Disclaimer: I only own Destiny, her BOW army, and Lucas and his pack. And his cute little son! And Destiny and Chris's son! Please do enjoy this episode. Also, never try go to NYC with Cloverfield nearby, it might think you're it's mother. That is our random quote for today. On with the show!
Destiny: Told you I'd take us to New York City!
Lucas: Yep! We are in the Big Apple! Now, where's Broadway?
Wesker: Um, I think it's that way. (Points just ahead of group)
Chris: No, it's that way. (Points to the right)
Leon: You're both wrong. (Points to the left) It's that way.
Destiny:... I'm gonna go get a map. (Goes to random store)
Jill: How wonderful is this? A place full of people.
Claire: And we're lost at that. And I don't trust taxis.
Destiny: Okay, guys. Albert was right, but so were the other two.
Wesker, Leon, and Chris: Huh?
Destiny: See. We go stright first, then turn right, go ahead a few blocks, then go left, and then we're there. Then we can go back to my vacation house.
/After Going in said directions and seeing the Lion King Musical/
Destiny: That was fun.
Phone: Even on vacation. Man, does that suck?
Ada: Oh come on!
Destiny: Shh! Hello?
Rebecca Is NOT Amused: I wanna join in too! :3
But, um, lets see...
Truth:
Leon, did you ever just want to beat the crap out of Ashley? Better yet, I dare him to do that using a shotgun, TMP, some gernades, a rocket launcher and Wesker as weapons.
I dare Ada to make out with Destiny too xD
-jumps out of the phone and hugs Rebecca for no reason-
Destiny: (Points gun at her head) I wish to apologize before my death to my brother. I am sorry for killing myself in front of you. Please forgive me. I wish to say sorry to my one-time lover, Chris. I am sorry for killing our unborn child. In your dieing moments, the two of us shall greet you and take you to the Afterlife. I want to say sorry to the Mortuus Silva pack. I leave all my things to you all. Goodbye, all. Also, you can't cause we on vacation. No guests this time.
Wesker: Gimme that. (Take gun away from Destiny)
Destiny: Way to kill the mood, Dearest Brother!
Ada: No.
Destiny: I'D RATHER DIE!
Wesker: RINA, you made my sister pout. And she really won't do it. (Chuckles, and is then hit with Junior)
Junior: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (Lands on Joseph's head) Hi!
Joseph: Hi, Junior!
Leon: I'll do mine. And yes. You do NOT KNOW HOW MUCH I WANTED TO [BEEP]ING HIT HER! SHE'S SO DAMN ANNOYING!
Ashley: Um, Leon. I'm right here.
Leon: I know. Now. (Grabs said weapons) Heheheheheh.
Destiny: Oooooooo! Leon had a evil laugh right there! Coolio!
/After Leon Attacking Ashley, and putting her into a Nurse from SH's care/
Destiny:... When and why the Hell are you here? Where's Pyramid Head? Why is he not not with you? Or a Puppet Doctor?
Nurse: (Shrugs)
Destiny: Wonderful. I gotta kiss some [beep] who probably lives in the goddamn gutters.
Ada: I don't live in the gutters! You were probably born in them!
Wesker: What did you say, Ada!
Ada: Oops.
Phillip: Older Brother with Tyrant Powers + Someone making fun of his younger sibling = Ada's dead.
Junior: And dat's our Wesident Evol maf! [A/N: I wrote it like that cause he is just a pup learning to talk, after all. And you have to admit: It's cute if you think about it.]
Lucas: Yes. Yes it is.
Destiny: (Knocked into mini coma by Nurse)
Wesker: Uh, thanks. I think she'll be okay.
Nurse: (Nods and pokes Ashley's arm with scapel)
Ada: I don't want to do this... (Kisses Destiny, who wakes up and nearly kills Ada)
Destiny: [BEEP] [BEEP] [BEEP] [BEEP]!
RINA: (Suddenly and somehow jumps out of Destiny's cell phone and hugs Rebecca)
Rebecca: You're random.
