Time said, getting up, and slowly walking away, waving. Link waved back, looking out at the lake, slightly confused, but having enjoyed the conversation; he felt like he knew that person from somewhere.
As The Hero of Time walked towards the food, deciding to get something finally, in the distance he could hear the sounds of battle.
Collins swiped his sword at Talo as he dashed to the side, creating a tear in Talo's Haori. Both warriors were now bare-chested due to their constant fighting.
"You bastard!" Talos yelled, running towards Collins, and thrusting his massive claymore directly t him.
Collins blocked the hit, but Talo had spun his blade, making it like a drill, and caused Collins to stumble back a slight bit, Talo then took the liberty to take a large step forward, and kick Collins in the gut, causing him to fall backwards.
Talo's samurai ponytail was gone, and now his hair was flowing freely, as Collins had cut the band that kept it up. "How about you give up, you're done and you know it?"
Collins slowly got back up, wiping some spit that had escaped his mouth off of his jaw-line. "I've only begun to fight!"
With that, Collins charged Talo, and swiped at him twice with his sword, then jumped up into the air with a spun, sending a kick down, greeting his head.
The battle was not yet over.
Back down near the food, Goombario was tearing down at some shroomsteak Bowser had brought, and next to him was Koops and Kooper, who just kept to some of the pizza Bowser had purchased.
The Hero of Time stepped forward, and took a piece of pizza, and a glass of milk, recognizing it as probably the stuff the descendants of Lon Lon Ranch were producing.
He turned, and inadvertently bumped into a ghostly woman, who was quick to close her fan, and give him a fairly intimidating death glare.
"M-my apologies," Link said, bowing his head, knowing that she, being here, was not to be taken lightly, "Please forgive me".
"…You are forgiven, count yourself lucky." The Lady said, letting out a chuckle, slowly moving past The Hero of Time.
"Yeah." A Tall, scrawny man in purple said, a red mark still on his face, as he wrung out his hat. "You're real lucky friend."
Link just walked past the purple man, not taking the time to rub Waluigi's nose in it.
However, little distance from himself, was the girl… Ilia, he remembered. She was apparently waiting to get something from a rather crowded table.
Now, The Hero of Time was not related to this world's Link, nor the Hero of Winds, but the bonds between Links was a brotherly bond, So he slowly paced his way over to the lone girl and asked, "A little crowded?"
"Yeah… I mean, I don't think I'd have any problems getting through there, but I mean…" She said, sort of embarrassed. "I want to at least try and be polite."
"What was it that you wanted?"
"Just two of the apples over on the table over that way." Ilia said, pointing to one of the tables stocked with the food the Mushroom Kingdomers had supplied.
This Link looked at the crowd, and saw the only main obstacle, the gluttonous Wario.
"Just a second." The Hero of Time said, smiling, weaving his way into the crowd. Wario was devouring almost everything in sight, angering various other people there. Lakilester threatened to toss a spiney into his mouth, but the threat was hollow, as he didn't want to have his girlfriend worry about him if he got jailed for it; her being over at her grandparents for the week and all.
Link however, got an idea from this threat, seeing a Fireflower on a table of Mario's produce, he grabbed the whole thing, only a few sprinkles of pollen needed to make an incredibly powerful spice, and shoved the whole thing into Wario's mouth as he attempted to devour a poor turkey leg. "Eat up big guy!"
Wario swallowed, then grinned at the Hero of Time, but within a few moments, he had turned beet red. He began to fan his mouth, but was in vain, as his tongue, literally, caught on fire. Wario yelled and screamed frantically, running out of the crowd, waving his arms wildly, before jumping into the lake. A few moments later, a large continuous steam cloud could be seen rising above where he landed in the water.
Link proceeded to grab two of the apples on the table, two of the finer red ones, and walked over to the girl, still waiting to get into the crowd; "These are for you, I believe."
"Oh, thank you, you really didn't have to." She said smiling, "And thanks for dealing with Wario, I was going to punch that ass out if he'd eaten these."
"Why only that?" The Hero of Time asked, curiously. There was plenty of appealing food on the table.
