Disclaimer: As of right now… I am happy to say I do not own bleach for I am incredibly frustrated with it haha. Like really… and I miss all the Shinigami D: especially Kenny and Mayuri!

Wonderful lovely people whom are to be thanked :

Kira Michi : Haha thanks for the review. Aaand… yea this is me updating.. As soon as possible *ahem*

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The Disillusioned : Hahahaha noo worries I creep on people as well :D So it's all good! I am glad to enjoyed my story! And That you love Mai and her crazyness :D I could NEVER put Kenpachi with someone cute and happy lmao I can't do it, he already has Yachiru in his life lmao he doesn't need another one xD. Aria… is my favourite OC love her soo damn much haha, I'm glad I am able to write Mayuri in a n interesting way and makes you curious.

I'm sorry for the wait ! I hope to write a lot now that the school semester is coming to an end :D.

Colleen Sotac : Thank you for the review! Haha I'm glad you like Mayuri he's pretty fantastic. I'm happy you like my story lol Especially if you're picky with pairings :D!

AN: I AM INCREDABLY SORRY! To everyone of my readers, for leaving this story for soo long.. AGAIN I am hoping to write more now that the semester is coming to an end and Christmas break is just around the corner!

I hope you all still enjoy this :D! Ahem I am truly sorry if there are any guys that are about to read what is below… AND I am sorry if it's a little vulgar… but I mean really it's Mai explaining it… what do you expect? I really couldn't resist myself.

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Mai was actually enjoying a nice peaceful sleep for once since she arrived at the Eleventh division but the was put to an end when Yachiru came bounding into her room crying.

"Maya!" sobbed Yachiru as she shook the woman awake.

With a grunt Mai rolled over and pulled her blankets ignoring the pink haired lieutenant.

"Maya! Please what up! I'm bleeding." Yachiru had given up and sat on the floor.

Mai shot up from her bed and turned to face the girl. "You're bleeding? What? Where? How?"

The woman never thought it was possible but the girl's face went pinker then her hair and whispered into Mai's ear as though someone might have over heard her. Mai inwardly chuckled trying not to laugh out loud and offend the girl, so she nodded in understanding.

"Ah, Yachiru, it's okay! It's normal," replied Mai giving the young girl a pat on the head.

In returned Yachiru's eyes widened and gave Mai a weird look. "I don't think so Maya, this really isn't normal!"

"No, as much as I wish it wasn't, it is," red eyed woman replied. "Has your father ever told you where babies come from?"

Yachiru furrowed her eyebrows. "Where does sex come into this Maya? I just told you I was bleeding, I didn't ask you where babies came from."

The woman laughed and turned to the girl. "No that's not what I meant, when a girl goes through puberty they start having this thing…. Called… okay actually I don't know the actual word for it but girls call it their period. Once a month or every twenty-eight days they start bleed from their vag because they were unable to conceive and fertilize the egg in their ovary."

"You mean we lay eggs like chickens?" screamed Yachiru.

"NO! That's not what I mean… just… you didn't have sex to have a baby therefore you bleed."

"That's horrible, what about boys? Do they have anything like that?"

"Besides unexpected boners, wet dreams and squeaky voices for a year or two… they get nothing," replied Mai then added as an after thought. "Those lucky bastards."

"Oh… well… how do I make it stop?" asked Yachiru going back to the fact she was bleeding somewhere she though she shouldn't obliviously be.

"Oh right, well… there are pads, which you put in your underwear to stopp from going through clothing or you can jam a cotton thing called a tampon into your Vag."

Yachiru's eyes went eyed, maybe she shouldn't have come to Mai to help her, but she obviously couldn't go to Kenny nor could she got to Baldy or feather-brow because it was just downright embarrassing. Besides she wouldn't have been able to get past the words I'm bleeding without all three of them running off to find the idiot to make her bleed even though in this case there wasn't some idiot.

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Turns out, Yachiru had woken Mai up at six in the morning because of the 'incident'. She really couldn't believe she had to explain that to the girl, but at least Yachiru didn't tell the Captain about it first, or else he would have come to Mai to explain it to the girl and quite frankly… she didn't do that good of a job explaining and even Mai thought she could have been less vulgar. So instead she sent her to the fourth division to talk to at least the Lieutenant or the Captain.

It was now eight o'clock and woman of the eleventh looked as though she was going to pass out in her breakfast, she hated being woken up early.

"Although I think you're quite beautiful, falling asleep at the breakfast table doesn't become of you," said a feminine yet masculine voice, pulling Mai out of her trance.

Looking up Mai saw it was the guy with feathers attached to his face that she brought back from the world of the living. "I'm sorry Yumi, but I got an early wake-up call from the lieutenant this morning."

"The Lieutenant?" asked the man in shock as he sat down across from the woman.

"Yea, she needed to asked me something," replied Mai not really wanting to bring up that awkward conversation again, with a man no doubt.

"Weird, normally she's not awake until late morning."

"Yea, wasn't fun."

"I'm not going to lie Mai, I was quite shocked to see you apart of the Gotei thirteen and the eleventh division no less," stated Yumichika bringing up their past.

"Why?" asked Mai with the raise of her brow.

"I never took you as one who'd be interested in because a Shinigami, and the Eleventh division is no place for a woman as beautiful as you," he replied.

"Then you obviously don't know me Yumi. I've always been one to fight, whether for fun or for a reason."

"Of course, the only flaw in your beautiful complexion."

"You've definitely haven't change, still obsessed with beauty, although I must say you were so much more beautiful with long hair," laughed Mai with a teasing voice.

The look on Yumichika's face was a mixed between anger, sadness and being offended. "How dare you, I miss my long hair so much, but in one of my training fights with Ikkaku is blade got a little too close to my hair and gave it a rather ugly haircut, so I had to cut it short."

"That's priceless," snorted Mai laughing so hard tears fell from her eyes.

"It's not funny," complained Yumichika crossing his arms and pouting.

"MAYA!" yelled Yachiru as she entered the lunch room, back from her trip to the fourth.

"Lieutenant," drawled Mai taking a drink of her tea, Yachiru's voice having reminded her of the this morning.

"You did a horrible job explain the menstrual cycle Maya," commented the pink hair causing Mai to spit out her drink all other Yumichika who was too shocked to say anything.

"Captain Braid lady explained it much better and how it makes girl have mood swings, is that why you're angry and then happy all the time Maya? Are you ovulating?"

"I'M NOT!" Mai face went red with anger and embarrassment because at that time the Captain and Ikkaku decided to walk into the room as well.

"Yachiru…" Mai seethed out slowly. "You're so lucky you're my lieutenant or you'd be dead right now." With that the angry woman stormed out of the room causing an awkward silence between the four.

AN: Thank you for reading this chapter :D! I hope you all enjoyed it, and found some humor in it! I mean this had to happen sooner or later, so why not now, while I'm starting to get back into this story!

I am sorry about the wait and for such a short chapter! Again I hope you enjoyed it and I'd like to thank those of you who've reviewed and favourited or alerted this story! It means a lot :D.

Please review! :D

There's probably a lot of mistakes... and I'm sorry! I am sick and trying to correct grammar and sentences isn't fun lmao.