RINA: Thanks! (Poofs away)
Destiny: Thank God I have this house here. (Grabs 13 bottles of mouth wash, and toothpaste)
Phone: Oh Dear God. It's Pyramid Head. Wait! He's coming for me! AAAAHHHHHHH! Oh, wait, maybe this won't be so bad. Hello there. Do you want me? No? Just want to kill me? I'm gonna run far away from you now. Okay? Bye.
Leon:... That's just so wrong!
Destiny: Blame Lucas.
Lucas: Guilty as charged, man.
Destiny: Something is wrong in your head, Lucas. Hello? Destiny Wesker residence, Destiny speaking.
Biohazardous Fears: Ok, Wesker just wondering, how does it feel to be an Uncle! And your arch enemy, screwing your sister? Ok I'm happy Ada got a dare! I'm proud of you! Ok, AND Chris, I'm so sorry but Wesker is WAY more attractive then you! Finally before I get to my dare, CAN I ADOPT JUNIOR! If course when he's older, like when ever he can leave his mom and dad but, I really want a pet Cerberus and Junior is just so cute! Anyway
I DARE BARRY BURTON TO EXPLAIN WHY HE HAS THE WORST DIALOGUE IN HISTORY, and to get revenge on Wesker for threatening his wife and kids.
I Also dare all of Bravo team, to make out with their person of choice!
Wesker: I'm glad to know my sister is having a child. I know he'll take after her. As for Redfield pounding her into a bed for two days, I strangled him. Then he gave me every little detail. I threw myself in with the Lickers. They felt sorry for me. The nine of us are now friends.
Destiny: Same here with Ada getting a dare! Also, (Blows Ada's brains out) IF YOU SO MUCH AS TOUCH ME AGAIN I'M GOING TO RIP YOU APART WITH MY BARE DAMN HANDS! (Revives her)
Chris: HEY!
Wesker: I told you so.
Destiny: I'm sorry. You can't have Junior. He's gonna be the next Alpha Male of the Mortuus Silva pack when his father either dies or steps down. But, you can buy one! You just need to fill out this form first, saying that whatever happens, I ain't the cause of it nor am I the one responsible. Here it is:
(Pen)Name:
Occupation (Fake):
Pet's Sex:_ (m/f)
Reasons For Buying Cerberus Puppy:
I, Destiny Wesker, am not responsible for any damage, death, or random and grusome killings of your new pet. You,_, are the one who must see to and be in control of your CERBERUS PUPPY.
Signed, Destiny Wesker, Breeder/ Owner/ Hostess/ Tyrant
Signed, _
Destiny: Fill that out, and your set. Your puppy shall come to you in three to four days. Moving on. Heheheheheh.
Barry: Blame the people who wrote my script, not me. Also, (Kicks Wesker in his happy spot and proceedes to show him video of Destiny and Chris during The Two Day Hook Up)
Wesker: HOLY DAMN MAKE IT STOP! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Destiny: That was SO blood curtling the Nurse got scarred! She's now hidding in my closet. Which is full of dresses I don't/ never wear. Me no likey dresses.
Wesker: She tore the one I bought her for her prom up. With a knife!
Destiny: And then I went pryo. Made a bonfire out it, too! All my friends came to it! It was awsome!
Rebecca: (Grabs Billy's arm, drags him to the floor, and fircely makes out with him)
Rest of RE Cast:... (Sweatdrop)
Destiny: Mind NOT DOING THAT ON MY GOOD CARPET? This is THE only carpet in this entire house with out some sort of liquid stain! No wine, soda, coffee, smoothie, ice cream. NOthing! So get up and do it in the goddamn bathroom!
Billy and Rebecca: (Somehow manage to get to bathroom while still kissing)
Destiny: The rest of you have no one, do you?
Rest of Bravo Team: Nope.
Destiny: Good. Now, to get them to clean up the bathroom.
Phone: PICK UP THE DAMN PHONE!
Destiny: Aaaaahhh. Hello?
Vampiregirl/Wolfgirl: I dare Chris fight Wesker for Destiny's Honor. Also Have Me kick Steve in the nuts and Leon and Claire kissed and Have Jill and Ada kiss.
