"So you're saying the tea shops here sell tea? Real, actual, leaf brewed tea?"
"Well, yeah."
"And you can drink as much as you like?"
"Kinda depends on the place."
"Is this one of those places?"
"What's with the 20 questions? I thought you use to run a tea shop."
"It was a Tea Shoppe, not a tea shop. We only sold the Queen's Tea."
"You really called those emotional elixirs tea?"
"Yep. Hence, TEA Shoppe."
"Well, then what did you call the real, actual, leaf brewed tea?"
"Expensive."