Well... I updatez now!

DOD: Yo, we don't freakin' own the freakin' Wizard of Oz or freakin' Naruto or freakin' Wicked or freakin' anything except Princeton in the aforementioned chapter that made my day.

OKAY!

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SUDDENLY

After a prearranged funeral of munchkins singing about poor Kurenai's death

HINATA DISAPPEARED INTO THE ABYSS!

Because this author thinks there should be something going on with Hinata outside of Kiba and Fiyero.

Kinda like Spencer outside of Carly, Sam, and Freddie in iCarly.

M'k? IF NOT WELL DEAL WITH IT!

Kiba,

Since it was established that this is KibaHina,

let out a loud noise.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

And somewhere, a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away,

PRINCESS LEIA AND HAN SOLO perked up their ears at the noise.

"Well, Chewie's up," Han shrugged.

ANYWAY

Fiyero was looking at Kiba as if he were a child.

"I don't think I got enough lines in that previous chapter."

Kona-chan suddenly sticks her head through the screen like Fat Albert did in that movie.

"HEY, I DON'T LIKE JOO! I SPENT A LOTTA TIME ON DAT!"

"WELL JOO ALSO THOUGHT IT WAS COOL TO MAKE ME SOME GAY PANSY WITH A PINK PHONE THAT ENDS UP WITH THIS DOG BOY HERE!"

Fiyero pointed to Kiba, who blinked innocently. Kona-chan was appalled.

Suddenly, Elphie poofs in and slaps Fiyero in his gay pansy face.

"DON'T SPOIL THE STORY, BAKA!"

The scarecrow straightened up.

"ELPHABA! I didn't know you spoke Japanese!"

Elphie rolled her eyes since Wicked fanfiction authors made that the typical thing for her to do.

"I don't speak Japanese! I just watch a loooooooooooooooooot of anime!"

"Why?" Shino said with an arched eyebrow which we couldn't see because of his hood and sunglasses.

"WHEN YOU'RE IN HIDING FOR FIFTY YEARS YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING!"

Kiba started thinking. Kinda worries ya, right?

Think... think... THINK! BRAIN BLAST! Actually it was more of a BRAIN FART.

And a physical fart, cuz people are saying turd on tv a lot.

"WHERE'S AKAMARU?!?!"

Elphie looked at the boy and noted, "You really like dogs."

Random.

"OH YEAH! I HAVE TO GO TAKE CARE OF HIM!"

Suddenly Elphaba disappeared leaving the dumbstruck boys behind.

At this point she was at Kona-chan's house for one more thing.

"JOO HAS TO CLEAN UP DEE VOMIT!"

Kona-chan growled as Elphie cackled off.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Kona-chan said.

And somewhere in Palmwoods cuz Elphie just watched Big Time Rush:

The camera zoomed in on Rocque to make it clear that he was thinking. Suddenly he shouted (by that I mean he spoke at his normal rate)

"SOMEONE IS LOUDER THAN ME!"

Oh yeah, there's a story here somewhere...

Kiba was bawling his eyes out.

"WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?"

Fiyero rolled his eyes because, of course, he knew what was right and wrong.

"WE'RE GOING TO DANCE!"

Kiba and Fiyero then broke out into an awesome techno dance song by Cascada.

"Now what?"

Kiba asked afterward.

"We have to... slay the little girl from Kansas."

Somehow Kiba understood this.

"SHE HAS AKAMARU!"

Shino was standing there watching this entire weird scenario.

THEN DORA THE EXPLORER CAME IN AND ASKED:

"Do you know where the sleeping forest is?"

Shino, having nothing better to do, KILLED THE LITTLE GIRL!

Then he eloped with her monkey friend... turns out he was a she.

THEN INUYASHA RACED UP TO THE SCARECROW AND SHINOBI!

"I HEARD WE WERE KILLING A DOGNAPPER!"

InuYasha loves dogs too... a lot...

"What's the deal with you anime characters and DOGS?"

KIBA AND INUYASHA LOOKED AT FIYERO AND SCOFFED!

"HOW DO YOU NOT LIKE DOG!"

They said in unison.

To that, Fiyero responded.

"CUZ THEY EAT UP MY STRAW!"

Oh yeah, he was a scarecrow...

Well, that's basically all the crack.

This authoress has to go... watch television and not think of crack!