Just a quick drabble that I thought of while doing homework…yes, I'm THAT bored.
Warning: Yaoi, crack, OOC-ness
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, Sasuke does.
"...Excuse me?" Sasuke stared at his blonde teamate as if he'd gone insane, which mind you wasn't a far off conclusion at all.
"He likes you!" Naruto beamed at Sasuke, blindingly bright smile shining.
Sasuke was disturbed by two things. One, why the hell was Naruto telling him this? They were supposed to be 'bonding' according to Kakashi, but he suspected that he just needed an excuse to not have to be there to train them. And two, he?
"And who exactly would 'he' be?" Naruto had a rather mischievous glint in his eyes before rubbing his chin, trying to make it look as if he ws thinking.
"Welll...He's known you for quite a long time. You guys have always been in closecontact." Naruto started walking around Sasuke and winked at him when he said the word 'close'.
"He's always near you when you're sparring, but he never gets to touch you, there's always something in his way." As Naruto said this he got a little too close to a certain duck-assed hair Uchiha.
"He likes you very much, he even dreams about you! Whenever you're near him, he gets really excited..." Naruto pushed his face close to Sasuke's and grinned cheekily.
Sasuke was no idiot, well not THAT much of an idiot. He could tell from all the dobe's hints who he was talking about exactly.
About freaking time the dobe said something.
Sasuke caught Naruto in a heated kiss and pushed him to the ground. He straddled the blonde and ravished his lips before parting for air.
"Sasuke..."
"Dobe, what do you mean we don't touch when we spar? We always touch, and up until now it's been driving me crazy not being able to throw you to the ground and take right there everytime your hand brushed against mine..." Sasuke growled and nibbled on Naruto's neck. He stopped though when he heard Naruto laughing.
"What's so funny idiot?"
"I wasn't talking about me! Well technically I wasn't. But I also like you a lot!" Sasuke gave Naruto an odd look, expecting an explanation.
"I was talking about this little guy!"
Naruto proceeded to point at his crotch.
Never had the village of Konoha ever heard such a loud slap. Even the Godaime was impressed with how hard Sasuke had slapped Naruto.
Yeah…REALLY short but I was bored XD Review pls