Disclaimer: I only own Destiny, her BOW army, and Lucas and his pack. And his cute little son! And Destiny and Chris's son! Please do enjoy this episode. Also, rice is good. That is our random quote for today.
Chris: (Softly humming to Destiny while petting her belly)
Wesker: (Staring daggers at the two)
Destiny: Damn it Brad Vickers!
Brad: What?
Destiny: You can make coffee and smoothies? You are the the chef from now on, man!
Brad: Thanks!
Phone: There's a plot line somewhere here. But I just. Can't see it. Where are you hiding, plot line? Come on out. I won't hurt you.
Sheva: Better than the normal songs.
Destiny: Eh. Too tired to yell. Hello?
Tyrant Wolf: (2 Lazy 2 Login)
oh my! now what is this? playing hide and seek are we? well now that I found this it's time to give some RE charictars Hell! MUAHAHAHA! *ehem*
Wesker - dance the chicken dance in public wearing onley pink underwear! and don't forget to cluck while you dance!
Chris - take the video of Wesker dancing, post it on youtube, and then go jump off the statue of liberty into a pool of very VERY hungry pirana's!
Alfred - have a staring contest with the man who never blinks
Chris/Wesker - after you guy's are done with the other dares watch "2 girls and 1 cup" (I wanna see who starts screaming first)
enjoy public hummiliation/torture/pain BYE!
Destiny: Cool. Now. Time to dress up, Albert!
Wesker: Stay the Hell away from me, Destiny.
Claire: Can you do it for me, Wesky?
Chris: (Whispers to Destiny) You're making act like that to him, aren't you?
Destiny: To piss off Leon. If she has his kid before she has the chance to have Leon's, then we can hear him whine like a little girl who just had her heart broken by her long time boyfriend.
Chris: Detailed. I like that.
Destiny: Don't try it, Redfield.
Wesker: GET THE DAMN SUIT AWAY FROM ME!
Destiny: (Forces her brother to wear the suit) Done. Now, go innto the public and dance the Chicken Dance and don't forget to cluck like one! Chris, here's my camera. Don't lose it.
Chris: Got it. (Takes camera and shoves Wesker out the door)
/Random Street/
Wesker: (Dances to the Chicken Dance and clucks with people pointing and laughing at him)
Chris: Oh the BLACKMAIL! This is soooo going on YouTube the minute I walk in the door!
/Stage/
Chris: (Runs to computer and uploads video onto YouTube) HOLY CRAP! 8100 VIEWS IN UNDER A MINUTE!
Destiny: Nice. Simply nice. Now, Chris.
Chris: Yeah yeah. Give me a minute. (Grabs ticket to NYC and leaves)
Destiny: I wanna go there sometime. We can go there for our vacation chapter!
Jill: When will that be?
Destiny: Dunno. Thinking next episode, but we can still do dares. Not much of a vacation, though. Oh well. I've had worse.
Wesker: Like the time you ate the bathroom soap because it was shaped like a Hershey's bar?
Destiny: Shut up. Stupid soap.
/Statue of Liberty/
Chris: MYLASTWORDSAREILOVEJILL! (Falls into pirahna infested tank, and is eaten)
/Stage/
Destiny: (Laughing)
Claire: Wow. How... unromantic.
Wesker: She can't breath.
Destiny: I'm cool. I'm cool. (Revives Chris and teleports him back)
Chris: (Has a pirahna on his butt) Get this thing off me.
Destiny: Dinner! (Painfully yanks it off of Chris) Oh, yum yum fish!
Junior: Some! Some!
Destiny: Aw. Here ya go, little guy. (Gives good sized chuck of fish to Junior, who gobles it up in a cute fashion) So cute! Let's move on!
Alfred: Why?
Destiny: (Grabs Glock and points it at his head) BECAUSE YOU WERE DARED TO DO IT! SUCK IT UP AND DO YOUR DARE! Man, do I hate hormones. And yes, I'm going to have the kid. Born of guilt. Man.
Man Who Never Blinks: Hey Destiny.
Destiny: Hi MWNB! You get to go up against that dufus over in the corner. [A/N Destiny does not really know The Man Who Never Blinks. I did this for the show for comedic purposes. Thank you.]
Lucas: (Grabs Alfred and pulls him in front of MWNB) Now, BEGIN!
