A really awkward trip to the mall

"Why do I have to come," whined Ramona to her permanently glum friend, "Knives is a psycho when it comes to me."

"Sorry, I pussied out, I called her and then I asked her out, but then I panicked and said I meant a girls night out." Said Kim with next to no inflection in her voice.

"Do you think it's a phase?"

"I don't know, how long did it last?"

"Well it went on for about three months, mostly because of the sex, I mean ninja speed has more than a few uses if you know what I mean." Ramona elbow nudged Kim and winked, trying to flash a seductive smile, only receiving a dull look from Kim. The talking ceased as they came up on the mall. Excuse my mistake the CANADIAN mall, Author's snafu.

They traveled through the labyrinth mall until they came to the food court where Knives could be seen sitting near the Chinese restaurant. "Hi KNIVES!" yelled Kim in a bit to much of a ambiguous voice, receiving strange looks from Ramona, (Because Kim was never this happy), Knives,(Because her and Kim had that "moment").

Kim and Ramona quickly made their way to the table. Just before any one could say anything a very gay voice rang out across the food court, "HEY GIRLS," Wallace, (about to make a huge mistake), with Scott, (who upon seeing Kim near Knives began to imagine that night much more explicitly than it was), in toe began to make their way to the girls, Wallace's face lit up when he saw Kim and Knives, causing him to say, "Oh my gosh Kim you came out so quic-," before Wallace could finish a powerful punch to the groin set him flying through a nearby wall, Kim turned her gaze to Scott, and using her angry eye's she telepathically said, 'WHAT DID HE TELL YOU!'

'Nothing, I saw you two at Julie's!"

'WWWHHHAAATTT!", to every one out side this conversation it simply looked like Scott and Kim where having a super tense staring contest.

Kim pulled back her hand to deliver another devastating punch but Ramona grabbed her just before she could, for all intense and purposes, kill Scott, "I need him for later."

Ramona grabbed Scott and they promptly ran from the CANADIAN mall. Kim sat back down and said, "So how have you been Knives," she did her best to force a smile but it came out rather psychotic.

"Uh-," was all Knives said before getting up and leaving. Kim just watched her walk away a little transfixed by her hips. Kim left and went back to her apartment, when her back hit the bed she did something she hadn't done since Scott broke up with her… she cried. The feelings of hatred toward her self and many other people, (she was still Kim), was the most over whelming thing shed felt in along time. Kim cried and cried.

Even when Holly came home and yelled, "SHUT UP YOU BITCH, HAVE YOUR PERIOD QUIETLY LIKE THE REST OF US!"

Kim simply yelled back through tears, "SCREW YOU BITCH."

After several hours of crying Kim's phone rang out, "Hello," she answered in a shaky voice.

"It's, (cough), Wallace."

"Hi."

"No I'm fine my balls are only kind of swollen, but my real reason for calling is to ask if you did actually come out to Knives?"

"No she, (Sniff), left after Ramon saved Scott."

"Mother of god Kim… I didn't know you where capable of tears."

"Shut up you gossipy bitch."

"I just want to make sure your hangin in there."

"Thank you Wallace."

"Well, I have to go ice my balls," and with that eloquent statement the gay man hung up.

Kim's tears finally stopped running and she resorted to staring blankly at the ceiling, the suddenly her phone rang out again, "Hello," she answered in monotone.

"Hi Kim it's Knives."

Kim shot up, "H-hello, how are you," Kim asked rather awkwardly.

"I'm fine, do you want to meet me again at the happy avocado, I don't think the mall will let us back in."

"…Yes I'll be there as soon as possible." Said Kim doing her best to cover the pause.

"Ok see you there."

-Later at the happy avocado-

Kim walked through the doors of the happy avocado as calmly as she could but her heart began skipping beats as she saw Knives at a corner table dressed in a mini skirt and black jacket, "Hi," said Kim as she sat down, "So why'd you call me?"

"Well Tamara kinda disappeared, she said something about a leaked album, Julie's a bitch, Ramona is… is," Knives suddenly broke off what she was saying and pulled Kim in to a crushing kiss, after the initial surprise wore off Kim inserted her tongue in to Knives's mouth deepening the kiss. As the kiss wore on Kim began to notice something salty on her tongue, she opened her eyes and saw that tears where streaming down Knives's face! Just as Kim was about to pull back and ask what was wrong Knives shot back and stuttered, "I'm sorry," Then she ran out of the restaurant leaving Kim dumb struck.

Before Kim could register what just happened Scott walked up to her slowly and said, "That might have been the hottest thing I've ever seen," Kim looked at him briefly then gave him a devastating upper cut to the chops sending him flying into the ceiling then back down to the unforgiving tile, Words that sounded a lot like, "It was worth it," dribbled out the side of his mouth.

Kim ignored the incapacitated Scott on the ground and rushed out of the restaurant to catch up with Knives.

I am truly sorry about how long it took me to update but I was having a real hard time writing this one. Thank you to all the kind words you sent me and I'll try to update faster on chapter three.

P.S. R&R