My OTP for life, Cat x France x China x A Wall.
Written in the stylings of Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff.
ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WASS A MAN NAMED FRANCE. HE WAS FRIENDS WITH A MAN NAMED CHINA WHO WAS CHINEEESE. ONE DAY \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\FRANNCE AND CHINA WERE WALKING DOWN THE STREET LIKE FRIENDS DO SOEMTIMES. HELLO MY NOSE ITVHES WHILE THEY WAS WALKING THEY SAW THIS BLACK CAT. IT CROSSED THEY'RE PATH SO OBVIOUSLY THAT MEANS BAD LUCK. "NO DON'T BE SILLY" CHINA SAID TO FRASNE WHEN HE SUGGESTED THAT A BLACK CAT MEAND BAD LUCK "BLACK CATS DON'T MEAN BAD LUCK THAT IS JUST STUPID YOU STOOPID FROGGY MAN" FRANCE WAS VERY SAD BUT THEN HE REALIZEDS THAT THE CAT WAS SALEM FROM SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH. AND SO HE WAS ALL LIKE "ONHONHON HELLO THERE SALEM THE CAT FROM SBRINA THE TREENAGE WITCH" AND SALEM WAS LIKE "WORD UP\ SON" AND THEN HE LAUNCHED HIMSELF AT FERANCE WHO SCREAMED LIKE A SMALL CHILD. SALEM PROCEEDED TO STREIP FRANCE ERIGHT THERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET AND CHINA WAS LIKE "HELLS-FUCKING-LYES" BECAUSE HE WANTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THAT BIZZZZNESS SO HE STRIPPED DOWN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET TOO AN THEY ALL HAD AN ORGY WITH A BRICK WALL THE END. PS FRANCE WAS IMPREGNAYTED BY SALEM AND THEY HAD A LKITTER OF KITTENS.
Written by Miscellaneous Rhett
Except for the slashes and the part about my itchy nose.