/After eight hour staring contest/
Leon: How long have they at it?
Destiny: Eight, going on nine hours. Longest contest I've ever seen. Even if we did stop watching and go to watching movies about zombies.
Ada: The irony is thick, isn't it?
Wesker: Very.
Lucas: Damn. That chick's head was biten off!
Phillip: Brutal.
Destiny: So? (Grabs a handful of dust and blows it in Alfred's face)
Alfred: AH! DAMN IT! (Blinks and loses)
MWNB: Thanks. I was getting bored. Bye.
Destiny: You're welcome. See ya!
MWNB: (Leaves)
Chris and Wesker: Oh dear God. (Shoved into room witb video tape)
Beta Cerberus: (Growls something to Lucas)
Lucas: Damn it! Junior stay here where it's safe! I'll be back guys! Some Sphinx are closing in! And it'll be brutal! (Runs off with the Beta following)
Leon: Sphinx?
Destiny: Zombie cats. We had to think of something, right?
Jill: She has a point if you think about it.
Chris: (Panting hungrily)
RE Girls: You pervert!
Destiny: Oh, my poor belly and my poor baby. How can he like that?
Claire: He's my brother. I have a pervert for a brother.
Destiny: Yeah. And I have a tyrant for a brother.
Wesker: HOLY HELL! WHY DID YOU MAKE ME WATCH THIS?
Destiny: He lost. You can come out now.
Chris: Few more minutes.
Destiny: (Pulls Chris out of the room)
Chris: I'm done anyway.
Re Girls:...
Destiny: I'm washing my hands. (Goes to bathroom)
Lucas: (Comes stumbling in) We... we won!
Leon: Why're you so beat up?
Lucas: A number of them kept jumping on me. The rest of the pack is safe, as well.
Junior: Mommy okay?
Cerberus Alpha Female: Yes, my son. I'm alright.
Destiny: His mate's name is Flower.
Flower: Hello. Junior, how about we go and check up on the others while your father does his secondary job?
Junior: Okay! Bye Daddy! (Runs off with his mother)
Lucas: I love them so.
Phone: Somebody call 911! Shawty fire burnin' on the dance floor, oh wo oh!
HUNK: Wow.
Destiny: SHUT YOUR MOUTH BEFORE I BITE YOUR HEAD OFF! JUST CAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE TO HAVE FUN DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN GO BASHING ON OTHERS' FUN TIMES! Hello?
Hidden By Shadow: Ada - Since you seem to run away from Leon whenever opportunity knocks, now you have to go through the events of Resident Evil's 2, 4 & the GameBoy Gaiden game as well as Darkside Chronicles taking Leon's place. And you only get a basic handgun. No grapple gun and any other weapons you'll have to find as you go.
Wesker - You're going through the events of EVERY Resident Evil game ever released and you only get a knife and no other weapons at all and only a few health items (and be grateful I'm giving you the knife and the health items - I could have dared you to go through with just your bare fists) Oh, and before I forget, you won't be able to use your powers either!
Alexia - Since Alfred impersonated you to make it appear as if you were alive, it's your turn to do the same for him. Oh, and you're going to be judged by Claire, Steve and Chris. You have to convince them you're Alfred by demonstrating skills that you think Alfred has. If they think you do well, you get cake. If you don't do well, Chris is going to chuck you in an ant hill head first, in your dragonfly form. Enjoy!
Alfred - You have to watch Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho. That is all.
Steve - You have to have your hair cut by a zombie hairdresser.
William Birkin - For being such a deadbeat dad, you're going through the events of Silent Hill 1 on hard difficulty until you can prove you can be a responsible parent. Oh, and the judges are Claire Redfield, Leon S. Kennedy and your daughter. Good luck.
Destiny: FINALLY! A DARE FOR ADA! THANK YOU HIDDEN BY SHADOW! THANK YOU! Sorry for the outburst. (Grabs piece of paper and scribbles something down)
Wesker: What did you write?
Destiny: Nothing for Ada to see. Heheheheh.
Leon: I don't like that laugh.
Phillip: It makes her scary! She reminds me of my mom before someone blew her brains out!
Destiny: Phillip was born a Tyrant. I made him age rapidly.
Chris: Now that's creepy.
Destiny: BYE ADA! (Sends Ada into RE 2) Quick! Get the popcorn!
