This Chapter mentions some stuff from from Selanp's fanfics, like the 'biffles' necklace. If you have not read some of her fanfics yet, parts of this might not make sense. Also, I couldn't think of a name for the little bean so I called him 'Pinto.' Sorry for the short chapters, but I'm kind of busy and I'd like to post often, so I figured small chapters would be best.
Chapter 2: An unexpected guest
"You live the sewer?" the small bean asked. "I say to you yes," answered Fawful "I have living in the sewers of smelliness." The small bean couldn't believe it, "The sewers are not fit for someone as amazing as you to live, lord Fawful!" he exlaimed. "Have the quietness! The ones who have the inhabitance above will have the hearing of you," Fawful said, "but Fawful does have the agreeingness." Upon entering a very beanishly decorated room, Fawful finally asked, "what is your name being?" The small bean replied, "my name? it's-" "FAWFIE! I'm disappointed in you."
"Look at what I found." said a green-skinned rather squarish girl holding a necklace which read 'BEST FRIENDS.' "This time is not having bestness, Mimi," said Fawful, glaring. "I was looking for for you when I found this," Mimi said, holding out the necklace, "you weren't wearing the necklace I gave you." The bean who still hadn't given his name just watched with confusion. "The disguise which I have the wearing of is not having pockets." Fawful explained. "If you wore a friendship necklace people might think you were nice! It would make the perfect disguise." Mimi said. Fawful groaned, annoyed. "I am not having time for this! Fawful has things of more importance to do than worry about the necklace of 'biffles!" Mimi, with a 'hmph,' said "fine. I'll leave you to mess with your machines." When she was no longer visible through the the tunnel, Fawful heard her shout, "but don't think this is over!"
"Ummm..." said the small bean trying to break the tension, although Mimi was already gone, "as I was saying my name is Pinto, but you can call me whatever you want, lord Fawful. Hey, is Midbus still with you?" Fawful, no longer annoyed, replied, "Midbus? He is still having the following of Fawful. He just has too much bigness for the sewers. He has the staying at another base of Fawful's in the village of moles." After decoding the Fawful-speak, Pinto asked, "so, what's your plan this time, lord Fawful?" Fawful frowned and said, "the plans that have had belonging to Fawful have not been having the workingness. Fawful will be having the 'laying low' so Fawful will have time to have the planning of a plan perfectness even the brothers of Red and Green could not have the stopping of!" 'Red' and 'Green?' thought Pinto. "You mean Mario and Lui-" "DO NOT HAVE THE SPEAKING OF THIER NAMES!" Fawful shouted. "FURY! SO MUCH FURY!" Pinto decided it would be best to leave now. "Umm... I'm gonna spy on somebody or something... bye!" Pinto left, leaving Fawful to shout about his failures caused by Mario and Luigi to noone. "...Then my ship had the overheat and they had the jumping on the thing which is my head! I had the shooting of the lasers at them, but they had the avoiding!" Fawful exclaimed.
Well, I suppose if I don't come back with a report on what I spied, lord Fawful will be mad, thought Pinto, why couldn't I think of a better excuse? Ughh. "Well I guess I better get to work," Pinto said aloud, "but... who would Fawful want me to spy on?" Remembering Fawful shout about Mario and Luigi, he decided he should spy on them. I guess I'll say I'm a tourist from Beanbean or something... Pinto thought, or should I not reveal my presence and listen stealthily? Pinto contemplated what he should do in Toad Town, because the stench of the sewer was overwhelming. Soon, he began to walk toward Peach's castle.