Chapter 9: What?

So, Edward and I walked out of the room. Or more like, he walked out of the room, I was being carried everywhere by him, bridal style. Not that I minded.

He was deliberately walking slowly, slower than a human pace.

"Why so slow Edward…Do you have a problem you want to walk off?" I said suggestively trying to keep a straight face, but I was cracking.

"No, I just like holding you." He said sweetly, planting sweet kisses all over my face.

"Down boy," I said laughing as I pushed away his face. He was having none of that. At that point he did put me down only to pin me to a wall. He pinned me to the wall so he could thoroughly attack my lips.

"Do you really want me down?" He said his voice, oh god that voice. Wait. Did he actually just say that?

"Ya…downstairs," I said ducking under his arm and running toward the stairs. But he was faster than me, so when I was half way down the stairs that lead to the room where there were voices. He caught me. When he caught me he wasn't all tag you're it, no not Mr. Born-in-1901, that wouldn't be how he rolled.

He caught me from behind and as I turned around he dipped me towards him, a passionately kissed me tongue and all.

I guess a girl really did try, try being the operative word, to get us to break apart by clearing her throat. It didn't work Edward hoisted me back up in his arms and I wrapped my arms around his neck totally immersed in kissing me.

We only broke apart when Esme pulled us apart.

"Children, there are guests." Esme said with a wicked grin. Then she whispered "Save that for later." Although whispering had as much as an affect of yelling did.

"Oh…" I said playing along like it was the first time I realized there were more people in the house.

"Who are you?" Tanya snarled at me.

"Tanya, is the any way to talk to my girlfriend?" Edward asked her while looking at me. I smiled up at him. I could see Esme trying not to laugh.

"WHAT?!?! GIRLFRIEND?!?!?!" I thought she said that apparently not.

"When…What…Huh?" She got out.

"We're home!" Emmett boomed from the door.

"Bella, you here?" Mel asked flying into the room, Alice danced in after her.

"Hello Tanya, Kate, Irina, Carmen and Eleazar." Jasper said politely.

"Hello everyone, Edward was just introducing me to his girlfriend." Tanya snarled.

Rose giggled and Chuck smiled and said "Really?" Alice obviously told him Edward's plan.

"Yes, I was. Tanya this is Bella. And Bella well you know who Tanya is already." Edward said.

I smiled at him.

"And when did you join the Cullens?" Eleazar asked me politely of course.

"She's no Cullen, she has a pulse, and if I'm not mistaken, I'd say she was human." Tanya spat again. Okay she pisses me off more than Lauren does.

"Half human," I told her. My anger rising.

"Still…" She said then looked over my shoulder to Edward. "Sucks she's still so fragile, if you want I'm always available for you. We could destroy a room and I wouldn't be hurt."

I snarled, and Melanie looked over to me, her smile widening.

"Be careful of what you say Tanya, my daughter is…dangerous." Mel said, "Which reminds me, I need to tell you the stalker story, Bella."

"I'm. So. Scared." Tanya said sarcastically.

"I'm going to ignore that." I snarled. She actually took a step back.

Smug I followed Mel to her room. Alice, Rose, Esme also followed I guess they liked this story, or had their input to add.

As soon as we were all situated Mel started.

"Well it all started last year when we came to town, No one would approach us at school, of course, but we had to go out on a camping trip soon, so that involved a trip to Mike's store. So naturally Rose and Carlisle went,"

Rose cut her off saying "He nearly jizzed in his pants when I first talked to him."

We all burst into a fit of giggles, Rose continued. Or at least she tried to continue that's when I heard Edward calling me.

"Excuse me." I said "Edward's calling me." The other's just looked at me confused.

"He is?" Esme asked. I nodded, wondering what I was missing.

It didn't take me long to find him, he was in his room, with Tanya.

"You didn't actually think I'd given up on you Edward did you?" She asked batting her eyelashes.

"Give it a rest Tanya, and to be honest I didn't think that, quiet opposite actually." He responded.

She placed her hand on his chest; I saw his facial expression twist into one of fury.

Before anything else happened, I decided I'd seen enough and I intervened.

"Edward?" I called, pushing my way into the room.

I looked at him he was smiling at me that amazing crooked smile that could've brought me to my knees.

