Heyyy, it's Kona-chan! I have NO IDEA if I can compare to Elphie's chapter, but I'll try!
Once upon the same exact time….
Kiba, the before mentioned dog dude who just loves dogs WAY too much, was merrily following the red brick road, when he had a rendezvous with destiny.
Sorry about that. I just wanted to sound cool.
What actually happened was that he saw a scarecrow. And it was singing. And walking.
No, really.
"What…the…" Kiba sputtered, like the intellect he was.
The scarecrow slowly turned his head toward the flabbergasted puppy-lover (DAWWWWWW) and, at the same time, a smile slowly formed across his face, making him look somewhat like a, well….
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! CREEPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kiba screamed as he attempted an escape.
"SHADOW POSSESION JUTSU!!!!!" yelled the scarecrow, making Kiba freeze in his tracks.
"WHHAAAAAA?!?!?! HE DOES JUTSU TOO?!?!?!"
"Jutsu? What is that?"
"Um, what you just did."
"Oh. I actually just yelled the first thing that came into my head."
"WHAAAAA!!!"
Kiba moved his arm around, discovering that he wasn't under a jutsu.
"Who are you anyway, scary scarecrow dude?"
"I scare you?!?!"
"Uh, yeah, kind of."
"HA! TAKE THAT, YOU STUPID CROWS!!!!!"
"CAN YOU JUST TELL ME WHO YOU ARE?!?!"
The creeper scarecrow's eyes glazed over.
"Um, hello?" said Kiba, slightly annoyed.
"Kiba…." he replied.
"Wait, how did you know my name?"
"Kiba…"
"What?"
"I….AM YOUR FATHER!"
"WHA?!?!?!?!?!?"
"GOTCHA!!!!!!"
"Um, OK…."
"I'm really named Fiyero. I was once awesome sauce, then my SEEKURRETT LUUUUHHHHVARRRRR turned me into a scarecrow to save my…"
"THAT DOESN'T MATTER! HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?"
"By the way, did you know that you were in Oz?"
"Oz?"
"You didn't know? You were following the red brick road."
"The red one begins, or perhaps ends, at my village, Konoha."
"Oh, so that's where it leads…"
"Anyway, can you answer my question?"
Just then, the before mentioned merry murderess in a blue-checkered dress skipped…ahem…merrily along a yellow brick road that appeared from, like, no where…
"QUICK KIBA!!!! RUN AWAY!!!! IT'S HER!!!"
Kiba quickly obliged, not realizing the barking animal he was leaving behind.
Whooo! So what do you think? Review! Have a great day!