/After many brutal hours of watching Ada die and Destiny laughing sadisticly at her/
Ada: Never... AGAIN! (Passes out)
Destiny: I'm making cookies.
Wesker: {Sweet! Her cookies are the best!}
Jill: He's smirking. Why is he smirking?
Destiny: Dunno. But, who's next, hm?
Everyone: (Points to Wesker)
Wesker: DAMN IT!
Phillip: He's mad about not being able to use his powers.
/After a few more hours, which included Destiny passing out and having to freak out and check on her cookies/
Destiny: They need to cool down. I put them in the fridge.
Lucas: Who's our next victim?
Destiny: (Poofs up judges table) Look! I made it go poof!
Krauser: There should be a limit to how much suge you consume.
Destiny: BURN IN HELL! Oh look! Yagurt!
Leon: Yagurt? Don't you mean yogurt?
Destiny: I say it the way I want! Leave me alone!
Chris: Go on.
Claire: This is gonna be so weird.
Steve: I just wanna shoot her!
Destiny: And that's our opening statments from our judges! Brought to you by Cerberi: The best guard dogs. Even if they try to eat you.
Lucas: Ha. Funny.
Alexia:... I don't know what to do.
Claire: FAIL!
Steve: FAIL!
Chris: SWEET! ANT HILL TIME! (Grabs Alexia and stuffs her head in an ant hill, who then attack her)
Destiny: Those are fire ants.
Chris: Yeah, I know.
Phillip: Moving on from this.
Alfred: What?
Destiny: KEEP THE MOVIE THE HELL AWAY FROM ME! IT GIVES ME NIGHTMARES! ! (Hides behind Wesker) Psycho's gonna get me. He's gonna get MEEEEE!
Wesker: Calm down. He's not going to get you. I hope.
Lucas: The same kind of experience I had with a clown. Wasn't cool, either.
Destiny: TAKE IT AND LEAVE ME ALOOOOOOONE! (Climbs under Wesker shirt)
Chris: Wow. Although, that is one freaky movie.
Destiny: (Pokes head out of the neck) NO DUH, REDFIELD! (Pops head back in)
Alfred: (Watches movie all the way through) That wasn't so bad.
RE Cast:... (Mouths drop)
Claire: Of course. He's like the dude in the movie!
Destiny: Is it gone?
Wesker: Yes.
Destiny: YAY! (Wiggles out of Wesker's shirt) Thanks.
Wesker: Sure.
Destiny: NEXT VICTIM! It's okay, Steve. Bella's the best at her job! She cuts my hair for me!
Steve: Are you sure she won't try to eat me?
Destiny: Totally, man. Go ahead.
Steve: Okay.
Bella: (Skillfully cuts Steve's hair a tiny bit shorter than what it is) Done!
Steve: Wow! Thanks!
Bella: Welcome.
Lucas: Cool. Next!
Destiny: ARE YOU KIDDING? SH 1? Dude! He's gonna die! I can't beat it on HARD! I'm outta breath.
/After Seeing many grusome death scenes/
Sherry: Bad.
Claire: Worse.
Leon: Dude, you were terrible.
Birkin: I know. I'M A TERRIBLE FATHER!
Destiny: Not half as bad as mine. They abandoned me. That's why Albert took care of me my entire life. I made him see if we were related, too. We are. His is my big brother. I love to poke him. (Pokes her brother's arm) See.
Phone: !
Chris: HA! Oh, that's just wrong.
Destiny: Blame the internet and TV. Hello?
DigiCat99: Ada, since this is a truth or dare show, how many boyfriends did you have? I mean you had John, Leon, who knows if you dated Wesker O o And Billy, how did you managed to shoot the leaches off of Rebecca without shooting her? K now for dares =3. Wesker, if you like. You may have your revenge on the girls and maybe Chris from kicking ya in da happy place
Destiny: Answer da question.
Ada: Let's just say a lot.
Most of RE Cast: Just back away slowly. (Back away very slowly)
Ada: How I managed not to shoot her, I don't know.
Wesker: (Punches then kicks Chris)
Destiny: He won't hit girls. Or women. But he will beat a [beep]. Like Excella.
Wesker: Oh, how right is my little sister. (Punches Excella in the gut) You deserved it.