Destiny and Wesker: (Break down into laughing fit)
Destiny: Wha... What honor? HAHAHAHAHA! I have no honor! If I did, Albert would've RIPPED Chris's throat out of his neck the minute we walked out of room!
Wesker: She's not kidding. I would. But, (Rips out Chris's throat) I'm not passing up a chance at killing him.
Lucas: (Revives Chris) Just so you don't put to much of a strain on your body. If you do, then your child might be miscarried.
Chris and Destiny: Gulp.
Destiny: Well, thanks then, Lucas.
Lucas: Of course, Destiny.
Junior and Joseph:... We have bug bites!
Lucas: You planned it, didn't you?
Junior: Yip!
Flower: May I tell a quick story about Junior's birth, Destiny?
Destiny: Sure Flower.
Flower: Well, me and Lucas were going to have eight puppies. But, I had put too much stress on my body, and I misscarried seven of them. Junior is the only one who survived. He's my miracle pup, and I don't want to see him die. It was my fault the other seven died, Junior. I'm sorry you had no litter mates.
Junior: It's okay, Mommy. You n' Daddy can twy again sometime. It's not youw fault.
Flower: Thank you, son.
Phone: I can walk on water, I can fly. I will keep on fighting till I die.
Claire: Chris's theme song right there.
Chris: Hey!
Destiny: Hello? What's up?
Hidden By Shadow: Me again, thanks for including my last dare.
Alexia & Alfred: Failing your dares, how's that feel? Anyway, to help you actually bond with each other, I'm sending you to a shopping mall. And in order for you to be able to see how a brother and sister normally act together, I'm sending the Redfields as well. And to ensure that no one dies or runs off, I'm leaving four shotgun collars from Saw III for you to wear. Their set on both a proximity trigger and the other's heart monitor. If anyone is killed, whoever did it gets six shotgun shells to the face. And if you move more than twenty feet away from the rest of the group, the device will again activate. Enjoy your trip!
William: Now that you know the problem, you can create the solution. Your dare is to do whatever Sherry says for one day. Whatever she says, goes. Failure to do this will result in me giving you another dare, much worse than this one.
Wesker: Once again, I'm taking your powers off you. You're heading straight back into the mansion incident. Only I've replaced the zombies with hunters. For every zombie removed, three hunters were added. You get a knife, a handgun, two spare magazines of ammunition and a first aid spray. I've taken away all the other ammo but left more health items in its place.
Ashley: You're getting self-defence training from the other RE characters. After that, you're taking Leon's place during the Las Plagas incident. Everything Leon had, you get access to.
Brad: You get to watch every Hitchcock horror film in existence.
Every STARS member: When Wesker gets back, you get five minutes to dare him to do whatever you want. The only rule is you cannot kill him or through inaction allow him to be killed. Enjoy!
Destiny: Yay! Trip to the mall! Let's go!
Chris: The dare said for me and Claire to go, not everyone.
Jill: Let's go! I want some new clothes!
Rebecca: I hear they have some great games on sale.
Destiny: That's why.
/One Finding the mall later/
Destiny: Well, here are the collars. (Puts collars on the four dared) Now, me and Albert are going to see what games they have here! Bye, have fun, and stay with your buddy or group. We don't need everyone lost in this place. (Leaves to go find game store) We meet up here at eight o' clock!
/With the Redfields and Ashfords/
Chris: Okay, where to first?
Alexia: How about we go to a clothes store?
Claire: Yeah, I like that idea.
Chris: Yeah, but I think we should spy on the Wesker clan.
Alfred: Why?
Chris: Eh, something to do that we can all enjoy.
Alexia: He does have a point.
Chris: Thanks.
Claire: Let's go find those Tyrants.
/One finding where the Hell the Weskers were later/
Chris: We need to be very quiet.
Destiny: Hey, Albert?
Wesker: Hm?
Destiny: Did you hear Chris just now?
Wesker: Yep. Probably just voices in our heads.
Destiny: Yeah.
Claire: (Mouths) Stay quiet! We don't need them to hear us!
