Chapter 5: First Day of School Part 2
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What was in the cafeteria was firstly a whole bunch of eyes, staring at me. Not exaggerating, but every single pair of eyes was aimed in my direction (Apart from Emmett, Rose, Jasper, and Alice).
"I am officially creeped out now" I whispered to Edward, he just laughed.
We got food. Well I did, he just got his props. And after a while everybody noticed I wasn't going to do anything unusual, like randomly start talking like those blue and pink unicorns from Charlie the Unicorn, and looked away.
When the attention was taken off of us, that's when the real fun began.
Alice informed me that she was going to kidnap me on Friday and tonight in order to go shopping with me and Melanie, and while she was informing me that there was no way out of it other than my inevitable change into a vampire, Emmett was analyzing a corndog very carefully.
I knew something was up the moment he started to pay attention to something that he really shouldn't be for more than two seconds.
And I almost saw it before it happened. As Jasper got up to go dump the props on his tray, Emmett, before Alice could stop him, shoved the corn dog down Jasper's jeans.
He screamed like a girl the drop the tray with props, grabbed the coke can off Alice's tray shook it at vampire speed then grinned evilly at Emmett.
"You are so getting it." He growled and Emmett started running out of the Cafeteria with Jasper on his heels spraying coke all over his back, with a corndog left on the floor.
We could not stop laughing.
Lunch continued, and we say nothing more of either Emmett or Jasper.
Nearing the end of lunch we saw Mr. Greene leading Jasper and Emmett into the office, Jasper had ketchup and mustard stains all over him, and Emmett was covered in various pops. But the good news was they were both laughing.
I walked to Bio with Edward, since we both had that class together. The teacher wasn't in the class yet turns out his wife's water broke a minute before class started, so we had no teacher.
"So what class do you have after this?" Edward asked. I checked my schedule.
"Health with Mr. Greene," He started laughing at me.
"What?" I asked seeing nothing wrong with what I just said.
"Enjoy that class Emmett and Jasper are in it, A solid hour of our, oh so kind, principal giving various versions of the "birds and bees" talk." My jaw dropped.
"And how many kids take this class?" I asked completely horrified.
"With you now a grand total of 8, Mike, Tyler, Eric, Emmett, Jasper, you, Melanie, and Chuck," I groaned. Not only would it be a class of only birds and bees talk, but my parents were in it too.
"My life officially sucks my next class and shopping. I rather go do polka again." He laughed and pulled me in to a comforting hug.
Unfortunately no matter how much you want time to stop, it goes even faster, with the exception of a one Mr. Eric Yorkie.
"Hi, you're Isabella right? The new girl, I'm Eric the eyes and ears of this place." He told me it sounded like he rehearsed that line all day.
"Hey, it's just Bella though." I told him.
"So I see you have no trouble making friends. Well besides me of course, me and Edward here are tight. Right Ed?" He said holding his hand up for a high five.
I had to try not from laughing. Edward just stared at him.
"Don't leave me hanging here Ed." Eric pushed, and tried to nudge him.
Edward just kept staring at him.
"Well fine then, be like that, don't worry honey he's a prude anyway. I will catch you later." He told me with a wink.
Before he walked away, before he even turned around Edward said.
"Your ploy to get into her pants is really transparent, Yorkie, you can tell all of her new fan club that to." Edward told him with a evil smirk. Eric blushed bright red, and walked away.
"My hero," I said sarcastically to Edward he just gave me a crooked smile. And then the bell rang.
Instead of walking to health I felt more like I was walking to the gallows, at least it was raining so it matched my mood.
Emmett was already there with Jasper, Emmett was wearing a graphic design grey t-shirt, and Jasper had on a whole new outfit.
"Jazz…um" I tried to question he just said one word.
"Alice" And that made me laugh. Health wasn't that bad today, but tomorrow we get lectured about contraception, and why we shouldn't use it because abstinence was ideal.
I told Lauren that I didn't need a ride back to Suzy's house. All she said was "Ok just remember what I said."
I sighed. Everyone had left the parking lot but we had to stay behind because Alice and Edward got into a fight during their last class and managed to bring Emmett into it which left me waiting with Rose and Jasper, while they severed a detention, Silly vampires.
So I was sitting at a picnic table doodling while Rose criticized what poor colour scheme Alice chose for Jaspers out fit.
"Jasper yellow just isn't your colour. You'd think Alice was colour-blind with what she chose." Rose said.
"I am not colour blind." Alice yelled from inside building three, which made me and Jasper laugh.
"Watch this." Jasper said.
"Okay if your not color blind then you would know only gold would work on him yet it could wash him out, not unless it was a hint of gold with a majority of white or black which would bring out his eyes perfectly. And black jeans with a yellow t-shirt, light blue Alice, always light colours with yellow." Rose huffed.
"Liar, although I totally agree with you on the shirt, but it just so happened when someone was tuning up Emmett's jeep she happened to use the emergency light blue jeans that were in the truck, which would never look good on Emmett and Chuck because their hair is too dark and on Edward it would just be all wrong." She said back through the wall but we heard it perfectly.
"Emergency outfits?" I asked Rose.
I heard their teacher walk in and say they were dismissed. Alice came out first. Walked up to us and said "Yes Bella, every car we own has an emergency outfit for all of us including Esme and Carlisle, just in case we have a scene like we had today at lunch." She shot an accusing glare at Emmett. "This is also another reason why we have to go shopping, so we can get some emergency outfits for you."
I looked at Edward and mouthed 'help me'. Alice eyes glazed over for a quick second, then she yelled "Edward don't you dare" In quicker than I thought possible. He picked me up and was running down the road as he threw his keys to Rose and said "You drive."
I was laughing the entire time especially when Alice tried to run after him, but her tight jean skirt and 4 inch Jimmy Choo heels wouldn't allow it.
He kept running with me on his back until we reached a little clearing in the forest, a meadow.
An: Finished another one Woo.
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