Phone: Father I can't find the way. You promised you'd be there when ever I needed you. Whenever I call your name, you're not anywhere.
Claire: Is that from the Lion King Musical?
Destiny: Yep. I really wanna go see it, too. Albert promised he'd take me, too.
Wesker: Fine. I'll take you.
Destiny: Shweet. Hello?
Vampiregirl/Wolfgirl: I need to cure,so have Cutie Chris cure me. I have a dare,Claire will tell us how she met Steve and is she in love with him or Leon?
Chris: Someone thinks I'm cute.
Destiny: Don't get ahead of yourself, Christopher.
Chris: Well, I'm cuter than Wesker. That's a known fact.
Lucas: (Spits out piece of bird he was eating) You did NOT just say that, Redfield.
Chris: Yes. I did.
Phillip: Destiny doesn't like anyone deeming themselves higher than her in certain catagories, and she blames her brother for making ehr think that. If that's true, you're DEAD Redfield. Play Again? Yes/No.
Destiny: Stop being a mimic, Phil. You are not a game.
Wesker: (Punches Chris in the face) You low level piece of [beep]! You are not [beeping] cuter than me! I'm so much more [beeping] cuter then your stupid [beep]!
Destiny: Lota cursing. Lota. Vampiregirl, come on out.
Vampiregirl: Chris, can you cure me please?
Chris: Sure! (Kindly cures Vampiregirl) There ya go!
Destiny: So, wait. We know how they met. They met on Rockfort Island while it was under attack from zombies and other BOWs. Than they go to Antartica where Steve gets mutated into a monster and Claire runs away form him. Then he comes to his senses and cuts Alexia's tentacle and save Claire, but has himself inpaled by Alexia. Then he returns to his human form and dies telling Claire his true feelings for her. It made me cry for hours.
Vampiregirl: Uh, thanks?
Destiny: Welcome.
Phone: Pickle. That is all.
RE Girls: (Giggle)
Chris: What? I don't get it.
Destiny: Guys don't normally get it. Unless, well, you know.
Chris: No I don't!
Destiny: Then never mind. Hello?
Fangedfrog: Truth: Does Wesker like cookies?
Destiny: (Takes one of her cookies, ties it up to a string, puts the string on the reel, and puts the cookie on the floor near her brother) Albert, look. One of my cookies.
Wesker: Ooo. Gimme! (Has string pulled away from him) Get over here, cookie!
Destiny: Does that answer your question? He doesn't like them. He LOVES them. Mostly mine.
Phone: Banana. Gimme that banana! Mmm, thank you!
RE Girls: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Wesker: I don't understand.
Destiny: Just... nevermind. Hello?
Talon Wade: Talon again. I dare Ada to fight all the B.O.W.s in existence to the death using only a knife, while wearing a Zero Suit Samus costume.
Destiny: Costume's in the back.
Ada: Thank you. (Puts on costume)
/Several hours later because I was lazy and didn't want to write all of it/
Destiny: She died! Oh yeah! She died! She's dead! And now I need to revive her. Yay. (Revives Ada)
Lucas: That was... mmmm. Just, no, comment.
Phillip: Yep.
Phone: The phone, the phone is ring-ing.
Destiny: WHO PROGRAMMED THAT INTO MY PHONE? (Flames shoot up around her)
RE Cast: NO ONE!
Destiny: (Mutters) Hello?
JillsPimp: May I add this is a great idea you have had and its entertaining. Anyways here's my dare.
Howdy Yall Names Jillspimp, I know everyone just loves Wesker and his amazing super powers. I just wonder how many 50 caliber rounds he can take from my M82A1. Can I kindly come on and shoot at him from about a mile away =D Please and thank you.
Destiny: Oh. Thank you. Nooooooow. welcome... JillsPimp!
Audience: (Cheers)
Leon: Ya know, I forgot they were there.
Destiny: Amazing how we can so easily forget things.
JillsPimp: Okay. Here goes! (Shoots Wesker 50 times)
Wesker: I'm fine.
JillsPimp: Wow. Well, thanks for having me on!
Destiny: You're very welcome.
JillsPimp: (Poofs away)
Destiny: You went poof!
Lucas: Well, that's our show. We all hope you enjoyed it. So, until next time.
Phillip: Please call in.
... Yeah, I don't know anymore. Well, please do call in.