Me: Hey, everyone and welcome to this game of truth or dare!

Fumu: Then why did the invites say that this was a birthday party?

Me: What invites?

Jerca: These. (holds up a birthday card)

Me: Well, it was the closest thing! Anyways, here's how it's going to go: An author will give us a dare or truth, and you have do it! :)

Galaxia Knight: (raises hand)

Me: Yeah?

Galaxia Knight: I have 2 questions. What happens if we don't do either? Also, why are you, a 12 year old girl, the main authority here?

Me: Well I'm the authority 'cause I'm the author! ;3 Oh, and you get beaten with a rubber chicken if you don't do it! LET'S DO THIS! XD

Everyone else: 0_0

Me: Okay, so-

(Flygon Rider breaks through the window)

Flygon Rider: I got a dare! I dare Sirica and Meta Knight to kiss!

Me: Oh, nice one, but why did you come through the window?

Flygon Rider: (shrug) Only way to get here.

Sirica: No. Just no.

Me: Okay, normally I'd hit you with a chicken. Since I don't want to get killed today…..(hands Flygon Rider a notepad)

Flygon Rider: "You'll have to put this girly-girl outfit on for the next 2 chapters."

(holds up red dress, bow, and high heels)

Sirica: WHAT?

Me: Obey the ruuuuuuuuuuules!

Sirica: I hate truth or dare. (walks into my closet) I really hate it. (walks out, wearing the outfit) You have no idea how much I dislike this.

Me: Yeah, but I like it!

Triforce Kitten: Hey, I have 3 dares!

Me: Okay, what's with the spaghetti?

Triforce Kitten: It's your dare! Eat it!

(A Riolu breaks through the roof, it's my best pal, Lumina!)

Lumina: Spaghetti!

Me: EAT!

(Digusting eating noises)

Blade: (pukes) Okay, what's the next dare?

Triforce Kitten: Have Kirby say something other than 'poyo'!

Kirby: Waa-melon!

Me: Meh. Close enough.

Kitzkat: Wait! !

Escargon: English?

Kitzykat: What I just said.

Triforce Kitten: But I was next!

Me: We'll have to see which one is better. What was your next one?

Triforce Kitten: Have MK kiss Kirby.

Me:...Okay peeps, we're doing Kitzy's dare.

Kitzykat: =D

Triforce Kitten: =(

Dedede: Kirby, you're stupid.

(Kirby starts crying)

Me: Meta, pie him.

Meta Knight: (pies Dedede)

Panda Warrior: Hey, I got a dare. Meta Knight, take off your mask-

Me: Heck yeah!

Panda Warrior: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand kiss His Majesty.

Me: D8

Dedede and MK: NO! DX

Me: (whacks up Dedede and rips off Meta's mask)

Me: Oh, it's also my 1st year of Fanfiction, so we're going to go on a plane in the next chapter.

Everyone: Yes!

Me: Still doing dares!

Everyone: ...Crud.