Sorry it took so long! I hope you like it!

It didn't take long before everyone in town heard about the new "arrangement". Soon Ralph and Alf were at the Douglass' door to chat with the new Mr. Douglass.

"Yesam—this closet door is still broken" Eb said assuredly, as the door fell to the floor with a slam. "I've been too nice to you two!"

"But Mr. Doug—" Alf began

"No Buts! Heck, I could'a gotten this done by now mysel—I mean…well, I'm gonna do this myself!" Eb said with conviction. "And this roof! And these walls! And, gee, I bet I could get all this done!"

It didn't take long before Eb (or the new ) had the door to the closet fixed along with all of the daily chores. He even had time to yell at that lazy 'Eb' kid for not doing his half of the work.

Mrs. Douglass shouted from the shower: "Oliver!"

Eb ran and turned off the water.

Lisa hopped out and dried herself off as Eb peeked through the window. She was so beautiful, and he could see the sun shining off of her wet skin. He loved how she always left her makeup and underwear on in the shower.

It didn't take long before she made her way into the house, and found the closet door fixed.

Although she was somewhat surprised, she knew that Eb was just the man to get her house into the condition she wanted it. "Oh, Oliver," she called, to which Eb came running, "Start on the vall next please." She said, trailing her slender finger up his chest, teasing him with a slight purr to her voice.

"Yes Ma'am! I-I mean…" Eb cleared his throat, "Sure Lisa. But this is a farm, and there's a lot of work to be done." Eb prepared his best impression of Mr. Douglass: "Farmers are the backbone of America…"

Lisa cut him off, "Olivaa" she whispered in his ear, "It's getting late…" she walked to the bed.

"Uhhh Yeah! But uhh, I haven't even had my supper!"

Lisa had a plan: "Oh, vell dhere are hot cakes in dhere if you vant dhem"

Eb's stomach gurgled at the mention of those rubbery things, "Well, I guess I am quite tired. That darned Eb kid didn't even come out of the barn today!" Eb joked.

Lisa pulled him down next to her: "Don't be too hard on him…"

"Well, I just can't have lazy workers! It's tough to run a farm—especially one as bad as this! When I get enough money I'm…"

"But we have plenty of money Olivaa"

"Oh, hehe, yeah. I forgot" Eb began to realize what was going to happen. He was conflicted: he had called her 'mom' and him 'dad' before…she had been the one to support his decision to want to get engaged in the past…she had always stood up for him…she…

"Oh Olivaa"

"Yes, Lisa" Eb sighed…she was beautiful

"Stop talking, start smooching!"

The two began as Eb was young and eager, but Lisa soon pushed him away before anything too serious: "Not tonight dah-ling. I'm too pooped" she said, before rolling over and falling asleep.

In some ways Eb was glad, but his head still spun with delight from this few kisses. With a smile on his face he quickly fell asleep.