Sorry for the delay (again)! I'm still kind of busy, but I found some time to write this. Enjoy!
Chapter 5: Flying over Beanbean
A small, flying, ship-looking object flew toward southern Mushroom Kingdom."Ummm... lord Fawful?" Fawful pressed a button marked 'auto-pilot' and turned around. "What are you wanting?" Fawful asked. "Well, a couple things, really..." said Pinto. Fawful sighed. "Yessing? And what would these be being?" Fawful replied. "Well, first off, what are we going to do about Queen Bean, Lady Lima, and Pea?" Pinto asked. "That is having simpleness. We will be having the kidnapping of them," Fawful said casually. "K-kidnapping?" asked Pinto, shocked, "how are we going to kidnap them?" Fawful laughed and pulled out two laser-gun looking devices, one with a dial. "We will be having the kidnappingness with these!" Fawful said, "with a ray of invisibleness and a ray of shrinkingness! We will have the making of ourselves invisible, then we will be shrinking the ones who we will also be having the kidnapping of! Then we have the picking of them up and the putting of them in our pockets and having the escape! I have genius!"
"O-okay... but when I disguise myself as Pea, what'll I do?" asked Pinto, "I can't just say 'surrender to Fawful!' or anything." Fawful replied, "you will first be having the actingness of one who is being scared, for if you really were being Pea, then you would be having the scaredness at your masters' dissapearingness. It is while this is having happeningness that I will also have the kidnapping of a guard. I will be hiding him in the town of little funginess, where other guards will have the finding of him. It is then when you will be saying that the toads had been the ones who had the kidnapping of the others. You will also be saying that this is having the most likeliness of the kingdom of mushroomness's orders, and then, after having the declaringness of the kingdom of mushroomness being an enemy, you will be telling the inhabitants that the beanish kingdom is going to be having an attack on the kingdom of mushroomness."
". . .Wow." was all that Pinto could say. "But that is not being all!" Fawful said, "While the events that I have mentioned are having the taking of placeness, I will be having the planting of plants of piranhaness in the airport that has belonging to the kingdom of mushroomness as Cackletta and I once had the doing of to the airport that has the belonging to the beanish kingdom. If the plants of piranhaness are having the being of plantedness in the kingdom of mushroomness's airport, they will not be having a choice but to land at the airport of the beanish kingdom. It is being then that you will be giving the orders to be taking the ones that will be inside the airplane captive. Peach will most likely be having the protest that she was simply having the visiting of Daisy, where you can then say that the land of... sarasaness... is also having the involvement in the conspiracy, so they will also have the declaredness of being an enemy."
"So, after all this happens, the Mushroom Kingdom and Sarasaland will both be against the Beanbean Kingdom? How are we going to take over both at the same time?" Pinto asked. "Firsting, we will have the overtaking of the land of sarasaness, for Daisy will most likely be having the doing of something rash," Fawful replied, "while their guard is being down, we will be having the attackingness. By the timing we will be having the overcomingness of the land of sarasaness, the Bowser who I hate will mostly liking be having the realization that he could be having the conqueredness of the kingdom of mushroomness while the one who is Peach is having the capturedness."
Pinto thought for a moment. "Wait," he said, "if we want to take over the Mushroom Kingdom, why would we let Bowser take control?" Fawful laughed and replied, "beacuse the Bowser who I hate will be having much easiness to beat when he is being inches of oneness tall!" Fawful twirled the shrink-ray he had. "That makes sense," said Pinto, "but-" "Enough talkingness!" Fawful shouted, "we are having the enteringness of the beanish kingdom...now!" Fawful wore a very familiar grin as he thought about what he would soon do.