"Well, I'm not very hungry, and Link's always liked apples." She said, looking over to where he was sitting.
The Hero of Time chuckled, "Yeah, he's a good kid, you make sure to keep him out of trouble." The Hero said, waving as he walked off.
"Oh, I will, and thanks again!" Ilia said, walking off with what little she'd wanted.
The Hero of Time grabbed the bottle he snagged from the table, and downed it in what was a few gulps.
"Hey, Gaylord!" Wario shouted, having emerged on land in near the tent Link was heading back to. "Where do you think you're going?"
Link did not like innuendo that addressed him as gay. He was married, he had a daughter at home, and they were at his inlaws for the weekend. He tossed the bottle in the air slightly, only enough for it to spin a good few times and allow him to catch it by the narrow open end.
"I'm going to…"
Was all Wario could say, before the bottle collided with the side of his head, having been thrown at a speed great enough to knock his fat ass out.
"I'm not gay." Link said, walking by the unconscious Wario.
Along the shoreline, Mario was wearing his Isle Delfino get up, sunglasses included. Next to him was the Princess Peach, enjoying another nice and peaceful day. In the distance, he could hear something in the water.
"Brother! Come swimming! The water is-a great!" Luigi said, floating on his back.
"Yeah, Peach come on in!" Daisy said, next to submerge, next to Luigi.
"Why not Mario?" Peach asked, nudging his arm.
"Yeah Mario." Bowser said, emerging in swimtrunks with flames all over them. "It's fun."
Mario was a bit confused, he sat up and looked at Bowser. "You want me to have-a fun? …are you high or something Bowser?" Mario asked, looking at his arch rival.
"Hey, I can be a very fun and laid back guy when YOU AREN'T RUINING MY PLANS TO TAKE OVER THE KINGDOM!" Bowser said, crossing his arms.
"Alright, besides, I'm sure Lucario wouldn't mind additional space with-a more people in the water."
"…Wait, you invited Lucario?" Bowser asked, surprised.
"Yes, he was a member of brawl, the only two I didn't invite were Ness and Lucas, as I was told they were at-a camp or something." Mario said, shrugging.
"Well… I may have…" Bowser said, muttering something.
"What?" Mario asked, not hearing what Bowser said.
"Well, I maybe… sorta…" Bowser said, muttering again.
"What is it Bowser?"
"I INVITED MEWTWO."
Everyone was stunned silent for a minute.
"You're-a fucking me right, if so, you're doing it wrong." Mario said, shaking his head, knowing what would unfold when they arrived.
"Sorry, we made a good team back in Melee."
"You BLEW UP the old Melee building!"
"You teamed up Doctor you! That wasn't fair!" Bowser said, crossing his arms. "Besides, let's not worry about that, let's just get some swimming in."
"Fine… let me just get my…" Mario began, before he was lifted up by Bowser, who handed him his swim trunks.
"I found these in one of your boxes." Bowser said, walking into the shallow waters.
"Why were you-a going through my stuff?" Mario asked, wondering what Bowser was doing.
"No real reason." Bowser said, securing his arms around Mario's ankles. "Alright…"
"SPLISH… SPLASH… TAKE A…" Bowser began, swinging Mario back and forth, "BATH!"
With that, Bowser tossed Mario a great distance out over the lake.
"WAAAHAHAHAHAAA!" Mario yelled out, flying through the air, and landing with a massive splash.
"Oops… oh well, he can swim… most of the time… oh well, I'm sure he'll be fine!" Bowser said, jumping into the air.
"CANON BALL!"
Luigi and Daisy dove underwater to escape being submerged, and Daisy ran back to her tent to find her clothes, and to escape the wave.
Prince Ralis and Ruto however got to see the massive wave form in front of them.
"Thank the goddesses we can breathe underwater." Ruto said, smiling.
Prince Ralis had started running however. "Yeah! But that wall of water is going to hit us like concrete!"
With that, the sage Ruto looked up at the wall of water as it was about to engulf her.
"Son of a Bit…"