BellatrixBirthday

Oh hai! :3 BB is my dad, but I'm meeting him for the first time. HERE ARE THE WORDS FOR PEOPLE:

Near: I has a crush on you. I think your cute. *blushes*

L: Your cool and everything, but I find the resemblance between you and my dad creepy. Your still awsome. In fact, I'm torn between being a detective or a murderer like dad when I grow up.

Mello: You kick a**. Therfore I idolize you. I still have a question for you though: Why do you dress like that? If you didn't, people wouldn't think you were a girl.

Light: I hate you. You killed dad. Go burn in hell. Now that I think of it, didn't you die? Didn't most of you die? How are you all answering questions then? Who resurrected you then? Kind of creepy if you ask me.

Matt: I like games, too. How do you feel about the game Spore?

Well, I'm off! Oh, and dad? I want a switchblade for my birthday. *glomps Near, Kicks Light between the legs, hugs BB, and runs out cackling while eating RASPBERRY jam.*

Near: *blushes* Um…thanks

L: O.o Thank you…I think?

Mello: I KNOW I KICK A**! I dress like this because leather is a material that is hard to penetrate…AND I LOOK SMEXY!

Light: … I can't "burn in Hell" because I am in Mu (nothingness) and I did?

Matt: :O

BB: Um…didn't know I had a daughter , but ok!

Near: AHHHH!
Light: *doubles over in pain*
BB: *hugs back*

Sam…O.o that was strange…

Reece: UNDERSTATEMENT!

xL-iz-After-BeyondBirthdayx

BB! *Glomp* I lurv you. x3 Okay. You love L. True, right? ;D *gives you a jar of Strawberry Jam* ^^

L, I love you, too. *GLOMP* Haha. Have you seen that video on Ken'ichi Matsuyama (your sexy sctor), supprting some brands? xDD It's so cute! :) *hands you a chocolate cake* :) I made it.

Light, I love you, too! *glomp* Let's say this: L is dead, you meet BB, You have a crush on BB, you and BB "mate". How do you feel about that time-line? ;D *gives you some apples* :D

Matt, HELP ME BEAT RADITZ! *Glompp* I lurvvv you. *gives you "Timeshift" game for the ps3* Let's play. But I'll warn you: I'm the best.

Mikami: *glomp* I LOVE YOU, TOO! *gives you millions of pens* :DD

Mello: LOVEE! *GLOMP* Let's have a sexy CHOCOLATE PARTY! :DD *throws you choclate bars*

Misa: HI! YOU ARE AWESOME! Ignore all those messed up statements of you. ^^ *hugs* Let's stalk Light together! :D

Near, GO KILL YOURSELF!

Bye!

BB: … OFF! BAD FANGIRL!

L: I love you too and no can't say I have… :O CAKE!

Light: Uh…*red face*

Matt: NO YOU'RE NOT! I WILL OWN YOU!

Mikami: ? How did I get here…GOD! *runs to Light but is glomped by xL-iz-After-Beyond-Birthdayx* PENS!

Mello: :0 NO WAY CHOCOLATE!

Reece: BAD MELLO NO CHOCOLATE!

Misa: YAY! *hugs* OK! *glances at Light's terrified face*

Near: *sad puppy face*

Sam: BYE PERSON I DON'T KNOW!