ELPHIE SHALL NOW FIGHT BACK!

"Hey, Kona-chan, guess what."

"What, Elphie?"

"I'm not going to make it Ikarishipping."

"REAAALLLY?"

"Really... INSTEAD! I'M GONNA MAKE IT ADVANCESHIPPING! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

As for that, that's later. The dog boys were rocking down the red brick road as Fiyero watched awkwardly.

"Erm... what are you guys doing?"

Kiba looked up at Fiyero who we have established is going to be his future LUVVVVVER when Hinata dies in some odd way...

As does Elphaba... maybe...

EH!

"HEY!" Kona-chan appeared outta nowhere. "I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIBAHINA FIYERABA!"

"Well!" Elphie fumbled, "SOMEONE PUT ME UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT IT WAS GOING TO BE KIBAYERO CUZ THAT WAS ONLY YAOI PAIRING YOU LIKE!"

"No way..." Kona-chan said nervously KNOWING IT WAS TRUE.

"WOULD YOU RATHER ME REVEAL YOUR LEMON SECRET?"

"No... It's cool..."

"Good."

NOW!

Now that Hinata has magically turned into someone that looks like Dawn Elphie will now...

"HEY!" A hyper-active boy that was NOT Naruto said, "I'm Ash Ketchum, and I love Haruka AKA May in the United States!"

In an elevator, looking over Elphie's screen, a blue/brown-haired otaku name Kona-chan growled.

"And!" Said a girl that looked like what Hinata said, "I'm Dawn, and I love Shinji AKA Paul in the United States!"

Okay... Elphie lied...

"HEY THAT'S A SIN!" Kona-chan screamed.

"IT'S A SIN TO BE A PEARLSHIPPER!"

"WHERE DOES IT SAY THAT?"

"ON BULBAPEDIA!"

"WHAT?"

"THE POKEMON WIKI!"

"WHERE?"

"ERM..."

"LIAR!"

Back to our story...

"EEP A CATERPIE!"

Okay... now back

Hinata, suddenly gleeful and happy said, "I'm Hinata, and I love... SASUKE AKA Sasuke in the United States!"

The two authoresses poofed out of their elevator and slapped Hinata.

"NO! You love Kiba!!!!"

"But..." Hinata mumbled nervously, "You said he'd end up with Fiyero."

Somewhere in Naruto Abridged 13...

"KIBAYERO FOREVER!" - Hinata

Back again...

"YEAH! But you still love him! Sasuke doesn't love ANYBODY!" This was Elphie.

"No! Sasuke loves Karin!" This was Kona-chan

"Well, Karin loves Suigetsu!"

"SuiKa fans are SasuSaku fans!"

"NOT ME!"

"SHUT UP!"

"NO YOU SHUT UP!"

"GUYS!" - this was Kagome who had apparently been landed on right on top of the well and came here. Hmmm...

Elphie, seeing Kagome in a wheelchair said, "NESSA ARE YOU OKAY?"

"Erm..." Kagome said nervously.

BACK TO THE YAOI

Kiba and InuYasha were singing Elvis songs - particularly "YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG! CRYIN ALL THE TIME!"

Fiyero sighed, wishing he had a college degree... well, he had a major in English.

But what do you do with a BA in English?

"Erm... do you guys like Ozway?"

"What?" The boys took out their headphones.

"Never mind..." Fiyero sighed, "Do you guys like Bakugan."

Kiba widened his eyes, "Is that a challenge?"

"What?" InuYasha said, a little jealous of losing his new friend.

"BAKUGAN BRAWL!" Fiyero and Kiba screamed in unison.

Suddenly they disappeared to the dark realm.

InuYasha screamed suddenly "KAGOME!"

Then Kohaku appears and said, "Hi I'm Sango's little brother that's really nice but is actually under a curse that Naraku put on me and when I break free of it I'm going to marry Rin even if Sesshomaru or Shippo tries to stop me."

InuYasha sweat drops, "What?"

Somewhere in Shiz with Pokemon freaks and Hinata, Kagome screams "INUYASHA OWASARI AKA SIT IN THE ENGLISH DUB!"

InuYasha slammed into the ground, "Why me..."

NOW ELPHIE IS THROUGH WITH CRACK AND KONA-CHAN JUST GOT BARFED ON BY A BABY! MUAHAHAHAHA