"Bella, what is it?" He said coming to wrap me in his arms. I snaked my arms around his neck. That's when I decided to get pay back at him for earlier.

"I'm so wet for you right now." I whispered in his ear. Then I nipped his ear and I didn't stop. I just kept going along his cheek, until I reached the corner of his cool mouth. At that point he picked me up so I could hook my legs around his hips. And I felt the hard granite of his skin, even harder with excitement, against my core.

Even if I tried I couldn't hold back the moan that was partly muted by his lips.

"Ahem," Tanya said. I broke away from his lips.

"Oh," I blushed, and inwardly grinned. "Sorry Tanya your arrival did interrupted us earlier I didn't quiet get my…bucket of cold water though."

"I second that." Edward said.

"I'd third that, but watching my daughter make out with my best friend, is, and also really nasty." Mel surprised us.

"Oh, I'm sorry." I said blushing even more.

"Oh I don't care about the making out bit, but I do care about the story I have to tell." She said. I laughed.

So she took me back to the room, it started first with Rose then Alice, then Esme, and finally her. They all showed him a little more of their un-human side.

"So I'm guessing when he woke up, after I caressed him all night long. He got over it." Mel finished.

I could not stop laughing, it was too priceless.

"I still can't believe you grabbed his crotch though Alice." Rose exclaimed a little in awe still, she shrugged indifferently.

"I bet Jazz liked that." I guessed.

"Oh I paid for it, don't worry, or more like our bed paid for it, but that was a fun night." Alice said.

"Nothing like rough sex, eh Esme?" I'm sure if Esme could blush she would.

"Girls shush," She tried to silence them but they were having none of that.

"Come on what is the kinkiest place you've done it?" Mel asked.

"In Carlisle's office, with the door open." Esme said.

"Roof of the school," Rose told us.

"Park teeter-totter," Alice admitted, "During the day,"

"Easy, Church where Chuck and I got married, it was in the priest's office while we did that pre-marital course thing." Mel said "After he became a vampire."

I remained silent.

"Bella?" Rose asked.

"I haven't, ever; with anyone actually Edward was technically my first kiss." I said I was definitely blushing.

"How fitting virgin for the virgin," Mel said.

"Well girls I do believe we left our guests unattended. Shall we go now?" Esme rescued me. Thank you what ever higher power.

"Oh, well she won't be for long." Alice said cryptically. Damn physic.

I looked at the clock on Melanie's wall it read 20 past 5. I should go.

When I walked out of the room Edward was there.

"I can drive you." He said. I thought he couldn't read my mind.

"I thought y-" I started but he cut me off.

"No, I wish. But I can read Alice's, she saw you ask." I smiled special powers.

We got to the garage, and got in his Volvo the least flashy of cars in there.

The ride to the house was peaceful, some instrumental playing. When we got to the house I saw an unfamiliar car in the drive.

Edward sighed.

"What's wrong?" I asked him.

"Would it be okay if I came back later tonight?" He asked.

I didn't even hesitate. "Of course you can."

"Then I'll see you tonight." And with that he took my face in his hands and square on kissed me.

I left the car a little dazed; it took a second to clear my head. What was that? I thought we were only pretending to be a couple for Tanya's sake. We were alone then. God men are so confusing.

I stumbled up to the door of the house.

Lauren threw open the door before I could even touch the door knob.

"Finally you're here. Jess let's go, Bella's here." She said the blonde duo then were getting in Lauren's car and taking off.

"Uh," I was lost for words.

"Sucks you have to live with her. Lauren is a bitch." A husky voice startled me.

I put my hand to my heart even though my pulse didn't speed up.

"You scared me." I got out a little breathlessly.

"Sorry, you must be Bella, I'm Jacob. Jacob Black."

An: Done the 9th chapter.

I'm getting good at this, well not that good. I'm so mean, any-who hope you like it. I don't own anything. R&R please, I'll give you a really big virtual hug for it.

PS. I had a review a little while back say that female vamps can't have kids. Well I didn't know that until after BD came out, this was published way before that, well not way like a month or something like that. But thank you any way for the tip. If you want to give me any tips, pointers, and/or ideas please do in a review.

And sorry for any spelling errors, and the long AN.