Wolf Link

Chapter 2: Prowl and Howl In Castle Town

Alright. Now…let's see… where a wolf can get some gourmet food, not scavenge, not kill, but peacefully eat gourmet food… of course! Louise, Telma's cat! I'm gonna feel like an alpha tonight!

Yep. That was Link's plan. Get Louise to steal him some food for him. She'd done it before. She'd do it again. So he ran over to Telma's Bar as fast as he could.

Hey, Louise! It's me, Link! He barked.

Good gracious Link, why are you still a wolf? Louise said as she came out from her hiding place.

No, I'm only a wolf on the last day of every month now. Princess Zelda was asleep, so I decided I can go a while as a wolf.

Aw, isn't that sweet? You thought the Princess looked pretty and tranquil, so you gave up a night of being a human for her. How nice! Louise tormented him. He put his tail over his muzzle in embarrassment.

Ha! I knew it! You're in love with the princess! Link's in love with the Princess! Link's in love with the Princess! Louise sang, prancing around. She always knew how to torment him, whether it was saying these kinds of things when he was a wolf, or clawing the leather off of his boots when he was human. This just so happened to bother him more. Much more.

STOP! He barked. Louise then stopped and cowered.

I didn't piss you off too much, did I?

Yes, yes you did.

…Are you going to eat me?

No.

Then…Link's in love wi-

What did I just tell you?

That you weren't going to eat me?

Well, I might. You know, these days you can't trust wolves.

Oh dear, Link. You don't honestly think I'm going to believe that coming from such a nice guy, do you? Now Link was going to have difficulties in scaring her into keeping her mouth shut. Then, he had an idea.

Will you please just get me some food?

Sure. But you're still 'love sicker' than a dog. Get it? You're a wolf, and you're in love with Zelda, and…uh…oh what the hell, I give up. Link didn't plan on it working so fast, but oh well. It worked. About two minutes later, Louise came out with a basket of bread, meat, ketchup, and some salt.

Oh boy, you did pull through! Wow…best meal I've ever had as a wolf. Let's dig in! And so, the wolf and the cat enjoyed a good meal, tormented each other, and Louise caught Link up about mysterious goings-on at the bar, and then Link had to leave.

Thanks for the meal, Louise.

You're welcome. And I hear that Princess Zelda is in-

Shut, up. Link snapped. He said goodbye and pawed out of town. He decided he was going to have 'wolf fun'. Basically, howl at the moon with the golden wolf. There was a howling stone at the entrance to town, but he needed to go farther away to avoid waking up Princess Zelda. Hyrule Field…no, echo. Ah ha! Snowpeak! He would go to Snowpeak.

5 Second Epilogue

I think he's gone- Yeah. Now I can tell you the secret that only I know, Jack. Louise said.

Okay, what is it that you brought me here to tell me?

Link is in love with the princess!

Really?

Yeah!

Let's go tell everyone else and embarrass him more!

That was my plan!

Oh, man, you're always one step ahead of me.

That's the point of our relationship, Jack I'm in charge.

Aw, why?

Because MY master owns the town bar.

Damn

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The two cats laughed.

Poor Link.

Author's Note: Originally, I planned on Link getting Louise to shut up by having the ketchup all over his mouth and a passing dog to look like he was eating a dog. Then, she gets scared and keeps her mouth shut. But Leonard saying "Oh what the hell." From the Big Bang Theory got in my head and I wanted Louise to say that.