My turn again! As in, Kona-chan! Yayyyyyyy
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"Ash, are you sure that this is a good idea?"
"Well, I don't know, but try anyway."
"…OK…"
Dawn reluctantly edged into the front doors of the business building at Shiz, wanting to apply for school there. As soon as she walked in, a taller girl turned around.
Wearing the exact same clothes as she.
They gaped at each other for about three seconds before Dawn walked out of the building. Ash was walking away from the building when she did.
"Ash," she called.
"Yes?"
"Take me home."
Back inside the business building, Hinata shook herself out her shock as she continued filling out an application that somehow talked.
"Name."
"Hyuuga Hinata."
"Age."
"17."
"DOB."
"December 27, 1992."
"Gender."
"Female."
"Eye color."
"Uh, gray? Lilac? Something."
"Hair Color."
"Black."
"Your mom."
"Dead."
"Favorite Pokemon."
"Butterfree."
"Team Edward or Team Jacob?"
"Team Emily."
"YOU JUST LOST THE GAME."
"What game?"
A few feet away, a red echidna named Knuckles was talking to an application as well.
"Race."
"I….don't know! I sound American…but I look Jamaican; however, echidnas are Australian, but…apparently I'm Mayan." (A/N: This joke belongs to Gen8Hedgehog on DeviantArt. I couldn't resist using it.)
"So you don't know?"
"…No."
"Alright then."
Back to Hinata.
As she turned in her application, a lady at the front desk smiled and looked it over.
"You start here in ten minutes!"
"Wait, already?!?!"
"Yes! Your first class is halfway across the campus, so hurry along now!"
Hinata jumped onto the back of Sonic the Hedgehog, who promptly ran to her first class.
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"We're here!"
"So, this is your GF's house."
"Well, technically, she's my SL, but yeah."
Kiba looked at the cottage that lay before him. "It's…cozy."
"Yeah."
"…"
"I SMELL A DOG!" InuYasha yelled as he kicked down the cottage's door. "LET ME IN, WOMAN!"
Ka-dong.
Elphaba knocked a pan against InuYasha's head, instantly knocking him out. Fiyero stepped over him and hugged Elphaba.
"Where's my dog, foo?" spat Kiba.
Elphaba gave him the evil eye, and handed him a dog…but what's this?!
"WHY IS HE WEARING A PINK BOW AND A NAME TAG ON A PINK COLOR THAT SAYS 'TOTO'?" he screamed.
"BECAUSE…He looks adorable."
Just then, the merry murdering farmgirl burst into the cottage, eyes bloodshot, hands bloodied, and braids looking as if she had stuck her finger in a twelve-foot-tall purple-polka dotted light socket. She hissed and grabbed Akatoto from Kiba's hands before you could say "HOLY MOTHER OF COW!" She then jumped out a window, cackling maniacally. Why she just didn't use the front door was a wonder to the others, who gaped at the broken window. Well, back to square one.
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As the authoresses' elevator finally reached the bottom floor, Kona-chan looked at Elphie and said, "I believe I just ruined my own childhood."
Elphie solemnly nodded before they stepped out of the elevator into the underground metropolis known as "The Fanfiction Writer's Living Quarters". Otherwise known as "Paradise".
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Elphie, I pass this story onto you!