Destiny: Hey, look! It the Redfield/ Ashford group! Hi guys!
Chris: You were saying?
Destiny: We just bought some stuff! Guess what I got!
Alfred: I'm afraid to ask.
Wesker: Oh, it's something very useful.
Destiny: C'mon! Guess!
Chris: We give up. What is it?
Destiny: (Pulls out large box full of brand new laptops) Cool, huh?
Claire: How much money do you have?
Destiny: About 300 to my name. I stole Excella, Ada, and Ashley's credit cards. They have a lot of money if you put it together. I can't wait to see the looks on their faces when I tell them!
Wesker: Yeah. You do that, Destiny.
Chris:... Holy crap. Alfred's gone. (Hears shot gun go off)
Destiny: That's answers that. Now, onto the pyro store! I needs a flamethrower. And at least twenty tanks of gasoline! And matches. Lots, and lots, and LOTS of matches.
Claire: I can see how you two are brother and sister. (Hears another shot gun go off) Who was it this time?
Wesker: (Snickers)
Destiny: Your brother. Two down, two to go. I can't believe your plan is working so well, Albert. We got rid of the two most annoying brothers!
Wesker: Thank you.
Alexia: You planned their deaths?
Destiny: Yeah. I planned mine, too. I'm gonna get my head chopped off by an angry guy in Alaska.
Alexia and Claire:... Oh my God that's so weird.
Wesker: It's true, too. She told me and I'm letting her go when she wants to die.
Alexia: Freaks.
Destiny: (Whispers) Ten bucks says one of Alexia's gonna commit a murder-suicide.
Wesker: You're on.
Claire: Well, let's get going. I wanna find the damn food court.
Alexia:... (Strangles Claire to death, and is shot in the face)
Destiny: Wonderful. (Picks up walkie talkie) Okay guys, we can go. They all killed themselves.
Jill: Got ya. I'll get the Birkins.
Barry: We'll meet you guys at the rendevous point in ten minutes.
Brad: Alright. We'll see you two in fifteen minutes.
Destiny: Rodger.
Wesker: We'll bring the bodies.
All Groups: Rodger. Over and out.
Destiny: (Grabs Chris and Alfred)
Wesker: (Grabs Claire and Alexia) Did you have fun, today?
Destiny: Much fun, thank you!
/At front of mall/
Jill: I enjoyed this dared very much.
Destiny: I got ten bucks from my brother. Also, (Hands Excella, Ada, and Ashley their credit cards back) here ya go.
Ashley: I hate you.
Destiny: So? (Revives the four) Okay, let's hit the road. (Takes [Rips] collars off their necks) I am SO keeping these!
/At Destiny's House/
William: Great.
Sherry: Daddy, can I have ice cream?
Destiny: Down stairs in the basement, in the giant freezer that says "Destiny Wesker's Ice Cream- Do Not Touch". Touch my strawberry shortcake ice cream and your head is mine!
William: (Goes to get ice cream)
Wesker: OH COME ON!
/One Major game session later because I'm too lazy to write it/
Destiny: Heh, you lost.
Wesker: Shut up, Destiny.
Ashley: Why do I need it? I can have as many bodyguards as I want!
Ada, Leon and Destiny: Must resist urge to strangle.
Chris: This should be fun. (Grabs shot gun)
RE Cast: (Each grab a weapon)
Destiny: Okay, Miss Graham, we're going to be giving extreme training.
Ashley: Why extreme?
Lucas: It's very simple. If it's extreme, then you'll be better prepared to fight. Less fear, more action. At least, that's what we teach our pups.
Junior and Random other Pup: Yip! He's right! Extreme is fun!
Joseph: So cute.
Destiny: BEGIN!
/After having one Hell of a training session/
Leon: I think she's ready.
Wesker: She is, Leon.
Ada: Let's send her to the game.
Ashley: W-WAIT! I'm not ready yet!
Destiny: Too bad. (Pushes her into game portal) Can you believe I found this at some creepy store in the mall for only 3 buck? If not, I did. Go fig. He was closing his shop... FOREVER! At least that's how he said it.
