Wow...go Elphie. MY TURN NOW! And, also...after Elphie's chapter, this story will potentially be on hiatus. Go see my profile for details.
"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Yes, dear reader, Kona-chan was still yelling about the vomit, because, well, wouldn't you? I mean, it's vomit, and...
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Wait a minute....Kiba and Fiyero end up with each other in the end? I thought this was a friendship fic!"
Elphie stuck her head around the corner and said...
Well, the story is more important than her reply.
After Hinata disappeared, she found herself at a strange-looking school.
"What am I doing here?" she thought. "Where did Kiba and that pansy scarecrow go? Wait a minute...why did my outfit change?"
Hinata looked down at her clothes and analyzed. Good thing, too, because Kona-chan was tired of thinking up questions for Hinata to ask herself. She was wearing a pink tank-top with a black vest over it, as well as a pink skirt, pink boots with black knee socks, and a white hat with a pink symbol on it atop her head. Plus, her hair was done differently; the front tresses of her hair had been pulled back into a half-ponytail. In fact, she looked a lot like...
"Holy crap, Kona-chan! You made her look like Dawn!" Elphie jumped out of a bush and exclaimed.
"I did, didn't I?" Kona-chan replied smugly, following Elphie from behind the small bush. "And I'm planning to have Kiba magically change into Ash's clothing. It'll be a Pearlshipping extravanganza!"
Elphie gasped. "Not if I make it an Ikarishipping extravaganza first! Kiba will be in Paul's clothing!"
"Oh. No. You. Didn't." Kona-chan fumed while doing the ghetto-snap.
"Oh. Yes. I. Did." Elphie ghetto-snapped right back.
"GUYS!" Hinata interrupted. "Pearlshipping? Ikarishipping? Are saying that you're pairing me with Kiba?" Hinata blushed ferociously.
"Oh...um...NO! Of course not!" Elphie sputtered. "Are we Kona-chan?...Kona-chan?"
But Kona-chan was too busy having a Kiba sock puppet and a Hinata sock puppet make-out to listen. Hinata blushed again, even more so than before.
"KONA-CHAN!" Elphie screeched. Did you know that "screeched" is the longest one-syllable word in the English language? I know, crazy crap, right?
"VHAT?!?"
"She can see your puppets..."
"Oh...well, Hinata...how about you just walk ahead so we can continue with the story. M'k?"
"...M'k..." Hinata answered relunctantly as she inched toward the school. She looked to her right and saw a big sign.
"Hmmm, this school is called Shiz...I should probably sign up to be a student, since I'm already here...and stuff..."
A few yards back...
"Don't you think we should have asked her consent before we established the KibaHina in this story?" Elphie questioned uneasily.
"Don't worry, she may be embarrassed now, but when it happens, she'll come around." Kona-chan answered as she crawled back behind the bush.
Elphie smiled as she followed her brown-haired friend (or is it blue?). "Of course she will; what was I thinking? Maybe we should make it extra-special, just for her sake."
Kona-chan pushed a small, hidden button, and immediately after, the ground behind the bush opened to reveal a large elevator. "A lemon, maybe?"
"Ohhh, but we would have to bump up the rating of the story, and...yeah." The two girls jumped into the elevator.
"That's true. But, still, we should make it STEE-MEE!" The verbal pervert known as Elphie and the mental pervert known as Kona-chan wolf-whistled as the grassy top of the elevator closed.
On the red-brick road...
"So...is this guy staying with us?" Fiyero asked Kiba as he looked at the white-maned hanyou walking beside them.
"Yes," InuYasha answered the question for Kiba. "I have to find my SEEKURETT-"
"DON'T. YOU. DARE. FINISH. THAT." Kiba threatened.
"Fine. Well, you see, my SEE- erm, girlfriend Kagome and I were just walking and stuff, and suddenly, she became crippled, and....disappeared. Some really short people then approached me and said that the Wicked Witch of the East or wh'ever died, so they had to use the first girl they saw as a replacment," Inuyasha said. "Except, of course, the bimbette who actually killed her, because the poor, helpless thing had to get back to Kansas, whatever that place is," InuYasha mumbled.
"Oh, well, maybe she'll be in Oz!" Kiba encouraged.
"That's what I'm hoping. So, why are you on the road?"
"Well, first, I'm retreiving my dog, Akamaru, from evil hands, I MEAN, Fiyero's girlfriend, and then, we're rescuing Hinata."
"Who's Hinata?" the dog demon asked.
"The girl that Kiba thinks about while masturbating," Fiyero answered bluntly.
"FIYERO!!!"
"WELL, YOU DO!...Don't you?"
"Well..."
"HA!"
In the elevator...
"Kona-chan?"
"Yeah, Elphie?"
"We might have to bump up the rating now."
"Sigh...yeah."
"Are you going to?"
"Nope."
"Thought so."
In the sleeping forest...
"BOOTS!!! HOW COULD YOU CHEAT ON ME WITH THAT...THAT...MAP!!!"
"Shino, this isn't what it looks like!"
"I'M FILING FOR A DIVORCE, YOU NO-GOOD CHEATER!!!" Shino ran away, sobbing his eyes out.
Boots quickly followed, crying as well and yelling Shino's name repeatedly.
Map looked at where his SEEK-AH, I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO SAY IT!!! used to be.
"Boots....I thought what we had was SPECIAL!!!!"
That...was too much like a soap opera.