"'Cause now I'm that bitch, You'll never get to - uh. Can't get what you want, so you're acting like a punk. You were too fly then, so fly away now. Now I'm that bitch, and you're just a clown."

Laura: Wtf?

Courtney: Who sings this?

Livvi Franc! I LOVE THIS SONG! *starts singing it again*

Gaara: .....

Sabrina: OMIGOD! *is singing along with me*

Laura: Enjoy.

Laura's POV

I stomped upstairs and threw Courtney's door open and yelled, "NEXT TIME YOU HAVE SEX, KEEP IT FUCKING DOWN!"

Courtney squeaked and ducked under the covers and Naruto just blushed. I slammed the door and stormed downstairs. The doorbell rang and I opened the door to reveal Itachi and Gaara was behind him.. He looked at me with concern and I couldn't help, but blush under his gaze.

"What happened?" He asked.

"Courtney and Naruto had very loud sex." Sabrina answered as she walked back into view with a spoon hanging out of her mouth and a tub of vanilla ice cream in her hands. Itachi raised an eyebrow and was about to ask when I said angry, "Don't ask."

He shut his mouth and Sabrina's eyes landed on Gaara. Her eyes sparkled slightly and he gazed back at her. I felt the air change slightly and I coughed. She looked at me with a questioning look as I gave her a smug look. She glared at me and she stabbed the ice cream, scooping some up and plopping it into her mouth once more. Itachi grabbed my hand and pulled me out the door, saying, "Let's go out Laura-bear."

I blushed heavily as I heard Sabrina laugh loudly and I looked back, glaring at her. She simply smirked at me and yelled, "DON'T GET PREGGO!" and slammed the door shut. I sputtered alittle and yelled, "YOU BITCH!"

I could hear her roar in laughter as Itachi pulled me down the street. Oh gawd. I'm so killing Sabrina when I get home! I sighed as Itachi lead me down the street to his house. We entered it and went up to his room. He closed and locked the door and leaned down, pressing his lips against mine. He licked my lips slightly and I opened my mouth slightly. He plunged his tongue straight into my mouth and I made my tongue meet his.

WARNING! WARNING! *warning sign flashes* A LEMON SCENE! FOR THOSE WHO WISH NOT TO READ, PLEASE SKIP DOWN!

No One's POV

Laura moaned as Itachi started kissing her neck. His hands slowly slid up Laura's sides as he pushed her towards the bed.

"Itachi" she moaned as she sucked on a sensitive spot on her neck. Itachi smirked and slid his hands past her stomach and lifted her top off. He tugged and pulled off the clasp on her bra before attacking her breast. Laura moaned and ran her hands though his hair before taking of his top and running her hands over his chest. Itachi pulled up and kissed her roughly on the lips before trailing hot kisses how her body.

Itachi smirked and started pulling off her skirt soon followed by her panties. Laura slightly embarrassed tugged off his pants soon followed by his undies. "Itachi, please?" she begged and Itachi smiled and carefully thrust into her.

Itachi groaned as he began to pick up speed. Laura desperately reached up for his lips as her hips struggled to keep up with his rhythm. She broke away from his lips and screamed, "I-ITACHI!" while Itachi groaned her name into her next.

END OF LEMON!

Itachi collasped onto Laura, while she took in his body weight. She sighed happily then giggled slightly when Itachi nuzzled into her neck.

"I love you Itachi." She whispered.

He chuckled and said, "I love you too Laura."

~ELSE WHERE~

Sabrina's eye twitched in horror. She felt a disdurbance in the force. (A/N: HAHAHA! STAR WARS! XD) She shook her head and then said outloud, "I wonder if they used condoms. No way in hell am I taking care of their demon kids." then she walked out of the house to go to work.

So SHOOOOOOORT! T_T

Laura: I've noticed.

Courtney: I had a hard time writing this. It's so weird to write lemons about your best friend and a guy she likes. It's just weird.

Laura: But I thank you. ^^

Courtney: YAYNESS! *dances*

......I need some pocky....

Sabrina: Review.