Leon: LET'S WATCH!
Chris: Wow, he's a sadist.
Leon: I just hate her.
Destiny: Alright! (Hooks up random wires and starts TV) Got it!
TV: Ashley: HELP! SOMEONE! (Runs away from ganados, and is then sliced in half)
Everyone execpt Destiny: Eeew.
Destiny: Cooool. She sucks at this game. (Brings Ashley's corpse back) Do I have to?
Wesker: Yes.
Lucas: Again, no strain on your body or powers. (Revives Ashley)
Ashley: I hate you all. Not Leon, though. He's too hot to hate.
Destiny: Hush! No no fangirl on me!
Brad: (Wets himself)
Forest: Ohh!
STARS: (Laugh)
Destiny: Hey hey hey! Knock it off! The poor guy's afraid of the movies. I am too. Mostly Psycho, though. That man in the movie scares me to no end.
Brad: Mommy.
/After having poor Brad watch all those movies/
Chris: Oh, this'll be fun.
Wesker: Oh damn. (Gets painfully beat up by former STARS members for five minutes, and when they stop he's a poor broken shell of himself) Oww.
Joseph: That felt good!
Jill: No kidding.
Edward: I just wish we could do that in the games.
Destiny: I wish that you all made it out alive.
Brad: Yeah. I was a zombie.
Destiny: And now you're not.
Phone: GIVE ME BRAINS!
Lucas: Such irony.
Destiny: Hello hello hello?
Cheresy: Awesome as always.
So... I noticed now it's a TRUTH or dare show xD
Well, here goes...
Wesker & Chris- I dare you to get drunk and let's just see what happens xD
Jill- Resident evil 5, eh? WHAT the hell happened in all the time you spent with Wesker after jumping out of a window with him? Confess it!
Claire- I dare you to inject yourself with more random viruses (yay) just to see what happens and do it for the lulz!
Leon- Truth! Resident evil 4... Did you ever have feelings for the merchant? xDDD
(Btw, WHERE is the merchant? :O)
k, I'm done. ~BYE~!
Destiny: Thanks!
Wesker: I am NOT getting drunk! Especially not with him! (Points at Chris)
Chris: Same goes here!
Steve: You've already made out with each other, not to mention screwing each other, in front of us.
Destiny: The last time my brother got drunk he thought I was someone else and he hit on me.
RE Cast: Oh that's creepy.
Destiny: And incest. So, here's my vodka. (Gives Chris and Wesker eight bottles of vodka each) And go ahead.
/After one hour/
Wesker: (Fiercely making out with Chris)
Claire: Pay back?
Destiny: In a way. Let's keep going while they make out.
Jill: I wash brainwashed, had my hair dyed, got a new set of clothes, and I'm not sure after that. I think I was in some tank.
Lucas: Weird.
Junior: To da MAX!
Destiny and Joseph: Heh.
Claire: Oh GOD! (First injects self with T-Virus, then the G-Virus, then the tVeronica-Virus, then the Progenitor Virus both A and B types, then the tG Virus, then the Urboros Virus, [A/N: Holy Hell, there are a LOT of damn viruses, huh?] then the T-Cameron Virus, then the T-JCCC203 Virus, then the X-Virus, then the Ancient Virus, then the Wesker Virus, then the NE-T Virus, then the NE-α Parasite, then the T-D Virus [A/N: T-D Virus= Tyrant Destiny Virus], and then a Las Plagas Parasite)
Chris: Damn. There are a lot of viruses in the game series, isn't there?
Destiny: Ya think? Well, at least mine's made up.
Clarie: That' so weird! I feel just fine!
Jill: I think something's gonna happen.
Claire: (Eyes turn red gold like Wesker and Destiny's)
Destiny: HA! I knew it! My virus would have more control over all the others execpt for my brother's! So, you are in control of your viruses, Claire! Let's find a way to get rid of them. Out of her body. Scientist Zombies, please find a massive cure for Claire.
Scientist Zombies: On it. (Leave to random lab to do reasearch) Need blood sample.
