Disclaimer: I only own Destiny, her BOW army, and Lucas and his pack. And his cute little son! And Destiny and Chris's son-from-the-future-who-talks-through-the-phone! Please do enjoy this episode.
Destiny: Oh God. Therepy did not help one bit. I told you I can't go there.
Wesker: Well, excuse me for trying to keep you from going insane on us!
Joseph: She already is, man. (Pets Lucas)
Lucas: Oh, behind the ear. Oh yeah, that's the spot!
Chris: I was afraid to go to sleep, last night.
Destiny: Dude, I was in some guy's office until I came here this morning! I didn't sleep at all! At least having nightmares means you get to sleep.
Phone: My hips don't lie and I'm startin' to feel ya, boy. Come on let's go, real slow, don't you see baby like this is perfecto.
Alexia: You just love dance songs, don't you?
Destiny: What? Hips Don't Lie is a damn good song. Hello?
Vampiregirl: Keep me in there and Leon and Steve fight over Claire and They fight and have Leon won because Steve is a whip and Leon and Claire forever.
Destiny: Cool. Another Cleon fangirl. Come on out, my zombie-fied friend!
Vampiregirl: (Latches onto Leon's head) Leon's brains!
Destiny: I did that once too after watching Night of the Living Dead.
Wesker: She did. She called herself a leech.
Destiny: Alright! Leon, Steve, fight for Claire Redfield! Someone and I don't care who, get coffee and toast so we can watch! The reason for toast and coffee is because I need something to wake up with! GO GO GO GO GO!
Everyone: (Get coffee, toast, and spots in stands at random boxing ring)
Chris: How'd you get this place?
Destiny: Holy crap, Brad! You made awsome coffee! From now on, you make all of our coffee!
Brad: Thanks!
Destiny: Anyway, I have Hunters and Cerberi guarding it, if that answers your question.
Chris: It does, thank you.
Destiny: You're welcome. Now, FIGHT FOR HER, BOYS! FIGHT FOR THE RIGHT TO BE THE FATHER OF HER BABIES!
Claire: HEY!
Destiny: What? It's the only way to get them to fight.
Leon: I'm gonna father her kids!
Steve: Like Hell you are!
(A very fierce battle for having Claire's children begins, with Leon killing Steve)
Wesker: Holy.
Destiny: F-ing.
Claire: Crap.
Sheva: Why kill him when he could have only kocked him out?
Destiny: Guys. You never know WHY they do the things they do. Back to the stage, guys!
/Stage/
Destiny: Dude, you shouldn't have killed him.
Leon: Well, I wanna be the father of Claire's kids. Every last one of them.
Destiny: Okay. {We'll see about that, Mister Kennedy. MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hey, that sounded cool!}
Phone: Mommy, we have someone calling!
Chris: Not again.
Destiny: Thanks. Hello?
Biohazardous Fears: Wait, I just realized this is a TRUTH or dare show... That means that... I CAN ASK TRUTH QUESTIONS TOO! Ok This will be fun!
Ok
Destiny, do you have feelings for Joseph?
Joseph, do you have feelings for Destiny?
Chris, what has been the worst dare you have done so far?
Jill, do you like Chris?
Mr. Cell Phone Child from the Future, is there a dare that leads to your birth?
Rebecca, why am I asking all of these questions?
Ada, why the heck do you not have any dares yet?
Destiny: Yes. This is a TRUTH or DARE show. And to answer your question for me: No. I simply feel sorry for the way he died and he is a good friend of mine.
Joseph: What she said.
Chris: The one where I ended up with Wesker screwing me. It STILL hurts.
Jill: I'm not telling you!
Destiny: (Aims pointed spike at Jill)
Jill: Okay, I like him! But only as a friend!
Chris: Damn!
Phone: Oh, I can't say. It might make chances of me living go down until it's possible that I won't be in Mommy's belly, or that Daddy won't be my daddy! Or I might not be born!
Destiny:... Now I feel guilty.
Phone: Sorry, Mommy.
Destiny: It's fine. Now, ANSWER BECCA!
Rebecca: Because you wanted to?
Phillip: Let's go with that.
Ada: No one's dared me yet. Thank God.
Destiny: SEND IN DARES FOR ADA! I BEG OF YOU! I HATE HER! TORTURE HER FOR THE GOOD OF THE WORLD! Sorry! Needed it out of my system.
Phone: There's another one, Mommy!
Destiny: Thank you! Hello?
Digicat99: HI! I dare every girl in resident evil (You could too Destiny) kick Wesker in the nuts or kill him, maybe both. Oh and if you have time go ahead and kick or kill any other males =3
Destiny: Hi right back! Okay, girls! Charge! (Leads every female to Wesker, and they all kick him in the "happy place and sack")
Wesker: Why?
Jill: I don't know why. But I'm having fun! (Kicks Wesker in the head)
Chris: This is fun to watch.
Destiny: Chris, come with me.
Chris: What? Why?
Destiny: So this kid can be born.
Wesker: A child born from guilt. How wonderful.
Phone: Yay! I'm gonna be in Mommy's belly!
Destiny: Yep. Let's go, Redfield.
/A very long time later/
Lucas: Dude, you didn't come out of there for TWO WHOLE FREAKING DAYS!
Destiny: I wanted to ensure I'd get pregnate.
Phone: Hello, goodbye! See you in Hell!
Wesker: Wow.
Destiny: Hush. Hello?
Cheresy: w thx for choosing my random dare!
Oh, oh and when I get to be in an (awesome) episode, I'd like to kick Chris in the nuts with a crowbar xD
Ok thx, bai~
Destiny: Please welcome, Cheresy!
Cheresy: (Runs onto stage and wams a crowbar in between Chris's legs) PWN, Redfield! (Runs off)
Destiny: Okay, that was funny. Please join again next episode. And please hope that I am prego. Also, Biohazardous Fears, that answers your question. He was born out of guilt.
Junior: Please yip! Call in!
Yeah, he's gonna be born from the guitly Destiny had in her heart. Please do call in! Junior is SO F-ING CUTE! I'm mental, I know.