Heyloha, it's Kona-chan, once again! Trust me Elphie, you rock MUCH more than I do! Let our awesomeness ensue!
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Which reminds me. We've never done a proper disclaimer.
Dislcaimer of DOOM- Elphie and Kona-chan are too messed up in the head to own anything mentioned here.
Here it goes!
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Hinata didn't like the huge hug this blonde bimbo was giving her. Doesn't she know that she's claustrophobic?
Out of nowhere, Spongebob appeared and said, "GASP! YOU'RE AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUSE?!?!?1/1/"
"Oh, go away!" Glinda snapped, still holding on to Hinata as if her life depended on it. "That joke is SOOOO overused!"
"OK!" chimed Spongebob, poofing away into one of those Pokemon ball things that Kona-chan doesn't know the name of because she is a Yu-Gi-Oh freak. OK, then, for Kona-chan's sake, let's change that from a Pokemon ball thing to a Yu-Gi-Oh card.
Let's start over.
"OK!" chimed Spongebob, poofing way into a Yu-Gi-Oh card.
M'k? M'k.
After that pointless self-argument, Hinata decided to just do that impromptu levitation jutsu she used last chapter.
"Wingardium Leviosa!"
And Hinata immediately hovered many feet in the air, finally escaping the Good Witch's death-grasp.
Meanwhile, in Hogwarts...Professor Flitwick started to feel somewhat threatened.
"Hmm, weird…" he thought.
Meanwhile, in another place in Hogwarts…
"Ron?"
"Yeah, Hermione?"
"So eye herd u liek mudkips."
Let's get back to our favorite female Hyuuga, shall we?
So, yeah, Hinata was just floating there…yeah…
"What are you doing? Get down from there!"
"Um, OK," Hinata responded as she dropped the jutsu.
Oh, yeah, she dropped, all right.
Right on top of Glinda.
Did you know that if a person falls on you from twenty feet in the air, you tend to die? I know, crazy, right?
"Oh my gosh! Are you OK?"
No answer.
Hinata looked at the nearby Munchkins nervously. (When did THEY show up?)
"Hail to the ninja chick! The Good Witch is dead!" they proclaimed excitedly.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the screen, Kona-chan was bawling her eyes out, pizza in hand.
"Did I really just do that in a story intended for COMEDY? My career as an orthopedic surgeon is over!" she cried as she munched on her pizza.
Anyway….
"What? Why are you celebrating?" Hinata exclaimed, flabbergasted.
The Munchkins looked at each other and shrugged.
"We tend to do that."
"Ah."
"Well…since the Good Witch is dead, I suppose you should become the new Good Witch of the North," the Munchkins informed.
Hinata sighed. "I suppose I must."
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After arriving at Kiba's "stupid village", Shino immediately walked up to Kiba and Mr. Creeperscarecrowelphie.
"Where's Hinata?" Shino asked with a hint of concern in his usually dull voice.
It then occurred to KIba that Hinata wasn't with him the entire time he was in Oz.
…Baka.
"Oh my gosh! Where is she? Akamaru, do you know?"
No answer.
"Akamaru?"
No answer.
"AKAMARUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!"
"You left him with my decoy," informed Fiyero.
"I WHAT?!? OH, AKAMARU, WHEREEVER YOU ARE, I'M SO SORRY!!!!" Kiba proclaimed, as well as some other stuff that are too cheesy for Kona-chan to write.
Wow…
"OHMYGOSH, HINATA IS LOST, TOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! GASP!!! WHAT IF I NEVER SEE HER AGAIN!!!! NO!!!!!"
Yes, as you can probably tell by now, dearest reader, there is going to be KibaHina in this story. Sorry if I ruined your day. I try to keep it as subtle as I can… NOT! MWAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!
Just then, a random sofa exploded, no, IMPLODED!
Erm. Anyway.
"Calm down, Kiba. She can take care of herself," Shino said, exasperated.
"Just then, a beautiful pink bubble appeared in front of the ninjas and scarecrow.
"Where have I seen that that before?" thought Kiba, officially weirded out.
The bubble faded away to reveal Hinata, wearing a huge crown and pink dress.
Out of impulse, Kiba catechized, "Are you a good witch or a bad witch?"
"…Good."
"'Kay."
Silence.
"Hinata…" Shino finally said, "Why, may I ask, are you a good witch?"
"Because I don't like bad witches."
"Oh. That makes sense.
In another world…
"Gasp!" gasped Elphie, as she stared at the part of the atrocious chapter she just read. "How could Hinata NOT like bad witches?! Furthermore, Kona-chan has pizza…AND I DON'T?!?!"
Elphie had it. She teleported to Kona-chan's house, outraged.
"KONA-CHAAAAAAN!"
"Hey, Elphie! You don't look so good. Are joo OK?" Kona-chan said, worried, once again saying "joo" instead of "you".
"NO! I NEED PIZZA!!!!" she yelled, staring at the huge slice in Kona-chan's hands.
"Gasp! Not mine!"
"YES, YOURS! GIVE ME THAT!!!!"
Elphie was preparing for a full-out battle-war struggle-to-live brawl, until Kona-chan said…
"JUST GET ONE FROM THE BOX!"
Heavenly music played as a Domino's pizza box came into her range of sight. She took a slice out of the box, and was about to eat it, when suddenly-
"BLEEEEEEECHHHH!!!!! Chomp."
Elpie's cat, Princeton, magically appeared, vomited all over the pizza in the pizza box, took one look at the slice in Elphie's hand, and ate it, leaving Elphie with no pizza.
Needless to say, poor widdle Elpie was flabbergasted. She looked over at Kona-chan helplessly.
"Hey, don't look at me. I start fasting in the morning," she responded as she heartlessly ate the rest of her pizza.
So, pizzaless and heavy-hearted, Elphie had no other choice but to teleport back to her house, sad as a stormy sky.
"Sorry about that, dear reader," said Kona-chan, settling back down on her laptop. "Shall we get back to our story?"
"RING, RING!!!"
The scarecrow we know as Fiyero took out a pink cell phone and started talking into it.
"Mmmm…mm-hmm…oh, yeah…How can you not like dogs? You're an Animal rights activist!....Oh, you like Dogs, not dogs…OK, I'll do that ASAP…bye…no…NO! GOODBYE!" Fiyero huffily snapped his girly cell phone closed.
"Huff, Elphaba, my SEEKURETTE LUUUUUUVAR I told you about earlier, found my decoy and your dog and said that she'll take care of your dog until we're back in Oz. We better get going, otherwise, your dog might not live for very long…"
"EEK! AKAMARU, I'M ON MY WAY!"
"SHINO! LADY TSUNADE HAS A…"
Kurenai walked over to our troop, took one look at Hinata in a pink dress and a large crown, a sobbing, Akamaruless Kiba, and the walking, talking scarecrow, took out a gun, and shot herself in the head.
Can't say I saw that one coming.
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Elphie, it's your turn now! As for everybody else, review, and have a great day!