Destiny: (Takes some of Claire's blood) Here.
Brad: You even have zombies in your house?
Destiny: What? I need help around this place.
Leon: HELL NO!
Ashley: That guy was weird.
Destiny: He's in the basement. I don't want to see him. He keeps trying to sell me stuff I don't want.
William: Finally. Here you go, sweetie. (Gives Sherry a vanilla ice cream)
Sherry: Thank you, Daddy!
Willaim: You're welcome. You know, Destiny, you could've warned me about the goddamn BOWs down there.
Destiny: No. It was better for you not to know, and really PROVE you can be a good dad. And you are. So there. I give you that. Be happy. But really, I don't like the merchant. I kicked him in the head!
Leon: Freak.
Destiny: Thank you, stranger.
Leon: Don't you dare start.
Phone: Duh!
Destiny: My phone went duh!
Chris: Wow.
Destiny: Hello?
DigiCat99: I dare everyone in RE in a cooking show Wesker, Destiny, and Sherry will be judges =3 I place all my bets on Brad!
Destiny: I am not eating anything Chris makes. I'm afraid of his food.
Chris: Gee, thanks.
Claire: Yeah, I still don't trust him. He blew up the kitchen when we were younger!
Destiny: Chris is disqualified from this for blowing up a kitchen when he was younger! End of story! He ain't getting in on the food, either!
Wesker: Begin!
/A VERY VERY long time later/
Brad: Here's mine!
Destiny, Wesker, and Sherry: (Take bite) Holy!
Destiny: It's wonderful!
Sherry: This is yummy, Brad!
Wesker: I agree.
Destiny: (Sees what William made) Wtf is that?
Wesker: I don't think it's even food.
Sherry: What is that, Daddy?
William:... I think I made fish.
Destiny: Goodbye. (Pushes button on table with smirk)
William: (Falls into trap door in the floor)
Wesker: (Looks into hole) Cool.
Destiny: And that's what'll happen when you suck. Or can't cook. Either one. Also, MAKE SOMETHING THAT ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE REAL FOOD AND NOT SOME CREATURE.
Jill: I made cake.
Destiny and Wesker: CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE!
Leon: Who knew they liked cake?
Lucas: Bad things are gonna happen. Very bad things.
Destiny: (Eats cake piece in one bite) Yum yums!
Wesker: Damn that was good cake.
Sherry: Can I have more please?
Destiny: (Sees what Luis made) Cool! Foreign foods! Also, I have to tell you something, Luis.
Luis: What?
Destiny: WANGPALED! HAHAHAHAHA! I could not help it! I give full congrats to who made that joke first! Nice job!
Wesker: Damn. I have no clue what you made, but it's... well, damn it's good.
Destiny: Me agree!
Sherry: It is yummy! What is it?
Luis: Caviar.
Destiny: I was eating [beep]ing fish eggs? (Looks at plate, and then spits out what she had in her mouth and throws away the food) It was good, but I so don't want to eat fish eggs.
Leon: Here.
Destiny: (Drools) You made steak. Such good steak...
Wesker: She does love her steak. (Takes bite) This is good.
Sherry: Yeah, it is! Wow, Destiny.
RE Cast: (Look at Destiny, who already ate the steak to nothing but a nice clean bone) Holy crap.
Destiny: Moving on.
/After trying many differentt types of food, and sending Barry, Salvador, and Luis [Destiny: Just for the Hell of it.]/
Destiny: Thanks for watching. Man that was fun. I let them out when I'm ready.
Barry: It smells like fush down here.
Destiny: Quiet. Floors don't talk.
Leon: This was a fun day.
Chris: I hate the fact I can't cook. And why can't I at least try the food, too?
Wesker: Because you don't deserve to.
Destiny: Well, please do call in if you want Chris and Albert to have a death match!
Chris: FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY DON'T!
Lucas: Please do! And ignore Chris.
Junior: Bye bye!
Junior's cute. Also, do sign the form if you want a Cerberus puppy. We are not responsible for what ever the pet does. You were the one you bought it, so we can;t really comtrol what you use it for outside of the company.
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