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Chapter five: A Myth

Naruto giggled and hiccuped simultaneously while swinging his sake cup from left to right in a sorry attempt of placing on the table in front of him. It wouldn't be so damn hard if it would stop moving around.

Finally getting sick of its teasing he jumped up, left hand in a fist, right hand pointing at the table, "Listen you! I will be the Ho," he hiccuped, "ka," then he burped,"ge! If don't you moving to a stop, I will RASENGAN through you!"

His rant was halted when Sakura giggled and pointed out, "Your cup has found it's way back on the table Naruto."

"Oh," he flopped down in the chair next to Sakura.

"You're druuuuunk Naruto-kun."

"So are you Sakura-chan," he reached out and pinched her cheek, which earned him a slap to the face.

"Alcohol takes all pain away!" He giggled while the left side of his face welted up.

"Sakura-chan I've been meaning to ask you something."

"What?"

"You know how I've been dating Hinata for a while now?"

"Of course."

"Well I've been thinking of turning up our physical side of the relationship."

"Mmhhmm," Sakura nodded her head in agreement, they'd been dating for eight months now and she knew they'd stuck to making out.

"Well since you and Kakashi have been together for two years now I would only assume you guys have gone through all the bases and then some."

She nodded her head.

"So if you wouldn't mind asking him what it's like to go down there, even though the mental image of him going down on you sickens me I will be mature for the sake of knowledge."

Sakura wasn't sure how to respond to that request. It wasn't like it was a horrible statement or even an offensive one, just one of curiosity. Naruto really had matured now that he was 20.

"I mean would love to just dive right in with Hinata but I heard it smelled like fish and I don't think I'll be okay with that," his face scrunched up in disgust.

Sakura punched his right arm, knocking the sake cup out of it, "That's just a myth, idiot."

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