Welcome back! Please, enjoy the torture.


Destiny: Okay, I'll pay you, no no, you pay me 80$ to kick Christopher in the nuts. Do we have a deal, or not?

Jill: We have a deal. (Gives Destiny 80$)

Destiny: Oh Christopher!

Chris: What?

Destiny: (Uses mutation tail to "kick" Chris in the nuts)

Wesker: Well, now I believe you're my sister.

Chris: DAMN IT! OW!

Wesker: This is very enjoyable.

Chris: WHY ARE YOU ENJOYING MY PAAAAAAAIN?

Destiny: I have nothing else better to do.

Phone: Bless me, with the, leaf off of the tree. On it, I see, the freedom reign.

Claire: Really? Devils Never Cry is the ringtone?

Destiny: Burn in Hell, Redfield. Hello? Hey, our first caller!

Vampiregirl2009: Put me in there! I want to join the fun.

Destiny: Well then, please welcome Vampiregirl!

Vampiregirl: (Comes in and kicks Wesker in the nuts)

Wesker: [Beep]! (Falls on ground writhing in pain with Chris)

Destiny: HAHA! That was even funnier than kicking Chris!

Leon: You hit him with a tail.

Destiny: Tail from my mutation. Hell, I don't even know what animal it came from.

Wesker: Reptile.

Phone: Bless me, with the, leaf off of the tree. On it, I see, the freedom reign. Praise to my father, blessed by the water. Crown me, with the, leaf off of the tree.

Destiny: Hello?

Hazel1406: Well I remember making a dare a long time ago in another "Show" like this(in which they never got to it, and probably won't). So here goes MY DARE:

I dare Wesker to have a pillow fight against Claire and Rebecca in payback of getting bitchslapped (Claire) and getting shot (Rebecca).

WITH ONE CATCH.

Wesker has to wear a very short black dress and very very VERY high black heels and, may I add, MAY NOT USE HIS POWERS. The girls may wear whatever they want. Let this be something to remember!

(well this should be good)

Destiny: Oh. Oh dear. My brother. Um, okay.

Claire: Oh, revenge.

Rebecca: Wonderful.

Wesker: Why do I have to wear the dress and heels?

Destiny: I'm joining in!

Wesker: WHAT? WHY?

Destiny: YOU FREAKING ABANDONED ME WHEN YOU LEFT FOR AFRICA! THEN YOU GET YOUR DAMN HEAD BLOWN OFF!

Wesker: BLAME REDFIELD!

Destiny: I DO BLAME HIS STUPID SELF! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO LEFT ME IN A GOD DAMN HOSPITAL WITH OLD PEOPLE! Not that I hate them, BUT STILL!

Steve: Wow. You must hate him.

Destiny: Somewhat. He is the only one who raised me since I was little. So, (grabs very fluffy pillow and hands three more to Claire, Rebecca, and her brother) you guys ready?

Chris: Wesker doesn't have the stuff on! And he trying to escape!

Destiny: WHAT? (100 tails grow out from behind her. She grows claws, fangs, and crstal like spikes grow out of her back) Albert!

Wesker: Damn!

Destiny: (Fires the crstal spike out of her back and her brother) Get back here!


Wesker: NO!(Impaled by spikes)


Destiny: (Drags Wesker toward her brothe into a closet and comes out with him wearing an insanely short dress and insanely high heels)

Wesker: What the Hell happened?

Leon: Your sister just shot some spike things into your back. And they're still there.

Destiny: (Trying to hold back laughter) O-Okay. Hehehe, let's get this going. (Hits Wesker in the face with her pillow)

Claire: My turn! (Hits Wesker so hard he gets buried into the floor) Cool!

Rebecca: Well I don't give a flying crap! I hitting him! (Pulls Wesker out of the floor and hits him into the wall) Glad that's off my chest.

Wesker: Ow...

Destiny: Um, I think we tramatized him. (Pokes her brother, who just twitches) Yeah, we did.

Chris: Can I please shoot him?

Destiny: What do I care? Go right ahead.

Chris: (Shoots Wesker until he runs out of ammo) That was fun.

Destiny: Please continue to call in if you want Chris to attack my brother again. Oh, we have an announcer now. His name is Mikey.

Mikey: Next week: What'll Chris do when Wesker is allow his revenge?

Chris: What?

Destiny: Bye!


Terms for this show: Next Week= Next Update, Call= Review, Caller= Reviewer. Until I can think of more, that's it. Also, written in one day! The best I've ever done! Please call in!