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Chapter two: Stupidity
Sakura lay with her head on Kakashi's chest. That had been some amazing love making, never in her right mind would she have thought she would be on the receiving end of endless pleasure. Her breath was just now regulating as she stared at her lover's content face. She despised how easy it was for him to stop panting, even after hours of hot, steamy sex. She thought that she had at least made him a bit tired, but from the straight face he had he was fine. That was when a question popped into her head.
She started fiddly around with his hair as she whispered, "Kakashi?"
"Mm..." He replied.
"Would you still love me if I were ugly?" She looked up at him as his eyebrows knitted in intense thought.
"How ugly would you be?" He questioned.
"Very, very ugly," she paused as she thought, "so ugly I'd make Gai look like a super model."
Kakashi's face looked like he had just smelled something vile.
"Well..." he started, "I probably would've never gotten with you in the first place."
It was that moment when Kakashi felt a piercing stare that sent shivers down his spine. Sakura had stopped playing with his hair and was ready to attack, in the most non-sexual way possible.
Kakashi slowly turned towards his fuming girlfriend and said nervously scratching his cheek, "But I mean we don't have to worry about that right? Cause you're the most celestial creature I have ever laid eyes upon." He let out a sigh thinking he was saved, however he still felt the glare. Damn, he felt like he was in the seventh level of hell.
He gulped and questioned, "Wrong answer?"
Upon hearing his voice she came back down from her angry place and smiled, "No you were just telling the truth, and for that I reward you..."
Kakashi smiled at his fortune, and who said telling the truth didn't pay off?
"with a week of no sex."
"Whaaaaaaaaaaaat?!"
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