Oh yeah, everything that has to do with Twilight belongs to Stephanie Meyer. Everything else is MINE!

"Elizabeth Isabella Marie Swan, will you do me the honor of being my wife?"

She looked like she was going to cry, oh God I hope she says yes.

Silence rang out among the dinner table.

MPOV

What the hell?!?! He just asked Bella to marry him, and she had 'JUST' made her debut. This guy takes no time at all. That southern bell deserves better then that man. What is he thinking; he can't marry her, she's MINE! That lady deserves all the best a man could give and Jasper could never wish to give her half of what I already have!

Is she going to cry?

YES!!! She looks like she will cry, and that mean a chance for me!

I don't love Jezebel Stanley, she has nothing that I want, and she only gives me what every man needs. Now Elizabeth Swan, she's beautiful, and sweet. She'd make a great wife, and if I have my way, she will be mine. She's the complete opposite of what I thought a woman would and should be. It's a problem that I'll fix as soon as I get her down the aisle and legally mine by any means necessary. Hopefully she doesn't notice that I've been fallowing her around. Sometimes I look into her bedroom window while everyone else sleeps. I just like to watch her, every minute of every day. It's normal for every man to be protective over what IS his.

She hasn't answered him yet. I wonder why she doesn't just say no.

Ugh. She's biting that nice plump bottom lip of hers again. What I would GIVE just to sample the taste of her lips. I'd savor the every suck, bite, and lick that I'd cover her body with. Jasper Whitlock would be forgotten, and replaced by Michael Newton.

Mmhmm. I'd live forever happy with her tasty goodness in my mouth; I could have her yelling "yee-haw" every night if given the chance.

BPOV

.God. Jasper just asked me to marry him. I've been in love with him since the first time I stuck him in his jaw. I was sure he's stop talking to me after that, but then he said that he wanted me to be his wife one day. I was so embarrassed; my face turned a bright red. I'm sure the color resembled a cherry. Michael didn't talk to me for a while after that. He said that I was a girl, and should have let him handle it. Ugh, he didn't even thank me.

I'm still sitting here, shocked, and so happy I think I'm going to cry.

Aw crap, I am crying. That's when I noticed to my left how upset Michael looks. He's staring at me as if he expects me to say no. I wonder, why? I'm absolutely in love with Jasper. Michael has never even tried to make any show of affections towards me. He's too busy worrying about being a gentleman, and commenting on how "un-lady" like I am. That's how I know that no matter what, choosing between them would always be easy. My love is and always will be Jasper, Forever.

"Yes! Yes Jasper I will!" then I hugged him trying to express all my love through this innocent touch I'm giving him now. Later I'll show him more, who needs to wait for marriage, me and Jasper, have never been patient enough to wait. If anyone knew everything we had already done, I'd be cast out from all decent society. Jasper would never be allowed to marry me if that were to happen. I can't wait till we can be alone, and from the swell in his pants because my body is hard against his, neither can he.

MPOV

NO!!Damn, why did he have to ask her tonight? It's not like I could just pull her off to the side to confess my feelings for her, not with Jezebel here. Uh oh, Jezebel is looking right at me and she doesn't look happy, at all.

"What's the matter Jezebel?" I asked

"Nothing I'm just wondering why you haven't congratulated Jasper and Elizabeth yet? In-fact you looked like you wanted to kill Jasper when he asked her." She said

Crap I need to come up with something quick.

"Uh…no, no reason really, I just wanted to do it in private"

She looked at me for a moment about to ask another question but then she looked a little afraid, why did she look scared?

"Michael, I need to confess something to you"

Hmm…what is she about to tell me. She pulled me to the other side of the room and carefully leaned in to my side, so she could whisper her message in to my ear.

"Michael, you gonna be a father"

.Lord. No!!No!!NO!!!Play stupid, just play stupid.

"Of course I will be, as soon as I find a suitable wife." I said

"Wha-what?! Oh you better be ready sooner, and not later. I'd say you have the most 9 months to get ready to be a father!" she harshly whispered "I'm pregnant Michael"

"You can't be, I can't be, it isn't mine. Is it?" I ask

Slap, slap, slap!! Ouch, I can't believe she did that in front of all these people. Wait, yes I can, damnit this is embarrassing.

"YES, MICHAEL NEWTON, I AM PREGNANT WITH YOUR CHILD!" she proclaimed

AWW SHIT!!

JPOV

HAHAHA!! Now that rich, Newton got slapped by a woman, and cried in front of all these people. Well there goes his family's name, oh wait, that's been gone ever since his uncle became his daddy, HAHAHAHA!!!

"Hey Michael, don't be upset, at least you won't have to travel so far for your family to see you little runt. Hell your father and uncle live under the same roof as your mother. Oh wait!! Your father IS your uncle!!" I said.

Kopf!! What the he-… uh oh.

"I love you hon-.."Kopf!!

"You just stop being so cruel to him, he's gonna be a father Jasper Whitlock" then she leaned in whispering "and soon so are you."